personally i'm a bit insulted that, judging from that short video, her playstyle doesn't revolve around getting fatter and thinner
Also a little disappointing that it looks like they have healthbars.
'cause, y'know, the weight mechanic in SSMB is a big part of what makes it interesting and fun.
actually looking at the wiki page, those are apparently special bars that fill up as you land hits on enemies, and when you max it out you can do a super move, and super moves are the only attacks capable of KOing
personally i'm a bit insulted that, judging from that short video, her playstyle doesn't revolve around getting fatter and thinner
Also a little disappointing that it looks like they have healthbars.
'cause, y'know, the weight mechanic in SSMB is a big part of what makes it interesting and fun.
actually looking at the wiki page, those are apparently special bars that fill up as you land hits on enemies, and when you max it out you can do a super move, and super moves are the only attacks capable of KOing
Alright, that's better.
Who knows, maybe it'll be the Darksiders of SSMB ripoffs.
Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
I'm always a little worried about the quality of my writing, primarily because most of my characters end up being me to some degree.
However, I'm also feeling good about how I'm handling Inquisit do far. I was a little shaky with him at first, but I like the Rough Exterior thing I got going with him now.
Still need to roll in more first person monologues, though. Not too many, too quick, as that kills the joke.
personally i'm a bit insulted that, judging from that short video, her playstyle doesn't revolve around getting fatter and thinner
Also a little disappointing that it looks like they have healthbars.
'cause, y'know, the weight mechanic in SSMB is a big part of what makes it interesting and fun.
actually looking at the wiki page, those are apparently special bars that fill up as you land hits on enemies, and when you max it out you can do a super move, and super moves are the only attacks capable of KOing
Alright, that's better.
Who knows, maybe it'll be the Darksiders of SSMB ripoffs.
Probably not, but, anything's possible, man.
I used to joke about SSMB games where you have characters like Kratos beside characters like Mario.
Fun fact: The color of the sky when inside the City is determined by the District's majority color. Meridi is the only district that actually has a bright, blue sky. Idollo, Avaren, and Adon are in a perpetual state of sunset (of varying colors). Streich's sky is tan and cloudless. Oldtown is perpetually gray and raining. Sylvas' and emerald canopy. Hedos locked in blazing red dusk, and Mesmiri in purple dawn. The non-prime districts vary depending on the current majority.
In the City, the phrase "red sky at night, sailors delight" has far more to do with the hopes of shore leave than the weather.
There is a day/night cycle, but it's basically just determined by how bright the sky is.
[Iddil]
Irmin crosses the street to get a better view of the warehouse. It is remarkably unremarkable - just another squat building of corrugated steel. Dim fluorescent lights flicker from inside the building, and some faint noise can be made out. Conversation, perhaps, or just a radio left on. Its front gates are chained shut, but an access door on the side hangs open, with no guard in sight.
Sadly for Cecil, it does not look like they a water entrance.
[Fregdup]
[21%/40%] as Kain easily navigates his way to the bottom of the pit, Samedi picks up the emergency light, half-buried in balls - a baton about a foot in length, essentially just a steel cage around a cylindrical lightbulb. A fairly standard design used in construction work and rescue situations.
[Yasteb (+48ish)]
[Haze Group] Speed, Jtlkrek, and presumably Werne, step out of the Mach 0.
The Haze is rough and hard beneath their feet, like white rock, formed in great, slanting chunks. The wind is cold, and it tingles as it slides into their lungs. The expanse of white around them is eerily quiet, as if there were nothing in the world but this place. As if they were all alone in the universe.
The white goes on forever, empty save for the shadows dancing on its horizon. Restless monoliths, uncertain of their edges.
The ruined ship is almost a comfort, its battered, rust-covered sides a reminder of what the world should look like. A memory of reality.
Clambering up onto the steepest of the rocky slabs, Speed stands beside the thing's starboard tread, the drive wheels taller than he is, their bolts each larger than his head. High above he can make out hatches, likely cannon ports. They're low enough that they might be able to reach them from atop the treads.
"Weird," Jtlkrek says, pulling off her sunglasses. She raises a hand to point at the tattered rag hanging from the ship's collapsed mast. "The color is off." She shakes her head. "Man, the crazy must be catching."
