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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »

    God I miss these.
    This one was my favorite: "Brian, your scarecrow's pathetic"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftGUG7GRLE

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Dr Pepper is the best soda. If you don't agree, you are Hitler. Sorry brosephuses.

    a simple truth

    I think I'm allowed to boycott them because of their horrible sexist ads

    THIS IS NOT A DRINK FOR WOMEN!!

    *explosions and car chases*

    yes you have accurately identified what I am talking about
    I still can't believe they went with that marketing strategy
    though, the 1800 tequila commercials are p bad too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_0cHeZcQ0&feature=relmfu

    I have in the past posted this video as justification for my inevitable breakdown and subsequent killing spree.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Will Ferrell hosting SNL's season finale? Yes he is!

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vault, that was it. That was the drink that almost killed my friend.

    Good times.

    Did he GET TO IT?!

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Woah, apparently the founder of Jimmy John's is a real cunt

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    ok lets get some tattly tattoos tarr

    summer is a great time to show some skin with a letraset on it!

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    You literally need a penis to enjoy out product. Pre op mtf and post op ftm transgender are acceptable

    at least this would a very funny commercial

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I kinda like some of those 1800 commercials

    I also like 1800

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love everything on this site

    http://tattly.com/

    I'm disappointed that they have a camera section, but not a shake it like a polaroid picture tattoo.

    they might make it if you ask!

    Tempting, but I have neither the design competence to make any real suggestions beyond the catch phrase nor the hips to properly utilize the end product.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    now I want to watch Sopranos.

    oh hey I have sopranos

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »

    God I miss these.
    This one was my favorite: "Brian, your scarecrow's pathetic"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftGUG7GRLE

    Hippies.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I tend to not pay attention to advertising unless I'm making fun of it.

    I can't think of the last advert that made me buy a thing on a conscious level and the studies I've seen say subliminal stuff is bullshit.

    But I'm a man of simple tastes.

    All I ask for is a tall scotch and a Dr Pepper to steer her by.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    You literally need a penis to enjoy out product. Pre op mtf and post op ftm transgender are acceptable

    at least this would a very funny commercial

    Heheh yeah I think it would be

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Woah, apparently the founder of Jimmy John's is a real cunt

    He sells shitty sammiches to drunk frat guys.

    Of course he's a cunt.

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    Vault was great.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I tend to not pay attention to advertising unless I'm making fun of it.

    I can't think of the last advert that made me buy a thing on a conscious level and the studies I've seen say subliminal stuff is bullshit.

    But I'm a man of simple tastes.

    All I ask for is a tall scotch and a Dr Pepper to steer her by.

    I bought Vault because of the commercials.

    My thought was that if I bought Vault, they would make more commercials.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Vault, that was it. That was the drink that almost killed my friend.

    Good times.

    Did he GET TO IT?!

    If by "IT" you mean mini heart attack, then yes. That boy's gonna be a Senator some day.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Woah, apparently the founder of Jimmy John's is a real cunt

    Huh about what?


  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I'm not going to repost them here, but googling "jimmy john liautaud hunting" gets you images of the sandwich chain's founder smiling over dead a elephant, leopard, and grizzly bear.

    And he's a Mitt Romney supporter, folks!

  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    I've decided that if I were to ever get a tattoo, I'd get HELLO WORLD vertically down my forearm.

    I'll never do it though. I'm not keen on the idea of permanence.

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    now I want to watch Sopranos.

    oh hey I have sopranos

    I don't understand the people who don't understand the final scene. I was told there was a huge controversy about what exactly happened, and it was so underwhelming when I finally saw it.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Vault, that was it. That was the drink that almost killed my friend.

    Good times.

    Did he GET TO IT?!

    If by "IT" you mean mini heart attack, then yes. That boy's gonna be a Senator some day.

    Holy shit. How much did he drink?

    Cause...i drank a lot and never had a heart attack.

    Heart tremors and blacked out, sure, but never a heart attack.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    it's extra appropriate because i was sunbathing while reading game of thrones today

    sources indicate a pretty girl telling me 'it's okay, i've seen pastier' may have been related

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I've decided that if I were to ever get a tattoo, I'd get HELLO WORLD vertically down my forearm.

    I'll never do it though. I'm not keen on the idea of permanence.

    If I were to ever get a tattoo, it would have to be after being diagnosed with a terminal illness. Because, at that point, I'd stop caring.

