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Voyage of the 3rd [Phalla] - Game Called - Mafia Victory impossible at the present time.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    You guys are terrible at keeping that thing under control.
    Apparently we pissed something off.

    Hey! I still have a name!

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    My face needs work though.

    I need a new face.

  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Dammit Bedlam. Some of us want to get back to our home planets to see our family's.

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Had a name, swinedog! :p
    Now you're just a collection of chunks which will hereafter be known as Phil.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Had a name, swinedog! :p
    Now you're just a collection of chunks which will hereafter be known as the Hive Queen's lunch

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Zombedlam

    PSN: Honkalot
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Had a name, swinedog! :p
    Now you're just a collection of chunks which will hereafter be known as Phil.
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Also, I now realize how damning the whole "how do we get a new captain" thing sounds now :(
    I swear, I didn't know this was happening. Just figured it would happen eventually on some ship

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    ...But Phil's a name too

    Also oooh god need day 2 post already

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Also, I now realize how damning the whole "how do we get a new captain" thing sounds now :(
    I swear, I didn't know this was happening. Just figured it would happen eventually on some ship

    There there, pretty soon you won't have to apologize for anything ever again

    Unless Bedlam's big out is actually just shooting someone for 30 damage again

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    ...But Phil's a name too

    Also oooh god need day 2 post already

    Gumpy was letting people change actions for an extra half hour if they got a clarification.

    You're crazy if you think it's coming soon.

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  • BertezBertezBertezBertez Registered User regular
    He posted at 8:30 est last time so we might get some thing similar

    ...but I would say that

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Also, I now realize how damning the whole "how do we get a new captain" thing sounds now :(
    I swear, I didn't know this was happening. Just figured it would happen eventually on some ship

    There there, pretty soon you won't have to apologize for anything ever again

    Unless Bedlam's big out is actually just shooting someone for 30 damage again

    I didn't apologize yet :P
    Just saying, I had no idea my question would be relevant so quickly.
    Something from the proboards that is giving me the freak outs:

    Look

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    ...But Phil's a name too

    Also oooh god need day 2 post already

    Gumpy was letting people change actions for an extra half hour if they got a clarification.

    You're crazy if you think it's coming soon.

    NEEEEEEED

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Looking at @Bedlam's search history, I saw searches for.... some things we won't mention here.
    Also, he had one for "Star Furry Die-gram"
    "Fury Stars Diagonal"
    "Star's Fury Diagram"
    "How to lick pox"
    and then a youtube video which I believe sheds light on a lot.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Had a name, swinedog! :p
    Now you're just a collection of chunks which will hereafter be known as Phil.
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    "Put that bag back on!"
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Well I gotta jet. So Just remember:

    No one lives forever.

    But Also

    Not everyone gets to shine like a star :D

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Breaking video of Bedlam in the command room
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    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Some people are having too much fun with the death Bedlam is planning to cause. I find it terrifying.

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Hey, if you can't do anything about it yet, might as well laugh about it

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    I don't know about all y'all but I find big plays in phalla amusing and impressive.

    Ain't my fault you guys decided to let two mafia into your control room in a row.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I rather think Bedlam is a zombie more than mafia. Because he said he needed a new face, I assume he will be taking one by force.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I don't know about all y'all but I find big plays in phalla amusing and impressive.

    Ain't my fault you guys decided to let two mafia into your control room in a row.
    180 HP is 6 people doing 30 damage each in one turn. How the heck do you expect us to do that?

    What I found amusing is INANTP looking for big plays rummaging around our Medbay.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I don't know about all y'all but I find big plays in phalla amusing and impressive.

    Ain't my fault you guys decided to let two mafia into your control room in a row.
    180 HP is 6 people doing 30 damage each in one turn. How the heck do you expect us to do that?

    What I found amusing is INANTP looking for big plays rummaging around our Medbay.

    Everyone knows plays of any size are kept in the lower hold

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Never said I was making them

    I'm thinking long term here. We're gonna be taking some damage from zombies. Figure that's inevitable. Figure too that hanging out in the medbay forever won't be viable. I don't have big damage. So when the time comes to move, if I have to play the healer in the back, I can handle that.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I rather think Bedlam is a zombie more than mafia. Because he said he needed a new face, I assume he will be taking one by force.
    The first thing we hear over the PA system is "<chew, chew> send more space captains".

    Joke's on him! Our captain doesn't really have a face!

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    just because he's a bum he doesn't have a face?

    rude!

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Day 3 - Tails

    "Lock it down. LOCK IT DOWN NOW!"

    There are certain times when history could go in one of two directions, based on naught but a coin flip. Sometimes respite is granted, and other times, it is not.

    Bedlam grabbed the wheel as crewmen reached for their weapons, the captain himself fighting to try and grab it away from him, attempting to jam in the code to lock the entire console down.

    He failed.

    The Star's Fury careened into the side of the Wisdom of the Belmonts, smashing Hulls together. Both ships rippled, explosions echoing throughout their bowels. After the collision, the Fury drifted some distance away, leaving a mark clear for all to see across the Wisdoms side.

    Elsewhere in the fleet, the living dead began to emerge from the darkness. They swarmed, sometimes into gunfire, sometimes into empty corridors. Figgy found himself shouting for help as they came for him, but there was no reply. He died alone, in the cold dark of space.

    During the chaos Exarch found himself facing the barrel of a gun. There wasn't time for exposition, his head was blown clean off.