But Speed knows he's not crazy.
And he knows the shredded flag hanging from that mast isn't tan.
It's sienna.
[Science Group] Teless shakes his head. "No can do, Chrissi. All my other clothes, are dirty, and that, would be gross." He wanders back toward his desk and drops into his chair, waving the two Unbound into the room. "C'mon in. What's the business?"
[Lemit]
Scrawny stares blankly at Daliah, then turns to Zee. "You got any clue what the fuck she's sayin'?"
[Karsif]
[74%/85%] Working together, Penny and Clyde manage to toss Lorenzo's body aside. The corpse tumbles to the ground, face-down.
It opens its mouth, and howls itself back up, a column of excrement lifting it back into a standing position.
[HEX]
Warwick mixes himself a drink, finding the minibar in his room fully capable of replicating just about any form of alcohol he desires.
[Warwick] [Φ Karsif] A: [] [] []
15/25 10/1520/253/35/50/010/105/150/00/03/3 Auto: On [Huntsmancer] [Amiable] [Cocky] [Telepathic] I: Camo Wizard Robe and Hat, Crossbow, Pistol Grip Wand
[Stygia]
Wick remembers he has telepathy. He tries to reach Penny.
<Penny! Peeennnyyyy! This is Lorenzo's ghost! OoOoOOOooOOoO Penny! I have something to tell yoOoOoOou. Penny! Yer a git! Bahahahahaahahaha git! But really hope ya still livin' gel!>
It takes Speed a minute to even realize what Jtlkrek is confused about. "Oh right, everything's supposed to stick to a small number of colors this time around, isn't it. That asshole must be getting lazy to make an error like this." Speed attempts to climb the side of the ship and take the sienna rag.
[Dean Barrow] [Fregdup ] Ψ: [Yen] [] []
10/25 5/150/00/05/50/00/00/00/03/5 0/0 Auto: On [Gunman][Strong-Willed][Independent][Cyborg] i:Markers, Weaponized Cyberarm, HEXcom,
Dean pulls himself out of the pile of balls. "Lets get this over with." He kicks a few balls down the shaft. "The less of these we have to deal with the better."
Cecil sighs- "Maaaaaaaaaaaan I just want to go for a swim, is that too much to ask?!"
-And takes one last look at the harbor before creeping inside
"When we get back to Hex I'm gonna have a pool installed in my room this is bullshit."
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and this is why aquaman never got to do anything
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[Kain Fuery] [Ψ Fregdup] A: [Yen] [] [] []
15/25 3/105/515/160/00/00/05/50/010/100/0 Auto: On [Special Agent][Determined][Hyper Awareness] [Immortal]
i: Pistol, [Tea Shades], HEXcomm
Kain uses his lighter to illuminate his surroundings somewhat, trying to get his bearings, see where they should go next.
"Come on, Huckster, light that lantern so we can get this ball rolling. Ain't got all day."
[Brother Samedi] [Ψ Fregdup]: [Yen] [] []
26/27 1/108/154/150/01/10/04/50/201/11/1 Auto: On [Smoothsayer][Crazy Fast][???][Shadow Magic]
i:[Hexxcom, Slick Suit (w/Flower), Pistol, Thompsan 40, Adon Island Slims
"Ahn, ye! In da deep darkness, da Shadow Master did call out, 'ey yo, let dere be Light'." He flicks the switch from power save mode to full power. "Ahn yo dat shit was hella good, ya"
The baron's self shadow on the wall grabs the shadow of the torch. The real Samedi releases his grip on it and the torchlight bobs about in the air next to 'im.
" 'Ey poindexters 'ow I look? One pointy 'at away from being a real wizard, right?" He says with arms extended, like a man looking for applause.
Oh, and despite the fact that he's in a dark hole Kain refuses to remove his shades.
[Kain Fuery] [Ψ Fregdup] A: [Yen] [] [] []
15/25 3/105/515/160/00/00/05/50/010/100/0 Auto: On [Special Agent][Determined][Hyper Awareness] [Immortal]
i: Pistol, [Tea Shades], HEXcomm
"Real impressive job floating that lantern, huckster. It too heavy for you or something?"