    So i'd get a tattoo of something like, "I have terminal brain cancer" on my forehead. And then just do whatever I want.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    I'd like to get drunk but I'm too lazy to go to the liquor store.

    God dammit.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    now I want to watch Sopranos.

    oh hey I have sopranos

    I don't understand the people who don't understand the final scene. I was told there was a huge controversy about what exactly happened, and it was so underwhelming when I finally saw it.

    it's ambiguous and when things are ambiguous there is always a fight over what it meant. both sides are sure they're right and they're both wrong so it never ends.

    at least that's my opinion on the matter

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    I tend to not pay attention to advertising unless I'm making fun of it.

    I can't think of the last advert that made me buy a thing on a conscious level and the studies I've seen say subliminal stuff is bullshit.

    But I'm a man of simple tastes.

    All I ask for is a tall scotch and a Dr Pepper to steer her by.

    I bought Vault because of the commercials.

    My thought was that if I bought Vault, they would make more commercials.

    It's posts like this, J, that make you my favorite.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    it's extra appropriate because i was sunbathing while reading game of thrones today

    sources indicate a pretty girl telling me 'it's okay, i've seen pastier' may have been related
    don't ever apologize for your alabaster skin

    we must keep ourselves cancer free sir!

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I'm not going to repost them here, but googling "jimmy john liautaud hunting" gets you images of the sandwich chain's founder smiling over dead a elephant, leopard, and grizzly bear.

    And he's a Mitt Romney supporter, folks!

    I knew their cheap bread was too good to be true.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I'd like to get drunk but I'm too lazy to go to the liquor store.

    God dammit.

    I went to the liquor store earlier today, when I realized I didn't have enough gin to get through the night.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Vault, that was it. That was the drink that almost killed my friend.

    Good times.

    Did he GET TO IT?!

    If by "IT" you mean mini heart attack, then yes. That boy's gonna be a Senator some day.

    Holy shit. How much did he drink?

    Cause...i drank a lot and never had a heart attack.

    Heart tremors and blacked out, sure, but never a heart attack.

    I was being facetious. He didn't have a mini heart attack after chugging a two liter of Vault in an hour.

    He did feel like shit the rest of the night.

    We laughed at him and then watched Rome.

    It was good times.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    @deebaser needs to show us all what a hipster looks like again.

    @bowen
    I'm on vacation. I'm currently unavailable for hipster hate.
    I will be returning in Monday, and will hate on hipsters like it ain't no thang then.
    ;)

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2012
    _J_ wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Vault, that was it. That was the drink that almost killed my friend.

    Good times.

    Did he GET TO IT?!

    If by "IT" you mean mini heart attack, then yes. That boy's gonna be a Senator some day.

    Holy shit. How much did he drink?

    Cause...i drank a lot and never had a heart attack.

    Heart tremors and blacked out, sure, but never a heart attack.

    I was being facetious. He didn't have a mini heart attack after chugging a two liter of Vault in an hour.

    He did feel like shit the rest of the night.

    We laughed at him and then watched Rome.

    It was good times.

    Oh, it'll definately make you feel like shit.

    But the commercials!

    _J_ on
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    @deebaser

    dudester, you just got hitched, whatchoodoin postin on this board for?

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC5aGCOT6bs

    That's not to say commercials that are sexist against women are common in America. Oh no. HA HA, no. Here, we're practically tripping over sexist commercials against men.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    I'd like to get drunk but I'm too lazy to go to the liquor store.

    God dammit.

    I went to the liquor store earlier today, when I realized I didn't have enough gin to get through the night.

    I've been legal for two years and I haven't bought alcohol once.

    I am just that lazy.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Man, I wanna watch Rome. Hey wait I ... don't have it. Fudge. :(

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    I'd like to get drunk but I'm too lazy to go to the liquor store.

    God dammit.

    I went to the liquor store earlier today, when I realized I didn't have enough gin to get through the night.

    I've been legal for two years and I haven't bought alcohol once.

    I am just that lazy.

    ...

    Boy.

    Boy, we're gonna teach you about work.

    But just enough so that you get your ass to a liquor store and buy some really shitty vodka.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    OH MY FUCKING GODDDD LOL FINISHED DOWNLOADING

    THREE FUCKING HOURS

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    OH MY FUCKING GODDDD LOL FINISHED DOWNLOADING

    THREE FUCKING HOURS

    lol

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