Well I guess the dude from the Wall Street Journal didn't like it. I'm not surprised. He basically says all the performances were bad except RDJ, who was only good because he was playing himself, and that it was transformers.
Looking at his other reviews he only does huge blockbusters and art films. None of the blockbusters have been rated well.
Also we had a kid (well teen) shit their pants in one of our sold out theaters. Someone complained about the smell during the credits, we tried to sniff it out, he got up, ran to the bathroom, I guess called someone? He go a spare pare of pants.
In all my years of nerd movies, with the exception of tonight, I haven't had any issues with a theater smelling worse than the usual bo you get when you toss 200 people in a small room
if there's one complaint I have about this movie it's
the Chitauri are just generic evil aliens who are invading for no particular reason
which isn't really a problem because this is a character-driven movie, but I hope the sequel fleshes out what they are all about more
What? No.
The Chitauri are mindless living weapons. Their commander, Thanos and Loki both had reason to invade. They are not "Invading for no particular reason.
Also I'm pretty confident what with the way they all died that they arn't really a "Natural" race.
They are directly controlled and sustained by their ship and seem to be half Cyborg. Maybe we'll find out that they are subjugated and manipulated Skrull later or something.
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I am completely done with theaters. I'll buy a release day blu-ray, but nope, not going back to rank-ass theaters full of fools.
Usually I go to the theather to see movie on off and werid days when most people are not out like 10am
I will be going to see the movie today and sadly I am not looking forward to being in cramped sitting
But then two of the most memorable things said in front of me came out of a full theather
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There were two kids, while waiting for the previews to start, having the old "which is scarier, zombie apocalypse or alien invasion" discussion.
So I got their attention, and described to them how perhaps a situation would arise wherein humanity discovered that an alien race had entered our system, and simply started mining some of the more useful moons in the outer solar system.
No contact. No alien transmissions that we could detect, no attempt to contact us. They just dropped by, and took our stuff. And I asked them, how scary would that be.
They thought it was pretty much way scarier than a zombie apocalypse.
Still can't believe this movie was made. That this entire universe was created around it through so many different movies. That all these movies have been amazing. That there are more movies in this universe, tied all together, still coming out. Just incredible.
And more specifically The Avengers was spectacular. It was everything I hoped it was and more.
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Tots give her a bigger po
oh you said role
yeah gotcha
Looking at his other reviews he only does huge blockbusters and art films. None of the blockbusters have been rated well.
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the dude from salon reviewed it and man that dude is insufferable
Yes, this was amazing. This was my third favorite part behind
Like man, its the previews. Go poo
Do you not know.
He who smelt it delt it.
You crapped you pants bucketman.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
you are the pooper, Blake
old bloke sat in the row behind me had some kind of foot issue because he absolutely reeked
i ended up moving down the line
Yeah well,
he who is named Blake
Shit in his pants
way to go Blake
Though some of it is also moob sweat which is so unsexy
What? No.
Also I'm pretty confident what with the way they all died that they arn't really a "Natural" race.
They are directly controlled and sustained by their ship and seem to be half Cyborg. Maybe we'll find out that they are subjugated and manipulated Skrull later or something.
This all the way. My brain was going nuts during the entire last third of the movie.
The movie that I had dreamed about pretty much since I was a fucking child that I was watching right in front of me.
That was fun.
That was amazing
I have complaints but they're not even worth voicing because it was so amazing
God Tom Hiddleston was so FUCKING AMAZING
oh hiddles
you so good
and your lovely hair
Usually I go to the theather to see movie on off and werid days when most people are not out like 10am
I will be going to see the movie today and sadly I am not looking forward to being in cramped sitting
But then two of the most memorable things said in front of me came out of a full theather
but how do you tell
I am superior with my anosmia
bow down to me, the obvious next step in evolution
omg i need an army
like he literally heard my friend talking about thor an inserted himself into the conversation saying "thor is fucking lame"
i interjected that i thought it was a fun movie and he said that was because i was lame too
then he asked me if i read any thor comics and i said yeah and he continued to tell me thor was lame. i asked him if he had read any thor comics.
"yeah i've read every single one"
i genuinely didn't know what to say after that and his friend told him to stop being a jackass, but guy literally asked me if i wanted to "do this"
You throw it out a day before the expiry date, always
Um
the only time this doesn't work is when your fridge is broken
its a really bad way to find out your fridge is broken
but how does she smell?
terrible!
So I got their attention, and described to them how perhaps a situation would arise wherein humanity discovered that an alien race had entered our system, and simply started mining some of the more useful moons in the outer solar system.
No contact. No alien transmissions that we could detect, no attempt to contact us. They just dropped by, and took our stuff. And I asked them, how scary would that be.
They thought it was pretty much way scarier than a zombie apocalypse.
And more specifically The Avengers was spectacular. It was everything I hoped it was and more.
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By "do this" he meant suck yo' dick
although a few of his scenes did seem to be there solely to provoke laughs and felt a little out of place
To be honest, do you really blame him?
I have a feeling after this summer we're going to start seeing a downward slope for superhero films.
You know, even if that's true, we've peaked and it's all burned out from here....
At least we went out on one hell of a motherfucking high.