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Voyage of the 3rd [Phalla] - Game Called - Mafia Victory impossible at the present time.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Can we blow up the ships?
    Gumpy wrote: »
    2: Maybe someone else launched, is now shooting missiles into your big ships hull and needs to be stopped

    Unless that's an elaborate sessual metaphor, I looks like we can at least damage other ships.

    I meant before they took off.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I can blow up everything. Including ships.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    God I hope someone's win condition is to locate a nuke hidden aboard one of the ships and detonate it.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Alegis wrote: »
    Alegis wrote: »
    star ships!

    were meant to flyyyyy~
    Going to be
    HiiIIIIIIiiii
    like a kite

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    If I blow up most of the universe and the ship is caught in the blast, does that count, Bedlam?
    Please tell me which part you are not blowing up so I may wait there, quietly :)

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    If I blow up most of the universe and the ship is caught in the blast, does that count, Bedlam?
    Please tell me which part you are not blowing up so I may wait there, quietly :)

    That depends on where your blue vote goes :whistle:

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Random thought: @jdarksun, in your magic box thing you're making, how hard would it to be to breakdown post count by day?

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Random thought: @jdarksun, in your magic box thing you're making, how hard would it to be to breakdown post count by day?

    !!! A challenger appears !!!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Can items be traded? Are there restrictions?

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

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  • GreenbaronsGreenbarons Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Can items be traded? Are there restrictions?

    No Kime you can not have all my items.

  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    I wonder if zombies know how to operate ship weaponry.

    This is gonna be like Battlestar Galactica isn't it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Grrrrr, foiled already

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Wiet wrote: »
    I wonder if zombies know how to operate ship weaponry.

    This is gonna be like Battlestar Galactica isn't it.

    I wonder if the zombies are hot and walk around naked and ponder about their existence and don't eat human flesh.

    Egos on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    mmmm sexy zombies

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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    Don't worry guys, I'll be your Admiral Adama and get you home safe!

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    This just in! Kime is weak to foil!

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    Don't worry guys, I'll be your Admiral Adama and get you home safe!

    We're not going home!

    Wiet

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Which ship has the largest TV?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    This just in! Kime is weak to foil!

    I was about halfway through preparing to type "Foiled again!" when I got the joke.

    Hehehehe

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    Don't worry guys, I'll be your Admiral Adama and get you home safe!
    Did he get us home safe? I don't remember that part.



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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Spoiler things if you're really going in that direction.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    This just in! Kime is weak to foil!

    I was about halfway through preparing to type "Foiled again!" when I got the joke.

    Hehehehe

    Guards! Wrap him up, and throw him in the ovenator for 45 minutes. GET ME THE SPACE SOUR CREAM

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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Which ship has the largest TV?

    In deep space... there is no reception.

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Which ship has the largest TV?

    In deep space... there is no reception.

    ABANDON SHIP!

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Which ship has the largest TV?

    In deep space... there is no reception.

    :(

    Why did I even go on this interstellar cruise

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    The tour guide told me this trip was only going to be three hours...

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    I could use a second-in-command.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    The easiest way to get in charge is to just kill everyone else! Then there's nobody else

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    Aw, look at you, needing that gun to feel powerful. I have accented more people to death/submission than you can count.
    Shall we thumb-war for it?

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    Aw, look at you, needing that gun to feel powerful. I have accented more people to death/submission than you can count.
    Shall we thumb-war for it?

    Guns are just another, better, form of speech.

    Besides I designed this one from scratch. What are you an archeologist or something?

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    Aw, look at you, needing that gun to feel powerful. I have accented more people to death/submission than you can count.
    Shall we thumb-war for it?

    Guns are just another, better, form of speech.

    Besides I designed this one from scratch. What are you an archeologist or something?
    At least he never fixed his hair during a crisis.



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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    ATTENTION CREW/PASSENGERS:

    As you can see from my bald head and roguish grin, I mean business.
    I would like everyone to PM me all of their info, and for the mafia to please line up in an orderly manner outside of airlocks A-F.
    Thank you. ~kssshk~

    Look, everyone knows your too weak to pull the trigger.

    Couldn't even use an innocent to commit mass genocide.

    I will be the one getting us home, eventually, as soon as someone puts me in charge.

    Aw, look at you, needing that gun to feel powerful. I have accented more people to death/submission than you can count.
    Shall we thumb-war for it?

    Guns are just another, better, form of speech.

    Besides I designed this one from scratch. What are you an archeologist or something?

    I made a gun once that fired the teeth of my enemies. It's back in my quarters. Care to take a look?
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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Not to derail this, but someone needs to rock an Inspector Spacetime avatar, post haste.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Dawn of the First Hour - Fleet Duty isn't usually this exciting.

