blixaphonicsthe french champagneRegistered Userregular
edited May 2012
yeah, nobody says to themselves 'man i would LOVE to shoot some heroin if only it were legal!'. it just does not happen, if someone is at that point in their life they're gonna do it regardless of legislature or price or consequences. decriminalizing it just makes it harder for the dealers to make money and costs less for the taxpayer to jail harmless junkies who just wanna nod out and eat candy bars all day.
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
well i mean i want to smoke opium but that's just because it sounds so ridiculous that i feel like i must
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blixaphonicsthe french champagneRegistered Userregular
well i mean i want to smoke opium but that's just because it sounds so ridiculous that i feel like i must
this reminds me, me and two friends were taking the same car back from a three-day EDM festival outside of the city like 6 years ago. we all smoked a bunch of opium before leaving the campground, me and my friend in the back-seat passed out and when we woke up my buddy had successfully driven us to downtown winnipeg. i was amazed we weren't in a ditch somewhere. probably not the most responsible thing to do, but thank god he was some form of superhuman who was able to drive on opium.
FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited May 2012
the best thing about actual opium is it's barely a blip on the intoxication radar compared to like, opana
but it's still just about the most relaxing thing ever which rocks
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blixaphonicsthe french champagneRegistered Userregular
edited May 2012
it's the equivalent of really really good hash without the anxiety imo. plus the added bonus of being impervious to pain, which really comes in handy when you have to break out of a police blockade without weapons.
KwoaruConfident SmirkFlawless Golden PecsRegistered Userregular
Prostitutes aren't cheating, Projeck
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
so today at work this addled-ass looking middle aged white lady comes in, and spends 30 or so minutes trying on different sunglasses, then reads a magazine for 30 minutes, then sarcastically conducts a phone call with her significant other about how she's "just walked into the store" and will "be home momentarily" all while looking at me and rolling her eyes, "oh honey i love you" while constantly glancing at me to act exasperated
she then spends about another hour wandering around, putting shitloads of food and browsing in what appears to be an addled and random way. what i'm getting at here, is if you've ever spent time with a serious junkie, she was acting like someone who is normally addled and weird but also has a giant dose of smack in her system, though it may have been methadone because i heard her mentioning "just getting her dose" on the phone
anyway when she finally comes up to buy her shit, she's buying ~$50 worth of junk food on food stamps and a bunch of assorted shit with her cash welfare card, and i'm all whatever, okay
but she starts ranting about how someone else in the store came up to her and "asked her for dope, like i was on drugs or something!" totally exasperated and stunned, all explaining to me how she takes valium sometimes but they're hers and she would never DO DRUGS!
it was so fucking hard for me to be like "i just spent like two hours wondering how much heroin you were on"
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this reminds me, me and two friends were taking the same car back from a three-day EDM festival outside of the city like 6 years ago. we all smoked a bunch of opium before leaving the campground, me and my friend in the back-seat passed out and when we woke up my buddy had successfully driven us to downtown winnipeg. i was amazed we weren't in a ditch somewhere. probably not the most responsible thing to do, but thank god he was some form of superhuman who was able to drive on opium.
y..yes?
there's no such thing as an 'opium problem', just a 'reality problem'.
....says the guy on methadone to get off his painkillers. :P
ah yes, I remember the days
opium houses all through the Qing Dynasty
1839 really was the year to be alive
Pssh you barely even been alive a tenth that long
opium has made me immortal
also violently addicted to opium
You're like an opium vampire. No wonder you're such a prettyboy.
but it's still just about the most relaxing thing ever which rocks
or so i imagine.
like damn
jesus
hmmm
Fucking ants on my desk. It's creeping me out.
buy a book
pick up drugs
go home
checkmate
who says writing sitcoms is hard?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
isn't 'wanting drugs' a good reason?
need a decent reason to leave said house at 9pm
at least in projeck's case
sounds good to me
The DRUG library.
what im trying to do
problem solved
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
of course that's not that bad of a thing
she then spends about another hour wandering around, putting shitloads of food and browsing in what appears to be an addled and random way. what i'm getting at here, is if you've ever spent time with a serious junkie, she was acting like someone who is normally addled and weird but also has a giant dose of smack in her system, though it may have been methadone because i heard her mentioning "just getting her dose" on the phone
anyway when she finally comes up to buy her shit, she's buying ~$50 worth of junk food on food stamps and a bunch of assorted shit with her cash welfare card, and i'm all whatever, okay
but she starts ranting about how someone else in the store came up to her and "asked her for dope, like i was on drugs or something!" totally exasperated and stunned, all explaining to me how she takes valium sometimes but they're hers and she would never DO DRUGS!
it was so fucking hard for me to be like "i just spent like two hours wondering how much heroin you were on"
Fun fact; the old white woman that tries to "speak jive" is Mrs. Cleaver from "Leave it to Beaver."
Ain't no one talkin bout getting married