[Clyde] [Φ Karsif] A: [] [] []
25/25 0/100/05/100/00/05/50/00/01/10/0 Auto: On [Duelist] [Detached] [Cold Reader] [Parkour] [Cuts and Scrapes] I: Street Clothes, Sword-Breaker, Domino Mask (not worn)
Clyde is caught off-guard by the sheer intensity of Penny's furious eyes, blinking twice.
He throws the zombie off her as he kicks it from below. "Just wonderin' how the magician managed to get ya is all." he recovers with a crooked smile.
Running around the Lorenzo zombie, Clyde halts briefly as he sees Penny's hand raised once more, a frown on his face. "C'mon Penelope... he's fresh, warm. Let me handle him; Ricky could use some company." Sides, this was clearly his kill, what with him deciding so a fair minute ago. There are rules...somewhere. For sure.
Still, a distraction is a distraction. He advances forward, shuffling side to side as he attempts a wide slash at the magician's back neck.
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[Inquisit] [Ψ Fregdup] A:[Yen ] [ ] [ ]
0/27 1/30/03/180/02/20/00/00/00/50/0 Auto: On [Detective][Rational][Hard Boiled][Self-Modifying Arcanoton]
i: Sleveless trenchcoat, fedora, cigars, built in (stealth crossbow w/ four spare bolts[palm], magnifying glass, lockpicks, secure data port and cable, lighter)) Snapping the phone shut and shoving it into a pocket, Inquisit trudges to the hole. "Yeah, nothin' much else going on here." With that, he lights a cigar and foot-slides down the hole. At the bottom he takes a big drag off said stogie, blows out his closest approximation to smoke-circuitry and says "Alright you mugs, let's get ballin'."
[Brother Samedi] [Ψ Fregdup]: [Yen] [] []
26/27 1/108/154/150/01/10/04/50/201/11/1 Auto: On [Smoothsayer][Crazy Fast][???][Shadow Magic]
i:[Hexxcom, Slick Suit (w/Flower), Pistol, Thompsan 40, Adon Island Slims
He shrugs "Conjurin' forces beyond ya mere mortal keen, while all da while remaining dis sexy? Ya it can tire a bredda out, ya."
[Dean Barrow] [Fregdup ] Ψ: [Yen] [] []
10/25 5/150/00/05/50/00/00/00/03/5 0/0 Auto: On [Gunman][Strong-Willed][Independent][Cyborg] i:Markers, Weaponized Cyberarm, HEXcom,
Dean pulls himself out of the pile of balls. "Lets get this over with." He kicks a few balls down the shaft. "The less of these we have to deal with the better."
He turns his attention to Dean. "Hmm, my boi is on to someding 'ere. You coppers open ya eyes ahn you might even could learn a ting. If dis is where da light was dropped, dat means dere are probably some footprints around 'ere."
Thief At Dusk] [H Fregdup] A: [] [] []
0/25 7/75/50/03/30/010/100/00/00/00/0 Auto: On [Cat Burglar] [Regal] [Inconspicuous] [Living Painting] I: Jaunty Cap (Homburg), One (1) pack of cigarettes.
Theo wafts behind, chewing on an ethereal lower lip, getting his bearing.
Thief At Dusk] [H Fregdup] A: [] [] []
0/25 7/75/50/03/30/010/100/00/00/00/0 Auto: On [Cat Burglar] [Regal] [Inconspicuous] [Living Painting] I: Jaunty Cap (Homburg), One (1) pack of cigarettes.
Theo wafts behind, chewing on an ethereal lower lip, getting his bearing.
Still in this
Jump into Deans gun arm. That way you dont have to explain where you were during your inactive times.
Thief At Dusk] [H Fregdup] A: [] [] []
0/25 7/75/50/03/30/010/100/00/00/00/0 Auto: On [Cat Burglar] [Regal] [Inconspicuous] [Living Painting] I: Jaunty Cap (Homburg), One (1) pack of cigarettes.
Theo wafts behind, chewing on an ethereal lower lip, getting his bearing.