    Fires erupted through the Wisdom and the Fury, the results of the dramatic collision. Calls for mechanics to grab extinguishers were made, to save the more valuable equipment. Those in the flames found themselves attempting to escape, painful burns scarring their exposed flesh. Amongst the chaos, someone Juggled.





    EnlightenedBum - Captain of the Star's Fury and Mechanic - Crushed in Collision
    Slym - Infantryman - Crushed in Collision
    Bedlam - Infantryman - Crushed in Collision

    Munkus - Pilot - Crushed in Collision
    Cynthrul - Engineer - Crushed in Collision
    Exarch - Navel Armsman and Federation Spy - Shotgunned
    Figgy - Infantryman - Consumed


    Kill list may be updated throughout the night as numbers are rechecked.

    ~~~ Updates ~~~


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    The Wisdom of the Belmonts, A heavy carrier and lead ship of the fleet.

    The new captain is MrBlarney

    Status update

    Red Alert! Weapon lockers have been unlocked throughout the ship

    The Hanger of the WoB has 4 Interceptors, 2 Five Person Shuttles (Give an Embark order if you want to get in as a passenger) and a Bucklig Assault Mech
    In Command:
    In the Armoury: Three shambling zombies have appeared!
    In the Medical Bay: Spool32, INANTP, CapFalcon
    In the Radio Room: Anialos
    The ruins of the lab are open to space, there is no oxygen in here!
    In Engineering: Mi-Go Hunter, Duke 2.0, Ketbra IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE, reinforce 50 points to extinguish
    In the Hanger: Grimmy
    In Cargo Bay Alpha (A): IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE, reinforce 50 points to extinguish
    In Cargo Bay Gamma (G): Saberovereasy, Spoit
    In Corridor 1: BeretzBeretz, Kilnaga
    In Corridor 4: Baidol, MrBlarney, The Dagon
    In Corridor 6: Obifett, Warban
    Corridor 3 IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE, reinforce 50 points to extinguish, Zombies are detected in the flames! Voidslayer is also here!
    Corridor 2 still dark!

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    The Stars Fury, an escort ship

    There is no captain, please elect a new one

    In its hanger are 2 Interceptors and a 5 Person Shuttle

    Status update

    The Stars Fury is drifting close to the Wisdom, but autopilot is keeping it in pace with the fleet
    There is no longer a command! The Ship has reverted to autopilot towards its set destination.
    In the Armoury: Mr Mojo, TheRoadVirus
    In Hanger: Mill, Retaba
    Medical, Radio and the Brig are Currently on fire, reinforce 50 points to extinguish
    In Engineering: Mr D
    In Corridor 1: Shabooty
    In Corridor 2: Thetheroo
    In Corridor 4: JDarksun, Wiet
    In Corridor 5: Rius

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    The Giants Guile, also an escort ship

    The new captain is Smooth Operator

    In its hanger are 2 Interceptors and a 5 Person Shuttle

    Status Update

    Red Alert! Weapon lockers have been unlocked throughout the ship
    In Command: Alegis, Daius
    The Armoury has gone dark!
    In the Radar Room: The Anonymous
    In Engineering: Stew_Stick
    In Hanger: Vagrant Winds
    In Corridor 1: Julius
    In Corridor 3: Langly, Stever777
    in Corridor 4: 38th Doe, Smooth Operator
    In Corridor 5: ThatDaveFella

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    The Fools Errand, a Research Vessel

    The new captain is Kime

    In its hanger is a 4 Person Shuttle.

    Status update

    Red Alert! Weapon lockers have been unlocked throughout the ship
    In Command: Kime, Segatai, Cayrus - The Helm has been locked!
    In the Radar Room: Orange Soda
    In the Lab: Green Barons, Phyphor, Kana
    In Engineering: Infidel
    In the Hanger: Premium, three shambling zombies emerged and were gunned down
    Three shambling zombies have appeared in Corridor 1, it is showing signs of infection!
    Corridor 2 still dark!


    Only players who are on the map can be targeted by the red vote

    (Day 3 Ends in 22 Hours)


    List of possible actions
    Room abilities

    Hopefully the new move column in my spreadsheet hit errors on the head quite well

    Gumpy on
  • GreenbaronsGreenbarons Registered User regular
    Whoever shotgunned Exarch.... good job!

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    So wait... Bedlam was village and still rammed the Wisdom? What a goose.

  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    I am less impressed by this play given the allegiance reveals.

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE CAP'N

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Holy shit!

    Also holy shit I am in a dark room.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    And the lab is blown to smithereens.

    Thanks a lot, Obama Bedlam

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    So in hindsight you're probably pretty happy we dissuaded you from going in the lab, huh, obifett?

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Obifett and Warban are not where they should be.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Note from the Narration: Retaba jumped from the Star Fury to the Wisdom and is currently in the WoB Hangar

    Is Retaba's position correct as far as you're concerned, Gumpy?

    If not, we have to assume Retaba's in with JTodd and take punitive action asap.

  • GreenbaronsGreenbarons Registered User regular
    Ah so now is when the game starts devolving into chaos.

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Note from the Narration: Retaba jumped from the Star Fury to the Wisdom and is currently in the WoB Hangar

    Is Retaba's position correct as far as you're concerned, Gumpy?

    If not, we have to assume Retaba's in with JTodd and take punitive action asap.

    Copy paste missed

    He is in the right hanger now

    Gumpy on
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