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[Phall]munity: A Hit Mini-Phalla from NBC, Greendale Students/Faculty (Village) Victory!

CayrusCayrus ConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
edited May 2012 in Critical Failures
Phallmunity
Thanks to Spoit for design advice.
OP borrowed extensively from Figgy and Farangu.


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Greendale Community College is home to mis-fits, vagabonds, and one of the nation’s bests Air Conditioning Repair Schools. Lately however, a sinister force has recently taken over the school, leading to wacky hijinx, resentment from the students, consternation by the faculty, and the school’s near total destruction on several occasions.

The Dean’s Office
Garrett runs into the office, in a clear panic. The Dean hastily puts away his 2012 Hot Dalmatians Calendar.

“Sir, *huff puff* there’s an emergency! *wheeze*”

“What is it Garrett? Are you okay?”

“Sorry sir, I had to run a very long way from the cafeteria. The student as rioting!”

“Oh no. We’ve got to do something! Call the Study Group, they’ll know what to do!”

“I’m sorry sir, but they’re the reason the students are rioting!”

“Well I’ll be deaned. We’re doomed!”

What is this?

This is a mini-Phalla for 30 players. For the basic rules, look here.
This phalla is set in the universe of the hit NBC sitcom Community, sometime in the third season. If you are unfamiliar with the setting then I hate you go watch Big Bang Theory you goose you should go watch it cause it awesome.

How will this game work?

Every person is required to make one vote, and at least one non-vote post each day. Those who go two days without doing so will be replaced / Inactivused.

Vote close will be at 6:00pm MDT. (5:00pm PDT/ 8:00pm EDT/12:00am GMT). Actions and votes will be taken until 5:59:59. Any Vanilla-related glitches will be taken at face value. The time-stamp is law.

Votes will be in red, Clarifications in orange.

Do not copy-paste, directly quote, screenshot, or otherwise show people your actual role PM. Do not add players to private conversations. If you want to add someone, start a new one.

1 ghost post, but keep all game info out of it. No talking on proboards when you're dead. If you make a proboard, send me a link to it. You can put any orders for powers you have on the proboard. No anonymous contact or ghosting. If you are talking to someone, they have to know your forum handle.

The village wins when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. The mafia wins when they outnumber all other players.

!Sign-up in bold lime.

Clarifications:
There are no thralls or millers.
In case of a vote tie, both parties die.
The vote does not trickle.
Order of Actions: Vote - Defensive - Offensive - Miscellaneous


Sample Village PM:
You are a Greendale Student!

You a student at Greendale.

You are Village!

You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.

Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Player List
    8. Tayrun
    10. Terrendos
    14. Ketbra
    17. vertroue
    18. Cythraul
    19. Langly
    20. MrTLicious
    21. Anialos
    23. INANTP
    25. Mr. Mojo Risin

    DAY ONE DEAD
    Sportzboytjw - Jeff Winger, Mafia vigilante - Banished from Greendale
    Figgy - Gobi Nadir - Vigorously mocked and then expelled from Greendale
    B:L - Jerry - Found murdered


    DAY TWO DEAD
    Smoove Operator - Leonard - Vote
    Gaslight - Rich Stephenson - Mafia
    ObiFett - Evil Abed - Abed
    jdarksun - Paige - Expelled

    Day Three Results
    Bedlam - Brttia Perry - Banished from Greendale for being the worst
    TheRoadVirus - Vaughn Miller - Hellaciously mocked
    kime - Abed - Expelled from Greendale
    Shalemlo - Elizabeth Slater - Overdosed on pills, or was it murder?

    Day Four Results
    The_Anonymous - Troy Barnes - Banished from Greendale
    Draygo - Todd
    - Hellaciously mocked
    Nirya - Chang, Village Idiot - Expelled from Greendale

    Day Five Results
    SLym - Shirley Bennett - Banished from Greendale
    Alegis - Buddy - Expelled from Greendale
    REGRysk - Fat Neil, Village Mason - Hellaciously mocked

    Day Five Results

    Kias - Annie's Boobs - Banished from Greendale
    Nullzone - Quendra - Expelled from Greendale
    FecklessRogue - Pierce Hawthorne, Survivor Neutral - Hellaciously mocked

    Reserves
    1. Malkor
    2. Shiny New Toys
    3. Greeper
    4.

    Cayrus on
    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Damn skippy Im presigned :P

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    SIGNUP! I WANNA BE ABED

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    !POP !POP

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    I am Senor Chang! I cannot be killed!

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Have never watched this show in my life.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Britta is the worst

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Have never watched this show in my life.
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/354859/community-basic-lupine-urology#x-4,cFull Episodes,1,0

    fix it fix it fix it xifit

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    yes

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Promised myself I wouldn't SignUp! to anymore games during finals.

    Cannot resist.

    Tayrun on
  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Me!

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    !I have the weirdest boner right now

    Terrendos on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I'm in

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Leonard likes this phalla.

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    3DS: 2981-5304-3227
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Sign me up up up up

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    E Phallabus Anus

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    Sign up

    since I be a dead Jedi

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Sign up!!!!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Done

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Come on I'm Dean, and my hands are so clean

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I hope that the sk is Pierce's father.

    Orrrr the greendale human being

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Or the anus from the flag!

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Or maybe all of them and the guy from the AC repair school are the mafia?

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    pretty sure the study group will be the mafia.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Oh. Right. Disregard that

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    Or Chang and his band of child officers.

    Then again, Chang might be the SK.

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    !sign up

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    I guess I should finish my associate's

  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    Let's go!

    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    Only need a few more. I'd like to start tomorrow, if possible.

    @facetious, you promised!

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I want to play but a) I need to study for my job b) this toothache is distracting me like crazy and c) the vote close time is awful for me.

    Sorry Cay. :( but good luck!

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS TOOTH AAAAAAAAH.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i can finally play something other than faerie solitaire

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Reserve until the end of the day if its not filled up by then I'm in and will post a separate post for that.

    Malkor on
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Being dead occasionally has its benefits!

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I found my short life to be pretty enjoyable. Gave me time to practice some soft networking, and also taught me that you can't beat a bandwagon twice.

    Well, I can't at least.

  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    Still room? Sign up

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I'd say that I'll try a different tactic this time around, but last game was the first where I felt like I was offering ideas and info (though the ideas may have been bad and the info may have just been speculation)
    If it gets me killed again, so be it! It was still fun

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