    "Its... Terrible. What happened? When did you find him?"
    "Just 15 minutes ago, he was found slumped like this. Last time we saw the captain he was heading to the Radio room, wouldn't say why. Now, here he is. Bullet to the head, discreetly done. This was no random act of violence."
    "Do you have any explanation?"
    "Feddies. Something like this happens, its always the feds. Captain Edcrab made a fair few enemies over there during his campaigning years, looks like they finally caught up with him."
    "But we're nowhere near the border! Why now?"
    "No idea, awfully ambitious, even for the feds. I'd say there was a moderate risk to you, so if you'd like to return to your quarters while we mount an investiga-"

    The conversation is suddenly interrupted by one of the bridges younger communications officers, who thrusts a transcript into the Majors hand. "Messages from the Stars Fury, the Fools Errand and the Giants Guile. Attack on command staff across all three ships." The Major stays silent for few moments, contemplating the information before him. "Fed's really are being ambitious if they're hitting us like this, they must mean to threaten the entire fleet. But what's this?" he jams his finger under a line near the bottom. "Captain of the Giants Guile was found with... Claw marks?"
    "Yessir, and if you read on, he actually got back up and attacked the crewman that found him."
    "What."
    "Yessir, never seen anything like it before sir."
    "Spread the message to the entire fleet, all personal are to be on guard while we attempt to get some semibalance of a command structure together. Tell them fact alone, let there be no rumour spreading. Last thing we need is a panic on our hands while Feddies roam the corridors."
    "As you say sir."


    The fleets command staff have been assassinated, or mysteriously half eaten. Worrisome rumour circle the fleet, the situation may get somewhat chaotic.

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    The Wisdom of the Belmonts, A heavy carrier and lead ship of the fleet.

    The WoB is equipped with 3 Heavy Turrets and heavy shielding.

    The Hanger of the WoB has 4 Interceptors, 2 Five Person Shuttles (Give an Embark order if you want to get in as a passenger) and a Bucklig Assault Mech

    Crew of the WoB
    In Command: Warban, Obifett
    In the Armoury: Kilnaga
    In the Medical Bay: Spool32, BeretzBeretz, INANTP
    In the Radio Room: Anialos
    In Engineering: Mi-Go Hunter, Saberovereasy, Duke 2.0
    In the Hanger: Grimmy
    In Cargo Bay Alpha (A): The Dagon, MrBlarney
    In Cargo Bay Beta (B): Spoit, Ketbra, CapFalcon, Baidol
    In Corridor 6: Void Slayer
    In Corridor 7: Munkus, Cynthrul

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    The Stars Fury, an escort ship

    The SF is equipped with 2 Plasma Cannons, a Heavy turret and an AntiFighter Battery.

    In its hanger are 2 Interceptors and a 5 Person Shuttle

    Crew of the SF
    In Command: Jason Todd, EnlightenedBum, Slym, Retebra
    In the Armoury: Mr Mojo, TheRoadVirus, Exarch
    In the Radar Room: Rius
    In the Brig (POW) (But not actually in it): Thetheroo, Wiet
    In Corridor 1: Shabooty, Bedlam, Mill
    In Corridor 2: JDarksun
    In Corridor 5: Mr D

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    The Giants Guile, also an escort ship

    The GG is equipped with 2 Plasma Cannons, a Heavy turret and an AntiFighter Battery.

    In its hanger are 2 Interceptors and a 5 Person Shuttle

    Crew of the GG
    In Command: Alegis
    In the Armoury: ThatDaveFella
    In the Brig (But not actually in it): Langly
    In the Radar Room: RegRysk, Lucedus, The Anonynous
    In the Medical Bay: Vagrant Winds
    In Hanger: Honk, Daius, Julius
    In Corridor 1: Egos
    In Corridor 2: Stever777
    In Corridor 4: 38th Doe, Smooth Operator
    In Corridor 6: Assuran

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    The Fools Errand, a Research Vessel

    The FE is equipped with a plasma cannon.

    In its hanger is a 4 Person Shuttle.

    Crew of the FE
    In Command: Kime, Segatai
    In the Radar Room: Orange Soda
    In the Lab: Green Barons, Phyphor
    In Engineering: Infidel
    In the Hanger: Premium
    In Corridor 1: Cayrus
    In Corridor 2: Figgy, Kana


    With the demise of your captains, can you all vote in Dodger Blue who you wish your ships captain to be. One captain per ship. Captains will be able to call Red Alert, making Guns much easier to find for everyone, order the ships guns to fire on another ship and order an evacuation, enabling the escape pods.

    Internal Defence weapons are online in all ships, all players may be the target of the targeting laser (Elimination vote)

    Its your fleet, go play.

    Day 1: Begin!

    (Day 1 Ends in 26 Hours)


    A selection of our cast
    List of possible actions
    Room abilities

    Gumpy on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Kime is in charge of the fool's errand?

    Oh sweet ironing. All my clothes will be unwrinkled for sure.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    And @Segatai too! How has it been oh destroyer of worlds?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    CRASH KIME'S SHIP!

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