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[Phalla] Heroes - Volume 1: Origins

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !vote for The Wook

    Mostly cause i'm pretty loaded and I wanna get a rise outta the big lug.

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Ada getting fucked by zombies.

    cantgetoff.jpg

    Fucking. Priceless.

    scarlet ave. on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love Wook.

    Don't vote for him.

    Vote for me or Toss.

    naporeon on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I love Wook.

    Don't vote for him.

    Vote for me or Toss.

    Don't worry I love Wook too.

    I'm just looking for some laughs in this fucking grim ass game we've got going on thus far.

    Most likely i'll retract him before voting closes.

    Unless I pass out and forget.

    Dogbone33 on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hahaha

    what's the votecount? are there enough people with more than 1 vote so we can avoid a huge tie?

    the wook on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I love Wook.

    Don't vote for him.

    Vote for me or Toss.

    That sounds like a politician's view to me.

    so I'll !vote for Tossrock instead.

    Dislexic on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vote count:

    Nap: a lot
    Toss: very slightly less
    Everyone else: diddly shit

    Tossrock on
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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    See. I knew you'd love it Wook.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock, you are forgetting the fact that I can manipulate votes.

    naporeon on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Video game porn, huh? It's not like I don't know where to find it...

    Dislexic, I think I have a gif for you, but it's 700k+

    PotU on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Ada getting fucked by zombies.

    cantgetoff.jpg

    Fucking. Priceless.

    Sadly, I'm pretty sure there is at least one drawing of zombies fucking every single female character from the RE games.

    scarlet st. on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that would be quite the epic zombie fetish picture.

    Nogs on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Ada getting fucked by zombies.

    cantgetoff.jpg

    Fucking. Priceless.

    Sadly, I'm pretty sure there is at least one drawing of zombies fucking every single female character from the RE games.

    Yes, there is.

    Even Ashley.

    PotU on
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Video game porn, huh? It's not like I don't know where to find it...

    Dislexic, I think I have a gif for you, but it's 700k+

    pm it to me then.

    Dislexic on
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  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well its not quite as bad as the last Phalla but that was a lot of pages to catch up on, especially when I am supposed to be working.

    Also I will throw my !vote for Tossrock

    Osvik on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Dislexic wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Video game porn, huh? It's not like I don't know where to find it...

    Dislexic, I think I have a gif for you, but it's 700k+

    pm it to me then.

    Well, yeah...

    Not as good as I thought, actually...

    Anyway, PM is on the way.

    PotU on
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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I guess it's time to place my vote.

    I don't see a reason to doubt Nap's play, though as has been pointed out he'll probably bite it Vigilante-style. Which, what with all the mess that went down earlier, doesn't bother me too much.

    I'll !vote Tossrock.

    scarlet ave. on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    naporeon on
  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hylian said in the event of a tie it'd be a random death, not a massive toll. Or, actually, he said that was the case if the top vote holder was killed, and the vote was passed on, that it would be random from any ties for second place.

    AkimboLegs on
  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?

    real_pochacco on
  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !retract The Wook

    I !vote for Nap

    Sheesh. Try to bring a little levity to some serious business and get nowhere.

    Dogbone33 on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Ada getting fucked by zombies.

    cantgetoff.jpg

    Fucking. Priceless.

    Sadly, I'm pretty sure there is at least one drawing of zombies fucking every single female character from the RE games.

    Yes, there is.

    Even Ashley.

    ahahaha
    I haven't been with the friend of mine for a while, so I haven't looked up gross hentai.

    Basically, this friend of mine and I decided that it was an internet rule that if there's a video game with a chick, there is hentai drawn too.
    Our crowning achievement was finding Dynasty Warriors hentai, because the idea just seemed so ridiculous.

    scarlet st. on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?



    That's what I asked, but no one seemed to listen.

    Tossrock on
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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?

    Last game we found out that <3 was the Vigilante pretty early on because he just told St. when asked.

    People will just fish around for information via PM's, and sometimes they end up with way, way more info than you get just from reading the thread.

    scarlet ave. on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?



    That's what I asked, but no one seemed to listen.
    I listened.

    And I said that you were implicated independently by three different people, two of whom I have named and posted in this thread.

    naporeon on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Or booze and more porn...

    booze and video game porn

    two birds, one stone

    Ada getting fucked by zombies.

    cantgetoff.jpg

    Fucking. Priceless.

    Sadly, I'm pretty sure there is at least one drawing of zombies fucking every single female character from the RE games.

    Yes, there is.

    Even Ashley.

    ahahaha
    I haven't been with the friend of mine for a while, so I haven't looked up gross hentai.

    Basically, this friend of mine and I decided that it was an internet rule that if there's a video game with a chick, there is hentai drawn too.
    Our crowning achievement was finding Dynasty Warriors hentai, because the idea just seemed so ridiculous.

    Rule 34. If it exists, there's porn of it.

    PotU on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?

    Last game we found out that <3 was the Vigilante pretty early on because he just told St. when asked.

    People will just fish around for information via PM's, and sometimes they end up with way, way more info than you get just from reading the thread.
    And last game, I found out the the Guardian wasn't in contact with Tossrock when Tossrock himself told me, and using that and other pieces of information, I was able to find a Pillow Friend as well.

    Information is not hard to find.

    naporeon on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    hahaha

    what's the votecount? are there enough people with more than 1 vote so we can avoid a huge tie?

    I'll only post something like this in the first couple rounds because there are so many people voting. After that, you homps will have to deal with just the numbers.