Still in this
I want you inside of me.
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Thief At Dusk] [H Fregdup] A: [] [] []
0/25 7/75/50/03/30/010/100/00/00/00/0 Auto: On [Cat Burglar] [Regal] [Inconspicuous] [Living Painting] I: Jaunty Cap (Homburg), One (1) pack of cigarettes.
Theo wafts behind, chewing on an ethereal lower lip, getting his bearing.
Still in this
I want your character inside of my character.
Tommy2Hands on
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Thief At Dusk] [H Fregdup] A: [] [] []
0/25 7/75/50/03/30/010/100/00/00/00/0 Auto: On [Cat Burglar] [Regal] [Inconspicuous] [Living Painting] I: Jaunty Cap (Homburg), One (1) pack of cigarettes.
Theo wafts behind, chewing on an ethereal lower lip, getting his bearing.
Still in this
Jump into Deans gun arm. That way Dean can shoot living ink from it like a pressure washer.
Also make a bunch of homoerotic references and have them made about him too.
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Also a little disappointing that it looks like they have healthbars.
'cause, y'know, the weight mechanic in SSMB is a big part of what makes it interesting and fun.
actually looking at the wiki page, those are apparently special bars that fill up as you land hits on enemies, and when you max it out you can do a super move, and super moves are the only attacks capable of KOing
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Only needed a half dozen more of em
Alright, that's better.
Who knows, maybe it'll be the Darksiders of SSMB ripoffs.
Probably not, but, anything's possible, man.
However, I'm also feeling good about how I'm handling Inquisit do far. I was a little shaky with him at first, but I like the Rough Exterior thing I got going with him now.
Still need to roll in more first person monologues, though. Not too many, too quick, as that kills the joke.
I used to joke about SSMB games where you have characters like Kratos beside characters like Mario.
Boy.
Anyway, it might be great. We'll see.
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
I can't write anything of any quality until I get this paper done
stupid thesis
gonna just say Victor Frankenstein was a sexist and not cite anything and call it a day
http://www.audioentropy.com/
In the City, the phrase "red sky at night, sailors delight" has far more to do with the hopes of shore leave than the weather.
There is a day/night cycle, but it's basically just determined by how bright the sky is.
[Iddil]
Irmin crosses the street to get a better view of the warehouse. It is remarkably unremarkable - just another squat building of corrugated steel. Dim fluorescent lights flicker from inside the building, and some faint noise can be made out. Conversation, perhaps, or just a radio left on. Its front gates are chained shut, but an access door on the side hangs open, with no guard in sight.
Sadly for Cecil, it does not look like they a water entrance.
[Fregdup]
[21%/40%] as Kain easily navigates his way to the bottom of the pit, Samedi picks up the emergency light, half-buried in balls - a baton about a foot in length, essentially just a steel cage around a cylindrical lightbulb. A fairly standard design used in construction work and rescue situations.
[Yasteb (+48ish)]
[Haze Group] Speed, Jtlkrek, and presumably Werne, step out of the Mach 0.
The Haze is rough and hard beneath their feet, like white rock, formed in great, slanting chunks. The wind is cold, and it tingles as it slides into their lungs. The expanse of white around them is eerily quiet, as if there were nothing in the world but this place. As if they were all alone in the universe.
The white goes on forever, empty save for the shadows dancing on its horizon. Restless monoliths, uncertain of their edges.
The ruined ship is almost a comfort, its battered, rust-covered sides a reminder of what the world should look like. A memory of reality.
Clambering up onto the steepest of the rocky slabs, Speed stands beside the thing's starboard tread, the drive wheels taller than he is, their bolts each larger than his head. High above he can make out hatches, likely cannon ports. They're low enough that they might be able to reach them from atop the treads.
"Weird," Jtlkrek says, pulling off her sunglasses. She raises a hand to point at the tattered rag hanging from the ship's collapsed mast. "The color is off." She shakes her head. "Man, the crazy must be catching."
But Speed knows he's not crazy.
And he knows the shredded flag hanging from that mast isn't tan.
It's sienna.
