Maybe these guys should have TAKEN the hint (Trailer in OP!)

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Taken 2: Tekken

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    cool guys don't implode

    sorry I am not a loser like you who implodes all willy nilly

  • HenroidHenroid Wear your damn plague masks! Registered User regular
    cool guys don't implode

    sorry I am not a loser like you who implodes all willy nilly

    Do you implode when it's cool to?

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
    I stream during twilight, 4am PST - /henroidt on Twitch
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Liam Neeson throws his daughter into a volcano

    KING OF THE IRON FIST

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    cool guys don't implode

    sorry I am not a loser like you who implodes all willy nilly

    Do you implode when it's cool to?

    it's never cool to implode

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    tlb is literally this kid that everyone knows as a child

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    but grown up

    he is not cool

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Taken was a good movie.

    I enjoyed it.

  • HenroidHenroid Wear your damn plague masks! Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    cool guys don't implode

    sorry I am not a loser like you who implodes all willy nilly

    Do you implode when it's cool to?

    it's never cool to implode

    I'll never understand what it means to be cool. :(

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
    I stream during twilight, 4am PST - /henroidt on Twitch
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    pipe you got some dubious opinions son

    I apologise that I like movies with plots and characters and dialog

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    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My stepsister used to say "Tooken" instead of "Taken"

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    vann diras you just butthurt that you eat corrugated shit and call it food ie chipotle

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Taken II: The Wrath of Khan

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

  • HenroidHenroid Wear your damn plague masks! Registered User regular
    Taken 2: The Adventures of Link

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Taken 2: Attack of the Clones

  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    cool guys don't implode

    sorry I am not a loser like you who implodes all willy nilly

    You know I have a condition!

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    tlb is literally this kid that everyone knows as a child

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    but grown up

    he is not cool

    No...

    This is TLB.

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    Except the hair, that is him in real life.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    I like seeing humans kill aliens

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  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    Taken II: Secret of the Ooze

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    I like seeing humans kill aliens

    Cowboys and Aliens

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Taken 2: Takin' a #2

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    it doesn't matter if it is good

    it only matters if it rocks

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    as much as i love that this is happening, man how dumb are these dudes

    for real you didn't die during his first rampage? count your blessings and move on, son

    don't try to take another swing at him

    It's the same trap the Gruber family made. Classic hubris.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    taken 2: the quickening

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    I like seeing humans kill aliens

    Cowboys and Aliens

    I also like movies that aren't boring

    It is truly a feat that they made it so

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I'll call it now

    Battleship will be better than Prometheus

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    If ever I have a daughter, and she brings home someone, I will show them Taken.

    But I won't watch the movie.

    I will simply watch them.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I'll call it now

    Battleship will be better than Prometheus

    I thought they were like side stories

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie

    like literally everyone else

  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Hey, who's that dude?

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    I don't know but he probably has a hot young daughter we can kidnap and sell, right? Yeah man let's do that. Piece of cake.

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    Oh man I think you made that dude mad. Should we be worried? Probably not, we're well out of range and-

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    Oh. Oh no. Oh, this isn't good at all.
    Liam Neeson returns as Bryan Mills, the retired CIA agent with a particular set of skills who stopped at nothing to save his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) from Albanian kidnappers. When the father of one of the kidnappers swears revenge and takes Bryan and his wife hostage during their family vacation in Istanbul, Bryan enlists Kim to help them escape, and uses the same advanced level of special forces tactics to get his family to safety and systematically take out the kidnappers one by one.

    That villain, by the way, is Boris the Blade
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    Really guys? This dude wrecked your entire criminal enterprise the last time around and now you want to endanger two of his loved ones? I hope you have a lot of picture windows and big wooden tables at your house because your head is going into and through every one of them.

    And the question might be asked, why would Bryan ever take his family out of the country again, much less to Istanbul? Because he's King Shit of Fuck Mountain, that's why, and if he thinks he can handle Istanbul then Istanbul better hope it can handle him. When Istanbul regains consciousness it's gonna think it's name is Constantinople again.

    I just want to say that I love everything about this post

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie

    like literally everyone else

    They could have done a good battleship movie

    But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS

    Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Sweeney don't forget Skyline and Battle LA

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent The World on This SideRegistered User regular
    Oh my god, Boris in this?

    Sold.


    Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie

    like literally everyone else

    I didn't have my mind made up

    I even kind of enjoyed the Transformers movies in a way

    but Battleship is seriously fucking woeful. It seems to me that they cut a big chunk out of it with regards to the Aliens motivation, because as it stands the movie makes no sense unless you accept the humans being bloodthirsty genocidists.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie

    like literally everyone else

    They could have done a good battleship movie

    But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS

    Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers

    what the hell else are you going to do

    two earth armies on the other side of a wall because ?

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Sweeney don't forget Skyline and Battle LA

    Jesus christ what is wrong with you i didn't want to remember Skyline

    That movie didn't deserve to have Turk from Scrubs grace its presence

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    and Avengers

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent The World on This SideRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys

    it's secretly the best movie of the year

    God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies

    that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie

    like literally everyone else

    They could have done a good battleship movie

    But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS

    Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers

    what the hell else are you going to do

    two earth armies on the other side of a wall because ?

    Berlin Wall: The Movie?

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  • Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    Taken 2: Retakened

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    sweeny remind me how many times you saw eat pray love

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