    What I believe to be the current votes!
    Tossrock - 12 votes
    1. Akimbolegs
    2. Green
    3. DasHanselHM
    4. PotU
    5. Naporeon
    6. Karl
    7. Nucsh
    8. scarlet ave.
    9. real_pochacco
    10. Nogs
    11. Dislexic
    12. Osvik

    Naporeon - 11 votes
    1. Drez
    2. VulnoX
    3. Ardor
    4. Tossrock
    5. Munkus
    6. Dogbone33
    7. Sara Lynn
    8. Six
    9. Johnham
    10. vagabondmonk
    11. Quetzi

    Nucsh - 2 votes
    1. Kovak
    2. SeafoodSoup

    Drez - 1 vote
    1. Javen

    JohnHam - 1 vote
    1. bsjezz

    Green - 1 vote
    1. Wook

    Qorzm - 1 vote
    1. Zoolander

    Please let me know if you are not on there, or if your current vote is incorrectly listed.

    Fiz on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?

    nap mentioned earlier that he was Micah and therefore knew the identities of DL and Nikki. I imagine its the same way the others worked out their network.

    People in the company probably know the other people in the company. Claire probably knows who bennet is, and therefore knows someone who is in the company (unless bennet is a vig like the second part of heroes season 1).

    The nikki/Jessica thing is weird. I bet nikki and jessica know who each other are, jessica might know people in the company.

    Linderman is probably the bad guy seer and/or knows who EVERY special is, because he seemed to know everything in the show.

    basically what I'm saying is, there seem to be a ton of connections in this phalla and looks really complicated. Or I'm just making it waaaay more complicated than it needs to be.

    Nogs on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Son of a b-

    Fiz on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    hahaha

    what's the votecount? are there enough people with more than 1 vote so we can avoid a huge tie?

    I'll only post something like this in the first couple rounds because there are so many people voting. After that, you homps will have to deal with just the numbers.

    What I believe to be the current votes!
    Tossrock - 11 votes
    1. Akimbolegs
    2. Green
    3. DasHanselHM
    4. PotU
    5. Naporeon
    6. Karl
    7. Nucsh
    8. real_pochacco
    9. Nogs
    10. Dislexic
    11. Osvik

    Naporeon - 11 votes
    1. Drez
    2. VulnoX
    3. Ardor
    4. Tossrock
    5. Munkus
    6. Dogbone33
    7. Sara Lynn
    8. Six
    9. Johnham
    10. vagabondmonk
    11. Quetzi

    Nucsh - 2 votes
    1. Kovak
    2. SeafoodSoup

    Drez - 1 vote
    1. Javen

    JohnHam - 1 vote
    1. bsjezz

    Green - 1 vote
    1. Wook

    Qorzm - 1 vote
    1. Zoolander

    Please let me know if you are not on there, or if your current vote is incorrectly listed.

    Thanks for the votecount, fiz :)

    scarlet st. on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?



    That's what I asked, but no one seemed to listen.
    I listened.

    And I said that you were implicated independently by three different people, two of whom I have named and posted in this thread.

    Really? I've seen Karl, Neville and Kovak; Neville got his info from Kovak, Kovak denied having said any of it, which leaves Karl as the source. /shrug

    Tossrock on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I find myself not voting a lot in the first round. I think I may stick to this plan.

    scarlet st. on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I say we keep Nap 1 vote above toss. if nap really has 4x vote power, toss will still die, and we will be confirmed that nap is a good guy. if nap dies, he was a liar.

    Nogs on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?

    nap mentioned earlier that he was Micah and therefore knew the identities of DL and Nikki. I imagine its the same way the others worked out their network.

    People in the company probably know the other people in the company. Claire probably knows who bennet is, and therefore knows someone who is in the company (unless bennet is a vig like the second part of heroes season 1).

    The nikki/Jessica thing is weird. I bet nikki and jessica know who each other are, jessica might know people in the company.

    Linderman is probably the bad guy seer and/or knows who EVERY special is, because he seemed to know everything in the show.

    basically what I'm saying is, there seem to be a ton of connections in this phalla and looks really complicated. Or I'm just making it waaaay more complicated than it needs to be.
    Jessica and Nikki know each other.

    Nikki tells me that she thinks Jessica is NOT working for the Company, since their win conditions match, and Jessica stated hers first.

    naporeon on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So this gets uhh, better the more it goes on, right?

    Because all I'm seeing right now is one giant clusterfuck.

    Javen on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    So this gets uhh, better the more it goes on, right?

    Because all I'm seeing right now is one giant clusterfuck.

    absolutely

    in a couple rounds it will be a much smaller clusterfuck

    the wook on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    In case you're wondering, "Carl With a K" is "Nameless Informant".

    I revealed that earlier, but I'm not sure if I was clear.

    How the fuck do all these people know this stuff already?



    That's what I asked, but no one seemed to listen.
    I listened.

    And I said that you were implicated independently by three different people, two of whom I have named and posted in this thread.

    Really? I've seen Karl, Neville and Kovak; Neville got his info from Kovak, Kovak denied having said any of it, which leaves Karl as the source. /shrug
    I am not counting Kovak.

    This really isn't that confusing, Tossrock.

    neville and Karl told me, independent of each other, a more or less overlapping list of info.

    If it is wrong, look to Karl.

    naporeon on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    And last game, I found out the the Guardian wasn't in contact with Tossrock when Tossrock himself told me, and using that and other pieces of information, I was able to find a Pillow Friend as well.

    Information is not hard to find.

    :roll:

    You assumed, nap, and you got lucky. I asked you if you were the guardian, and that was it. This was also very early in day two, so there was plenty of time for the guardian to have contacted me afterwards.

    Tossrock on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Retract vote against nucsh
    !Vote again naporean

    i don't really know why im the source of all this information that I didn't say that 2 people apparently both had the same story for


    but nap seems to be the real problem with it

    Kovak on
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