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Let's talk about Diablo 3, baby

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Your character names won't be seen anywhere so they literally don't matter renaming all mine fartlord

    I thought character names were going to be seen when it goes live, and battletags were only shown in beta.

    I hope so.

    I'm pretty sure I've read that like 4 times, somewhere...
    Straight lied to/"miscommunication"

    http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/4877377880?page=3#58

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Oh wait, shit...they "miscommunicated" earlier...

    us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/4877377880?page=3#58

    edit: Yeah, what he said.

    edit2: Well, fuck that then.

    LTM on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    countdown to kicking diablo in the titty

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    #boycottblizzard

    Seriously though, could they make it any clearer that this isn't an RPG than by not even giving a fuck about character names?

    #internetrage

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    what battletag name could i change to to give people the impression that i bought all my characters from ebay

    ninetyninepercent

    deethreebay

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    wouldn't it be "onepercent"

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    wouldn't it be "onepercent"

    YOU AREN'T MY DAD

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    what battletag name could i change to to give people the impression that i bought all my characters from ebay

    ninetyninepercent

    deethreebay

    ubuygold.com.cn?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Just paid for this.

    Now to wait a week.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Also, in my D2 playthrough I accidentally right-clicked on a wand I don't want. Normally I wouldn't give a shit and just sell it back, but this one was somewhere near 450k...

    I can't exit without saving, so do I have to intentionally crash the game to reverse my fuckup, or am I just a whole bunch poorer now?

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    what battletag name could i change to to give people the impression that i bought all my characters from ebay

    ninetyninepercent

    deethreebay

    ubuygold.com.cn?

    accountforsale

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    maaan being a summon necro in most of act 2 is so tedious

    fuck you maggot lair

    Step 1: Run fowards for a bit.
    Step 2: Run back past the skeletons that are trailing behind you.
    Step 3: Wait for skellys to kill stuff.
    Step 4: See step 1.

    bonespear mancer has it pretty great though

    also you can't really "run forwards a bit then run back" in the maggot lair and arcane sanctuary.

    That's how I did the maggot lair on Monday?

  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I decided to desummon all my skellies and let my merc do all the work. That worked well too

    The problem wasn't that it was hard or anything, it just took so long when I've been basically constantly running through every other part

    I guess I could've turned off /players 8 during it but messing with that makes using it in the first place feel flimsy to me

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Found this gem in the comments on the Enchantress follower:

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    The guy who feels the joke is worth congratulating just cracks me up
    I like to imagine he wears at least two popped collars and fist bumped the screen as he read the first comment

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    Not even. I imagine that as the total opposite. Probably because I have many popped collars.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    I mean if they were determined to make the battletags visible why don't they just do a two line system, Character name in large battletag in smaller text below?

    All problems solved

    @Neville I demand you present my idea to the board
    You guys have a board that you can present things to right?

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    What I'm trying to say is that I need people to know that my Barbarian is named Xx420bluntmasterxX

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    yeah I got a diablo authenticator leftover from blizzcon at blizzard's booth/minibar at GDC, haven't used it yet though

    You went to GDC and didn't tell me for hangouts?
    What a jerk! :S

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I mean if they were determined to make the battletags visible why don't they just do a two line system, Character name in large battletag in smaller text below?

    All problems solved

    @Neville I demand you present my idea to the board
    You guys have a board that you can present things to right?

    i can put it on a whiteboard

    downfall: nobody important will see it. 8-)

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    http://us.battle.net/d3/en/item/blacksmith-plan/#type=legendary&page=1

    Blacksmith legendary plans have been updated, there are 39 total, but 8 of them are for sets, so who knows how many items are in each set.

    That's a lot of craftables

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I mean if they were determined to make the battletags visible why don't they just do a two line system, Character name in large battletag in smaller text below?

    All problems solved

    @Neville I demand you present my idea to the board
    You guys have a board that you can present things to right?

    i can put it on a whiteboard

    downfall: nobody important will see it. 8-)

    He said to present it

    So you have to go "Whiteboard, here is this idea!"

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    don't you take no sass from that whiteboard, nevs

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    "I'll go tell whiteboard"

    "I think he meant go get whiteboard"

    "Whiteboard guess what"

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    "I'll go tell whiteboard"

    "I think he meant go get whiteboard"

    "Whiteboard guess what"

    I love this post

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    "I'll go tell whiteboard"

    "I think he meant go get whiteboard"

    "Whiteboard guess what"

    I love this post

    Oh my yes.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    "I'll go tell whiteboard"

    "I think he meant go get whiteboard"

    "Whiteboard guess what"

    What I took from this is that Neville is racist.

    You could have just called him board Neville.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    ugh i want d3
    3 finals left

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    are there any legit places to buy a digital download version besides blizzard itself?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Fuga wrote: »
    are there any legit places to buy a digital download version besides blizzard itself?

    I don't know why blizzard would do that?

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Anyone else going into this game practically blind? I haven't read much of anything or touched the beta but I still plan on playing the afternoon after launch.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I am almost.

    I didn't play much of the beta only about 3 to 5 minutes of it and haven't read much or seen many videos.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    neville wrote: »
    yeah I got a diablo authenticator leftover from blizzcon at blizzard's booth/minibar at GDC, haven't used it yet though

    You went to GDC and didn't tell me for hangouts?
    What a jerk! :S
    Oh shit you were at GDC too? I only went on the last day, but had I known you were there I would have been networking all up in yo grill dawg
    in retrospect I should have asked you if you were going. I am a moron!

    BahamutZERO on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i got a job but luckily i have the entire week that diablo releases free before i start

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Anyone else going into this game practically blind? I haven't read much of anything or touched the beta but I still plan on playing the afternoon after launch.

    I missed open beta, but have been reading the forums a lot. So I'm not really blind, but I've gotten to see all the negatives of the game and no positives.

    Its gonna be awesome.

  • DurkhanusDurkhanus Commander Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Fuga wrote: »
    are there any legit places to buy a digital download version besides blizzard itself?

    I don't know why blizzard would do that?

    Yeah...That just wouldn't make sense for them.

  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Anyone else going into this game practically blind? I haven't read much of anything or touched the beta but I still plan on playing the afternoon after launch.

    I missed open beta, but have been reading the forums a lot. So I'm not really blind, but I've gotten to see all the negatives of the game and no positives.

    Its gonna be awesome.
    Please tell me you don't mean the official forums.

    That is like the Fox News of Diablo 3 information outlets.

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Walt wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Anyone else going into this game practically blind? I haven't read much of anything or touched the beta but I still plan on playing the afternoon after launch.

    I missed open beta, but have been reading the forums a lot. So I'm not really blind, but I've gotten to see all the negatives of the game and no positives.

    Its gonna be awesome.
    Please tell me you don't mean the official forums.

    That is like the Fox News of Diablo 3 information outlets.

    Holy shit, nice new Av.

    And yeah, I've been bouncing between this thread, G+T, and the official forums. Its given me deep insight into my customer base for the RMAH.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    #boycottblizzard

    Seriously though, could they make it any clearer that this isn't an RPG than by not even giving a fuck about character names?

    #internetrage

    What? No, this is still an action-RPG.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Did you all know this shit is coming out in 6 days?!

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