people get really butthurt over light-hearted ribbing of their major
probably because they know their major is actually worthless and that they are frauds
Perhaps the unending sea of overplayed trite jibes with a constant undercurrent of not being as tongue in cheek as they like to pretend, mixed with genuine willful ignorance, gets tiresome?
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For what it's worth, I try not to immediately dismiss stuff, which is I guess why I feel the need to analyze every single post no matter how thoughtless the post may have been
Like sure I'm a woman and I'm skinny, but I'm still a neckbeard.
Makes me sad.
I hear ya. It's an easy condition to diagnose. Watch this:
"What is your opinion of Linux, Disco Terrier?"
Hah! Trick question! That you would have any opinion about it at all means your female cheeks and neck meat are awash in a sea of wispy beard hair that has been lightly coated with Cheetos dust.
As a liberal arts major, I found that comic hilarious.
As one who studied lyrics both iambic and pentameter
I found the comic well within my comedic parameters!
The trick, you know, is not just matching syllables on every line.
You have to match the metric feet; mis-emphasis is asinine.
this post gave me an erection
It's always such a pleasure pumping blood into your nethers, Chu;
Erections, though, I'm sad to say, to your chair often tether you.
For who would dare reveal a telltale bulge that throbs for all to see,
Especially a bulge provoked by metric virtuosity?
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Perhaps the unending sea of overplayed trite jibes with a constant undercurrent of not being as tongue in cheek as they like to pretend, mixed with genuine willful ignorance, gets tiresome?
:^:
Best line "In terms of choices Id say only Sophie's was comparable"
*regards this post impassively*
*wedgie*
oh shit am i in PA Kings territory
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
English, before they catch on and want Chinese instead.
The trick, you know, is not just matching syllables on every line.
You have to match the metric feet; mis-emphasis is asinine.
ahh, gaijinistics
(*) (*) (*) (*) (*)
Oh I'll be teaching them plenty about gaijins :winky:
i went to school to study up on voodoo they call market force
something something something something finance god fuck you english majors
this post gave me an erection
coworkers lookin at me strange
But I don't let that lack of knowledge send me into depression.
Like sure I'm a woman and I'm skinny, but I'm still a neckbeard.
Makes me sad.
moi de parler un jour assez
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
oh god now I'm laughing all over again.
I hope you did that on purpose!
I hear ya. It's an easy condition to diagnose. Watch this:
"What is your opinion of Linux, Disco Terrier?"
Very sorry to hear this!
Tee hee hee ... assez.
It's always such a pleasure pumping blood into your nethers, Chu;
Erections, though, I'm sad to say, to your chair often tether you.
For who would dare reveal a telltale bulge that throbs for all to see,
Especially a bulge provoked by metric virtuosity?
Talk American please.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
...how?
i'm terrible at syllabic... whatever-mabobbits
when i try and write in a certain meter or do a haiku or anything at all involving counting, intervals, grouping, anything at all
i sit there like a chump looking slightly upwards while counting on my fingers and muttering angrily to separate syllables in my brain
i'm sure this is just me being dumb and some cognitive shortcoming, but since it's the easy way out i'm gonna blame it on being ETL
Same here - It's going to be so boss.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/406902/january-25-2012/grim-colberty-tales-with-maurice-sendak-pt--2
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
*sip*
I haven't had any soda or alcohol in 3 days! I feel funny! Actually, right now I just have to poop but I'm waiting on a guy. (not to help me poop)
actually, since EM started boss'ing these constructs i think we're admiring english majors