I just do not get what the fuck is up with ege and video games. Or what he thinks more constructive hobbies are. Or any number of numerous other issues with his opinions presented as facts in every god damn thread we have about them. Or indeed, what he thinks a hobby is as opposed to you know, work or a job.
Now ewoks. Now there's some corny creatures I can get behind. Say what you want about them, but they have so much more soul than these cynical late-90s kids copouts.
My secret shame unveiled. Never owned a N64 and haven't gone back to it now with the Wii. I suppose this mean I need to turn in my fanboy card at the door.
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Lumbergh [chat] Her!
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I can't believe you just said that!
this chick broke up with me right before new years.
I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.
But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
It looks so weird on you. I read a post of your over in G&T and I'm thinking "Who is that?" and was confused when I read the name...
My secret shame unveiled. Never owned a N64 and haven't gone back to it now with the Wii. I suppose this mean I need to turn in my fanboy card at the door.
It really was. You should also see Ratatouille.
It's about a rat that wants to be a chef.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
You've been pulling this for so long I think somebody ought to give it to you.
Turning to someone you dumped for emotional support isn't terribly considerate, though. That's what friends are for.
I wish I could be a chef, but the market for vegetarian chefs who don't drink is marginal, and I wouldn't be satisfied in any case.
But oh, if I were someone else how happy I would be to toil over the bread and the soup.
I know, I just thought to myself what would she do in the same position...
And thus I couldn't do it.
Oh well, honestly, any desire to be spiteful just shows lingering feelings that I should deal with in more constructive ways.
Like trying to have sex with other chicks.
No, that was Fencingsax. I'm just substituting for him.
edit: Richy, it's about Office Space.
Actually now that I think of it I did kind of tell her this.
I said "I feel for you but you really shouldnt come to me for emotional support. You should talk to (name of dude she is seeing now) "
Thats about as much spite as I could muster. I dont even know if there really was any in there.
That's not spite, it's common-fucking-sense.
I want that engraved on my gravestone. Just to make sure the message keeps getting out.
On the plus side its also my sisters birthday today.
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Her jugs are the size of large cantelopes, and she is not a fat person.
The only positive thing I can gleam from that is... hey, at least I have good genes.
hmm. should I drink the last of my scotch or save for a more auspicious occasion then getting home and being bored?
So...
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Seriously, though, what did you get her?
McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
Because if you didn't get her anything, you could always get her laid instead. I still have some beer. Enough to make me pretty.