So what dog do you get for your dough? Well, the chef starts with a foot long dog "made of richly marbled wagyu beef dry aged for 60 days by DeBragga" and lace it with black truffles. Then they put it on a brioche bun toasted with white truffle butter and slathered with organic W Ketchup that has been "seasoned with saffron to make it even more precious" as well as with Mustarde de Charroux imported from France. And that's not all! "The accoutrements continue with Vidalia onions caramelized in Dom Perignon Champagne and 100 year old balsamic vinegar" not to mention "house made organic sauerkraut braised in Louis Roederer Cristal and inflected with rare platinum oscetra caviar" and THEN, the dog is topped with house made relish from Gordy’s Pickle Jar. Oh, and some gold leaf for good measure.
The thought of buying one, holding it up, and then just slathering it with Heinz ketchup fills me with mirth.
I like that you have to give them 48 hours notice in order to make it.
It's a fucking hot dog.
That's how long it takes them to stop laughing about someone paying $2300 for a hot dog.
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Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
Every time he writes the words dripping, drooling, running down or dribbling, I die a little inside.
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I make about 15 hot dogs a year
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Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
Every time he writes the words dripping, drooling, running down or dribbling, I die a little inside.
I'm sure some people fap to this shit
but jesus christ
we get it
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Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
There's joy in his food descriptions but none in the incest or rape that goes on. That's enough restraint, I feel.
I don't love reading that shit, but I appreciate that he doesn't shy away. It's part of the appeal of the series.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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My first car cost less then a quarter of a hot dog.
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the book version of the lotr movies is so insanely boring
like
why did they even write the books when the movies were clearly better
We had to read almost all of those books in 5th grade. I was bored out of my tiny little mind, and basically faked my way through all the assignments.
5th.... grade?
I mean, I read them when I was young, but I sure as shit didn't "get" them until a few years later. Your school was weird.
It was the gifted/talented program in one of the better public schools in town, so we got to do a lot of stuff that was weird. I was one of like...two not-rich kids there, something I didn't really realize until a decade later.
I'm a little ashamed to admit that I didn't care for them at the time. I would hide in the computer lab and play Oregon Trail and Myst.
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dont worry kasyn
myst is sweet
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Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
There's joy in his food descriptions but none in the incest or rape that goes on. That's enough restraint, I feel.
I don't love reading that shit, but I appreciate that he doesn't shy away. It's part of the appeal of the series.
It's worse when it is read to you by Roy Dotrice (the creeper who played the pyromancer in season 2, amongst other things).
Every time he gets to describe Greyjoy sexings, he just seems a bit too happy about the whole thing. It's horrifying.
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This fever / nausea is wearing me out. Yesterday I was very sick, but the worst of it died down pretty fast, but it's lingering on this level where I'm unable to do anything or concentrate but getting incredibly bored and annoyed at feeling hot/cold etcet.
I didn't read LoTR till I was a Junior in high school. I was captivated by them then. I read the Hobbit a year before. I think I would of missed a lot of the books if I read them earlier.
And no one should give the cartoon Hobbit shit. That thing was great. Now the LotR cartoon is pure shite.
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Man, The Shining film is so not better than the book. The book is amazing with a much better ending.
Hunt For Red October is another film that's better than the book, though.
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OK honest question. Is there actually an actual incest scene in ASoIAF? Or is it like, step-siblings or something? Is this the internet exaggerating or is it accurate?
Not sure if I want to subject myself to that.
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i used to hate superman
then somebody showed me that page where hes nice to a suicidal goth girl and i was like awwwwwwwwwww
Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
There's joy in his food descriptions but none in the incest or rape that goes on. That's enough restraint, I feel.
I don't love reading that shit, but I appreciate that he doesn't shy away. It's part of the appeal of the series.
OK honest question. Is there actually an actual incest scene in ASoIAF? Or is it like, step-siblings or something? Is this the internet exaggerating or is it accurate?
Not sure if I want to subject myself to that.
well, you know basically everything that happened in book 1?
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it's not very fair to say he's perverted just because he writes about stuff in detail
like DK said, it's not intended to be erotic at all
"Hurry," she was whispering now, "quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime Jaime Jaime." Her hands helped guide him. "Yes," Cersei said as he thrust, "my brother, sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you're home now, you're home now, you're home." She kissed his ear and stroked his short bristly hair. Jaime lost himself in her flesh. He could feel Cersei's heart beating in time with his own, and the wetness of blood and seed where they were joined.
Okay, so I'm reading A Storm of Swords on the subway this morning and I get to an incest scene and GRRM actually takes the time to go through the motions of what happens. Jesus Fucking Christ I don't need to read incest fantasy porn.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
Every time he writes the words dripping, drooling, running down or dribbling, I die a little inside.
I'm sure some people fap to this shit
but jesus christ
we get it
At least it isn't 50 Shades of Inner Goddess.
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OK honest question. Is there actually an actual incest scene in ASoIAF? Or is it like, step-siblings or something? Is this the internet exaggerating or is it accurate?
