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What would be your ultimate slam dunk??

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again

    D:

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    i would turn into the ball and dunk myself

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    The only winning move is not to dunk

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  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again

    my god i love this

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I would pretend like I was Shaq from the end of the movie Steel, when he had to free-throw a grenade into a vent to save everyone

    Except instead of free-throwing it, I would dunk it

    And instead of a grenade, it would be a basketball

    But Judd Nelson would probably still be involved

    Dex Dynamo on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    The Aristocrats: NBA Edition

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I would try to follow the ball through the hoop headfirst but get stuck halfway.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    who is the best dunker of all time?

    for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

    wilt chamberlain

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    who is the best dunker of all time?

    for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

    wilt chamberlain

    The dude apparently hired an expert to come into his home and tell him where the most sexual energy was located

    He then built a triangular hot tub in that spot (the most sexually potent shape, apparently)

    This is to say you are correct, Pip

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    who is the best dunker of all time?

    for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

    wilt chamberlain

    The dude apparently hired an expert to come into his home and tell him where the most sexual energy was located

    He then built a triangular hot tub in that spot (the most sexually potent shape, apparently)

    This is to say you are correct, Pip

    wilt was the realest motherfucker ever

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    as Bill Clinton, with 16 bit sound, the ball literally on fire, and from my own free throw line

    Yes

    YES

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I would fission the ball into its component atoms and simultaneously dunk those atoms through every net in the galaxy

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    John Hodgman toured Chamberlain's house and talks about that hot tub in one of his books

    Man I'm talking a lot about Hodgman tonight

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Never stop

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I would leap off the balcony and stuff the ball into the basket. THEN in the same motion I would pull the backboard and rim clean off the supports and dunk that whole contraption into the opposite basket before my feet touched the ground.

    Then I'd donate the proceeds from the footage to cure childhood illnesses.

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i would quietly say "dunks are worth two points" and then shoot two free throws

    in this scenario i play in the wnba

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I would dunk the sun into a black whole and create the most righteous singularity ever in the history of basket ball

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    i would quietly say "dunks are worth two points" and then shoot two free throws

    in this scenario i play in the wnba

    Hahaha

    Ahahahahahaha

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i'd shit on the ball

    smear the shit covered ball all over my body -- esp. my dick + nuts

    then do three back flips, while shit covered and also shitting and pissing at the same time, and take that shit ball to the rim

  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    John Hodgman toured Chamberlain's house and talks about that hot tub in one of his books

    Man I'm talking a lot about Hodgman tonight

    That's perfectly fine, Hodgman is an excellent dude

  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i would quietly say "dunks are worth two points" and then shoot two free throws

    in this scenario i play in the wnba

    Hahaha

    Ahahahahahaha

    Good fundamentals, it's more interesting to watch that way

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Make like @Keith

    Show up

    Make thread

    Disappear for 3 months

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I'd get me some Reagan masks, Drive up in my bitchen Camaro, Man dunk that cat, party hard.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    I'd make like Reagan and give all the basketballs to the wealthy and let them trickle down into the baskets.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    :^:

    I'd make like Obama and support dunking hoops in to other hoops

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I'd make like Andrew Jackson and beat the ball through the hoop with a hickory stick while standing on the back of a native american

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    Nobody's posted this dunk? Because this is how I'd do it


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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    I'd make like Andrew Jackson and beat the ball through the hoop with a hickory stick while standing on the back of a native american

    I'd make like Andrew Jackson and dunk the fed.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    I am laughing so hard at Dex's post.

    My god.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I want to slam dunk my apartment management in to my butthole.

    Eat my shit you fuckers.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Tonkka what is up my good man

    Why are your apartment managers being such shitters?

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I just got a letter that my rent is increasing.

    This is that last thing that I need in my life right now.

    So.

    Slam dunking heads into my dumper.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    John Hodgman toured Chamberlain's house and talks about that hot tub in one of his books

    Man I'm talking a lot about Hodgman tonight

    That is where I learned about the hot tub!

    That Is All is a treasure

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I just got a letter that my rent is increasing.

    This is that last thing that I need in my life right now.

    So.

    Slam dunking heads into my dumper.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    the hoop is a black hole
    the ball is a cepheid variable
    slam that shit so hard, it creates a quasar

  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    I am dressed up as a classy english gentleman, and the ball is done up like a tea bag, and the basket is a tea cup


    and I run up to the basket and I run up a set of foreign players and dunk it

    but when the ball hits the floor explodes and inside is not tea but instant coffee, and I rip off my english coat and reveal the good old stars and stripes tattooed on my chest

    and I rip off my english trousers and GOD BLESS AMERICA is tattooed on my ass

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    this dunk was a thing in Western Australia:



    mainly because the dude dunking is not a basketball player, but is instead a promising young Aussie Rules Football ruckman who plays for one of the WA teams

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    god that vid has the absolute creepiest comment i have ever read in my entire life
    @ janelle Moore ... Is that your real name? Haha careful princess. Basketball is slowly fading away in Australia. Which is great it is such a boring sport. O and don't forget ..... I know your name.....

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