[Science Group] Teless shakes his head. "No can do, Chrissi. All my other clothes, are dirty, and that, would be gross." He wanders back toward his desk and drops into his chair, waving the two Unbound into the room. "C'mon in. What's the business?"
[Lemit]
Scrawny stares blankly at Daliah, then turns to Zee. "You got any clue what the fuck she's sayin'?"
[Karsif]
[74%/85%] Working together, Penny and Clyde manage to toss Lorenzo's body aside. The corpse tumbles to the ground, face-down.
It opens its mouth, and howls itself back up, a column of excrement lifting it back into a standing position.
[HEX]
Warwick mixes himself a drink, finding the minibar in his room fully capable of replicating just about any form of alcohol he desires.
25/25 12/12 5/7 13/13 0/0 0/0 0/0 5/5 0/0 0/0 2/2 Auto: On
[Beatslinger] [Chic] [-] [Skeletoid]
i: Iced-Out Chain, Hydropipe, Ivory Revolver
Shrugging, Hume leads the way through the side door
15/25 10/15 20/25 3/3 5/5 0/0 10/10 5/15 0/0 0/0 3/3 Auto: On
[Huntsmancer] [Amiable] [Cocky] [Telepathic]
I: Camo Wizard Robe and Hat, Crossbow, Pistol Grip Wand
[Stygia]
Wick remembers he has telepathy. He tries to reach Penny.
<Penny! Peeennnyyyy! This is Lorenzo's ghost! OoOoOOOooOOoO Penny! I have something to tell yoOoOoOou. Penny! Yer a git! Bahahahahaahahaha git! But really hope ya still livin' gel!>
25/25 0/15 0/4 0/0 4/4 0/0 0/0 2/2 0/0 0/0 Auto: On
[Stunt Pilot] [Smooth-Talker] [Headstrong] [Velocivoodoo]
I: [Mach 0]
It takes Speed a minute to even realize what Jtlkrek is confused about. "Oh right, everything's supposed to stick to a small number of colors this time around, isn't it. That asshole must be getting lazy to make an error like this." Speed attempts to climb the side of the ship and take the sienna rag.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
10/25 5/15 0/0 0/0 5/5 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 3/5 0/0 Auto: On
[Gunman][Strong-Willed][Independent][Cyborg]
i:Markers, Weaponized Cyberarm, HEXcom,
Dean pulls himself out of the pile of balls. "Lets get this over with." He kicks a few balls down the shaft. "The less of these we have to deal with the better."
20/25 1/11 8/9 14/14 0/0 15/15 0/0 7/7 0/0 0/0 1/1 Auto: On
[Swimstar][Icthyosapien][Highly Damage Resistant][Psychokinetic]
i: Swim Shorts
Cecil sighs- "Maaaaaaaaaaaan I just want to go for a swim, is that too much to ask?!"
-And takes one last look at the harbor before creeping inside
"When we get back to Hex I'm gonna have a pool installed in my room this is bullshit."
0/50 0/5 0/5 10/10 0/0 11/11 2/2 0/5 0/0 0/0 1/1 2/2 Auto: On
[Hoverblade Hoodlum][Hardcore][Manipulative] [Thermokinetic]
i: Spray Paint, Golden Baseball Bat
<Tell your corpse to stop being a prick.>
Penny slaps her palm onto Larry's True Form's "forehead" and starts siphoning every scrap of thermal energy she can get her grimy thought-hands on.
Steam
15/25 3/10 5/5 15/16 0/0 0/0 0/0 5/5 0/0 10/10 0/0 Auto: On
[Special Agent][Determined][Hyper Awareness] [Immortal]
i: Pistol, [Tea Shades], HEXcomm
Kain uses his lighter to illuminate his surroundings somewhat, trying to get his bearings, see where they should go next.
"Come on, Huckster, light that lantern so we can get this ball rolling. Ain't got all day."
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
23/25 6/6 0/3 0/10 0/0 0/10 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 Auto: On
[Monk][Iron Will][Tough Hide] [Fleshshifter]
i: Ragged Jeans, HEXcomm
As Hume walks past Irmin shrugs and rolls into step alongside him. "I don't like this."