Not sure if I want to subject myself to that.
it's not very fair to say he's perverted just because he writes about stuff in detail
like DK said, it's not intended to be erotic at all
"Hurry," she was whispering now, "quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime Jaime Jaime." Her hands helped guide him. "Yes," Cersei said as he thrust, "my brother, sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you're home now, you're home now, you're home." She kissed his ear and stroked his short bristly hair. Jaime lost himself in her flesh. He could feel Cersei's heart beating in time with his own, and the wetness of blood and seed where they were joined.
This is not erotic?
not especially
I mean, isn't it from his point of view? he's not going to be thinking "ew ew ew"
OK honest question. Is there actually an actual incest scene in ASoIAF? Or is it like, step-siblings or something? Is this the internet exaggerating or is it accurate?
Not sure if I want to subject myself to that.
well, you know basically everything that happened in book 1?
I have never read book one, nor watched the series.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
it's not very fair to say he's perverted just because he writes about stuff in detail
like DK said, it's not intended to be erotic at all
"Hurry," she was whispering now, "quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime Jaime Jaime." Her hands helped guide him. "Yes," Cersei said as he thrust, "my brother, sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you're home now, you're home now, you're home." She kissed his ear and stroked his short bristly hair. Jaime lost himself in her flesh. He could feel Cersei's heart beating in time with his own, and the wetness of blood and seed where they were joined.
This is not erotic?
Not terribly...
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OK honest question. Is there actually an actual incest scene in ASoIAF? Or is it like, step-siblings or something? Is this the internet exaggerating or is it accurate?
Not sure if I want to subject myself to that.
I am not going to put this in spoilers because I am going to simply give the inspiration for the series.
He bases his work heavily off of the Wars of the Roses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of_the_Roses), and as such is filled with the political intrigue, vying for the throne, noble houses at each others throats, and incest that was super prolific amongst the nobles of the time.
He also does not shy away from describing raw and unsettling things; where others would end a scene on a suggestion, he will linger on a moment and leave you feeling a little sick to your stomach.
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That's how long it takes them to stop laughing about someone paying $2300 for a hot dog.
Seriously, GRRM, who is The Father Christmas of Nerdery, is a really perverted dude.
i thought it was not as good as pg wodehouse or biggles
Yes. The movie version of The Godfather is in a completely different universe when it comes to quality.
Stand By Me
Jaws
Last of the Mohicans (Cooper was rubbish)
Gone with the Wind
Shawshank Redemption
Hot dogs, new currency IMO.
Every time he writes the words dripping, drooling, running down or dribbling, I die a little inside.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I'm sure some people fap to this shit
but jesus christ
we get it
There's joy in his food descriptions but none in the incest or rape that goes on. That's enough restraint, I feel.
I don't love reading that shit, but I appreciate that he doesn't shy away. It's part of the appeal of the series.
It was the gifted/talented program in one of the better public schools in town, so we got to do a lot of stuff that was weird. I was one of like...two not-rich kids there, something I didn't really realize until a decade later.
I'm a little ashamed to admit that I didn't care for them at the time. I would hide in the computer lab and play Oregon Trail and Myst.
myst is sweet
I've been thinking of picking one up lately that's 2 hot dogs.
When I think about it that way it seems like a much better deal.
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like DK said, it's not intended to be erotic at all
a bro lent me the gold edition and the way the game is structured is v interesting
Hi5
It is the best game I've played for people actually interested in roleplaying. It does require a pretty solid commitment from the players though.
It's worse when it is read to you by Roy Dotrice (the creeper who played the pyromancer in season 2, amongst other things).
Every time he gets to describe Greyjoy sexings, he just seems a bit too happy about the whole thing. It's horrifying.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
And no one should give the cartoon Hobbit shit. That thing was great. Now the LotR cartoon is pure shite.
Hunt For Red October is another film that's better than the book, though.
I certainly enjoyed it more than listening to a room full of 10 year olds try to solve Gollum's fucking riddles.
Not sure if I want to subject myself to that.
then somebody showed me that page where hes nice to a suicidal goth girl and i was like awwwwwwwwwww
It seems a bit unnecessary to me.
well, you know basically everything that happened in book 1?
All my first car cost me was the use of my grandmother's legs.
This is not erotic?
At least it isn't 50 Shades of Inner Goddess.
Yes. In detail.
I mean, isn't it from his point of view? he's not going to be thinking "ew ew ew"
I have never read book one, nor watched the series.
no
but your family seems to prefer the young ones
Not terribly...
He bases his work heavily off of the Wars of the Roses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of_the_Roses), and as such is filled with the political intrigue, vying for the throne, noble houses at each others throats, and incest that was super prolific amongst the nobles of the time.
He also does not shy away from describing raw and unsettling things; where others would end a scene on a suggestion, he will linger on a moment and leave you feeling a little sick to your stomach.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I'm trying to square this with the hot dog analogy.
It's going to weird places.
What? That the police ensure the rule of law?
Well then I guess that means that with the right amount of police there would not be any crime, right?