Phalla Lake Herald
Wednesday, June 20 2012
CARNAGE, CATASTROPHY, and CHAOS!
Camp Phalla Lake was decimated today as otherworldly beasts have laid siege to the formerly
picturesque campground. The scene on the ground was grim.
TheRoadVirus had this to say: "AHAHHHH THEY'RE GOING TO EAT MY EYES"
Camp proprietor Ed could not be reached for comment.
In an effort to bring some measure of order, the newspaper staff has gone cabin-to-cabin,
collecting information on who will be ritually disemboweled tonight in the hopes of appeasing
the creatures that have sprung from the deepest shadows to torment our very souls.
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
Hmmm.
European explorers and colonizers brought home many stories of cannibalism practiced by the native peoples they encountered. The friar Diego de Landa reported about Yucatán instances, and there have been similar reports by Purchas from Popayán, Colombia, and from the Marquesas Islands of Polynesia, where human flesh was called long pig.
Sir_Fab because I was casually taking a drink of my tea whilst perusing the thread, and I nearly spit it out onto my laptop when I saw the poor skinchanger who couldn't get into the FabCab (that one's free, you can have it). You almost cost me a laptop, sir.
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
Ok so we need one more for our super reliable probably not-haunted cabin! We've come up with the catchy name of... well, we don't have a name yet, exactly. Anyway, stever, you still wanna come make smores?
Just go around back and sneak in through the window. Make sure you're wearing a mask!
We are tucked away in the woods safe from harm.
Look at all of the defensible positions!
I don't know yet. You have to pass a skill-testing quizz.
1. Are you mafia?
2. Are you Fabulous?
Sir_Fab because I was casually taking a drink of my tea whilst perusing the thread, and I nearly spit it out onto my laptop when I saw the poor skinchanger who couldn't get into the FabCab (that one's free, you can have it). You almost cost me a laptop, sir.
I'm sorry. Maybe free entrance into FabCab would soothe those tea-stained looks?
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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
Phew. I have to tell you kime. It was close. You almost didn't pass the rigorous screening process. If you had kept your first answer, things might not have turned out so well...
Fortunately, you made it! Welcome to the club. Here is your regulation can of whipped cream and life-size pin-up of Sir Fabulous. You may use them in any combination you want!
Phew. I have to tell you kime. It was close. You almost didn't pass the rigorous screening process. If you had kept your first answer, things might not have turned out so well...
Fortunately, you made it! Welcome to the club. Here is your regulation can of whipped cream and life-size pin-up of Sir Fabulous. You may use them in any combination you want!
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I claim this camp in the name of Reginald The Third! TO ARMS TO ARMS!
*puffs on a bubble pipe with his popgun cradled in his arm* I do say, a wolf hunt will be most exciting.
Free mystery meat for all!
PSN : TheDagon
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I hear you are a fan of what some tribes call "long pig."
How do you respond??
We have all of the following: Clothes, Not Skinchangers, Sex, Sir Fabulous, Muscled Hunks to protect you each night, Knife Fights, and Much More.
Don't let old man Skinchanger get you down, come to Cabin Fabulous, the cabin that Neil Patrick Harris would choose!
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Wrong thread! :P
Down the Aristocracy!
@Sir Fabulous, let me be fabulous!
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If there is barbeque sauce involved, then yes, I am a fan.
PSN : TheDagon
Pretty much every game ever : TheDagon
European explorers and colonizers brought home many stories of cannibalism practiced by the native peoples they encountered. The friar Diego de Landa reported about Yucatán instances, and there have been similar reports by Purchas from Popayán, Colombia, and from the Marquesas Islands of Polynesia, where human flesh was called long pig.
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That is out and out slander!
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COINCIDENCE!?
I think not! Sir Fabulous
(Hopefully, not really but...)
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Just go around back and sneak in through the window. Make sure you're wearing a mask!
We are tucked away in the woods safe from harm.
Look at all of the defensible positions!
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
If we have less than seven, then I am officially opening Cabin Team Meatshield.
I don't know yet. You have to pass a skill-testing quizz.
1. Are you mafia?
2. Are you Fabulous?
I'm sorry. Maybe free entrance into FabCab would soothe those tea-stained looks?
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It's the only thing I can draw! Forgive me!
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Name to come later.
1. Yes
2. The most Fabulous
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Fortunately, you made it! Welcome to the club. Here is your regulation can of whipped cream and life-size pin-up of Sir Fabulous. You may use them in any combination you want!
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The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Oooo, rawr
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Egos is just jealous.
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I wanna life-size pin-up of kime.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Like a life-sized pin-up made of skin? That's what you really want, isn't it?
As long as they don't act.
That would drive us insane.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
:winky:
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Your cabin is exactly as advertised.
I have no clue what's going on in fabuloustown.