[Brother Samedi] [Ψ Fregdup]: [Yen] [] []
26/27 1/10 8/15 4/15 0/0 1/1 0/0 4/5 0/20 1/1 1/1 Auto: On
[Smoothsayer][Crazy Fast][???][Shadow Magic]
i:[Hexxcom, Slick Suit (w/Flower), Pistol, Thompsan 40, Adon Island Slims
"Ahn, ye! In da deep darkness, da Shadow Master did call out, 'ey yo, let dere be Light'." He flicks the switch from power save mode to full power. "Ahn yo dat shit was hella good, ya"
The baron's self shadow on the wall grabs the shadow of the torch. The real Samedi releases his grip on it and the torchlight bobs about in the air next to 'im.
" 'Ey poindexters 'ow I look? One pointy 'at away from being a real wizard, right?" He says with arms extended, like a man looking for applause.
[Kain Fuery] [Ψ Fregdup] A: [Yen] [] [] []
15/25 3/10 5/5 15/16 0/0 0/0 0/0 5/5 0/0 10/10 0/0 Auto: On
[Special Agent][Determined][Hyper Awareness] [Immortal]
i: Pistol, [Tea Shades], HEXcomm
"Real impressive job floating that lantern, huckster. It too heavy for you or something?"
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
Like cyclops's visor, protecting people he looks at from being incinerated on the spot.
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
25/25 0/10 0/0 5/10 0/0 0/0 5/5 0/0 0/0 1/1 0/0 Auto: On
[Duelist] [Detached] [Cold Reader] [Parkour] [Cuts and Scrapes]
I: Street Clothes, Sword-Breaker, Domino Mask (not worn)
Clyde is caught off-guard by the sheer intensity of Penny's furious eyes, blinking twice.
He throws the zombie off her as he kicks it from below. "Just wonderin' how the magician managed to get ya is all." he recovers with a crooked smile.
Running around the Lorenzo zombie, Clyde halts briefly as he sees Penny's hand raised once more, a frown on his face. "C'mon Penelope... he's fresh, warm. Let me handle him; Ricky could use some company." Sides, this was clearly his kill, what with him deciding so a fair minute ago. There are rules...somewhere. For sure.
Still, a distraction is a distraction. He advances forward, shuffling side to side as he attempts a wide slash at the magician's back neck.
0/27 1/3 0/0 3/18 0/0 2/2 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/5 0/0 Auto: On
[Detective][Rational][Hard Boiled][Self-Modifying Arcanoton]
i: Sleveless trenchcoat, fedora, cigars, built in (stealth crossbow w/ four spare bolts[palm], magnifying glass, lockpicks, secure data port and cable, lighter))
Snapping the phone shut and shoving it into a pocket, Inquisit trudges to the hole. "Yeah, nothin' much else going on here." With that, he lights a cigar and foot-slides down the hole. At the bottom he takes a big drag off said stogie, blows out his closest approximation to smoke-circuitry and says "Alright you mugs, let's get ballin'."
26/27 1/10 8/15 4/15 0/0 1/1 0/0 4/5 0/20 1/1 1/1 Auto: On
[Smoothsayer][Crazy Fast][???][Shadow Magic]
i:[Hexxcom, Slick Suit (w/Flower), Pistol, Thompsan 40, Adon Island Slims
He shrugs "Conjurin' forces beyond ya mere mortal keen, while all da while remaining dis sexy? Ya it can tire a bredda out, ya."
He turns his attention to Dean. "Hmm, my boi is on to someding 'ere. You coppers open ya eyes ahn you might even could learn a ting. If dis is where da light was dropped, dat means dere are probably some footprints around 'ere."
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
0/25 7/7 5/5 0/0 3/3 0/0 10/10 0/0 0/0 0/0 0/0 Auto: On
[Cat Burglar] [Regal] [Inconspicuous] [Living Painting]
I: Jaunty Cap (Homburg), One (1) pack of cigarettes.
Theo wafts behind, chewing on an ethereal lower lip, getting his bearing.
Still in this
m-my fetish...
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I can appreciate this.
http://deicidecomic.tumblr.com/
READ MY COMIC ^^
no matter how homoerotic things get with your character
you should always be grateful there wasn't a closet involved