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The Skyrim thread for adventurers who don't think jokes get funnier the more you tell them

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I can just never bring myself to kill a named NPC, unless it's like Bandit Chief named Jeff or something

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Josh, king of bandits.

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I liked farengar's voice :(

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    on my newest character I walked up to farengar and he was all "here, I want you to have this, as a token of our friendship."

    and then he gives me three gold coins.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    on my newest character I walked up to farengar and he was all "here, I want you to have this, as a token of our friendship."

    and then he gives me three gold coins.

    That was his entire allowance, man.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    on my newest character I walked up to farengar and he was all "here, I want you to have this, as a token of our friendship."

    and then he gives me three gold coins.

    That was his entire allowance, man.

    Mercenaries are like 500g

    it would have taken him years to get that dragonstone himself

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    on my newest character I walked up to farengar and he was all "here, I want you to have this, as a token of our friendship."

    and then he gives me three gold coins.

    That was his entire allowance, man.

    I had recently purchased some spellbooks from him at outrageous markup

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dux wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    on my newest character I walked up to farengar and he was all "here, I want you to have this, as a token of our friendship."

    and then he gives me three gold coins.

    That was his entire allowance, man.

    I had recently purchased some spellbooks from him at outrageous markup

    You think the Jarl lets him keep all that money?

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    dammit dux don't you dare be a farengar apologist

    do you even know how many universes I've killed that guy in

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    dammit dux don't you dare be a farengar apologist

    do you even know how many universes I've killed that guy in
    Man, this ain't apologizing.

    It's a well known fact that there's a special tax in place specifically for Farengar

    It's called the Farengar tax

    Taxed for being Farengar.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    the cost of the farengar tax is

    your life

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    the cost of the farengar tax is

    your life
    He gave you his three coins man,

    All three of his coins.

  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I bet farengar gets bullied by the jarl's children

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Shabooty wrote: »
    I bet farengar gets bullied by the jarl's children

    For breakfast, he gets kicked in the nuts by the housecarl

    same for dinner

    he has no lunch.

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Maybe Farengar used to be normal

    Maybe he wasn't always the worst

    Maybe it was just the Whispering Door that caused him to become a sack of shit!!

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    it's hard to get angry with Farengar when he "gave" me like 20 levels of archery and 15 of pickpocketing

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    The Thieves guild was really really cool.

    My Argonian thief is also amazing and just as fun as my nord mage now that I remembered to improve his daggers with blacksmithing so if I miss the backstab they actually do damage.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Being a sneak thief, plus going 1 handed sword dual wield is awesome.

    Together with my Nightingale armor I'm basically Ninja Batman Ezio . I'm also full archery, so, maybe add in Hawkeye too without the lame costume.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8zPkbt56k

    gonna see how far I can get just using these

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    my problem with this game is that I want to do much with one character

    I like having a broad range of spells

    think I should really dedicate myself to enchanting, next time

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    hoping to max out destruction, restoration, alchemy, enchanting, and heavy armor

    if that's possible

    think my challenge will be to defy whatever side of the civil war my race is on

    unless they are against genocide

    Xehalus on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I was rimming it up for the first time in a few months earlier today, taking my dunmer through the dark brotherhood arc

    and I noticed that when the assassins "converse" they each just run down a list of lines that sorta match up with what the other one is saying, no matter what it is


    it was brutally driven home when two two-person lines intersected during their rounds

    that's probably true of all conversations and I just hadn't noticed

    my heart, she is borken


    BORKEN

    dark brotherhood
    At least I won't feel so bad when they all die

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    kill all farengars

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I am Farengar

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Zay wrote: »
    aw what the hell

    why did they even make Elemental Fury? it doesn't work on anything

    waste of a shout
    elemental fury is a lot better than enchanted weapons

    a lot

    Wanted to e-fury people with my fist
    No dice

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I am Farengar

    No, I'm Farengar

    Prohass on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    He's no Fargoth, that's for sure.

  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    I can't decide whether I'm still enjoying this game. I feel like I need someone to come take it away so that I can't play any more.

  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    I'm so close to finishing my "do everything" run. Just need to do the Dark Brotherhood and the last few assorted dragonword pickups. Then I guess I'll just murder the world.

    I think I was 63 or 64 before I maxed my speech out. I'm honestly not sure how you're supposed to do that when money still means something to you, without cheating in some way.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    So I think tomorrow after work I'm gonna pick this up and finally take the plunge

    Any advice going in?

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    always be a dinosaur person


    or a cat person

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    argonians are the best

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Breton.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Man what

    I am being a Viking, how was that even a question

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    dinosaur viking

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    As far as the main quest goes at least complete your Greybeard training before just doing whatever, you'll get some handy skills.

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Man what

    I am being a Viking, how was that even a question

    you will come to understand

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Oh, and don't try to clear out your misc quest log.

    That is some hamster on a wheel stuff right there.

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