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Eat Poop, You Cat - THE DARK GAME IS COMPLETE - p31

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    We should all just post our portions, and let people guess what goes with what

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    AHAHAHA YOU CHUMPS WILL FALL FOR ANYTHING

    I don't understand

    It might be a joke about the gravity of the situation.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    let's not jump to conclusions here.

    it is geebs we're talking about.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    We should all just post our portions, and let people guess what goes with what
    Just gonna post lines from William Shakespeare

    Romeo, thou art a villain.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    he probably didn't "lose" the EPYC but just deleted it with his dumb fat fingers.

    bwanie on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    We should all just post our portions, and let people guess what goes with what

    Which of these 50 quotes dealing with wangs goes with this picture of a wang?

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    bwanie wrote: »
    he probably didn't "lose" the EPYC but just deleted it with his dumb fat fingers.

    now listen here, fuckface

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    see?

    he hit post before finishing his empty little threat.

    so clumsy.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    sorry man i'm just giddy with anticipation.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    bwanie for geebs 2012

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    is this a road you want to continue to walk down

    because I can keep feeding you rope

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Geebs will kill everything you ever cared about, slowly and carefully, while he makes you watch.

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    rope that he's already cut so you won't find your way back through the treacherous hell that is the Cat's lower intestines, forever lost in a sea of poop that is in the process of being made into more poop

  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    geebs no you have to fight back

    if you die who is going to raise these children

    that I found

    in a bunch of houses

    sleeping in their beds

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2012
    Geebs will kill everything you ever cared about, slowly and carefully, while he makes you watch.

    geebs can't do anything carefully with those previously-documented dumb fat fingers

    Larlar on
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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    deep down i care the most about geebs.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    kill all tonkkas

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    you guys realize that it cannot be lost because everyone hosted and saved their own image/caption and sent it in to Rank?

    like

    it's a joke.

    Langly on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    i was referring to my pants btw

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    your pants care the most about geebs?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Langly wrote: »
    you guys realize that it cannot be lost because everyone hosted and saved their own image/caption and sent it in to Rank?

    like

    it's a joke.

    by "lost" I mean I deleted all the files from the internet maliciously

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    yes wimble, they really dig on that guy.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Langly wrote: »
    you guys realize that it cannot be lost because everyone hosted and saved their own image/caption and sent it in to Rank?



    it's a joke.

    this post is the real joke, right?

    like, we're three layers in by now.

    bwanie on
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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    do you feel it, geebs? Do you feel the love of bwanie's pants? The textile sensation?

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    you guys realize that it cannot be lost because everyone hosted and saved their own image/caption and sent it in to Rank?

    it's a joke.

    this post is the real joke, right?

    like, we're three layers in by now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jUhnCU9iA

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2012
    Random Internet Quote wrote:
    "The average man doesn't want to be free. He wants to be safe. --Henry Louis Mencken"
    GSM drew:
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    Sweeney Tom wrote:
    After this particular nightmare, Shaggy knew he had one pot brownie too many.
    Usagi drew:
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    the wook wrote:
    Pot always gives Shaggy the weirdest erotic dreams
    Reginald drew:
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    Fishman wrote:
    "Once inside a bedroom dreary, as I lay there spent and skeezy,
    Having chased a dozen downers with an opiate or four,
    As I lay there barely breathing, all a sudden there came a dreaming,
    of the porn I had been streaming, streaming for hours before.
    'Tis just a fantasy' I muttered, 'of my ideal whore -
    the shame will pass and I'll dream no more'

    Ah, distinctly I remember how engorged it made my member,
    before I started on my bender and saw my dog upon the floor.
    Eagerly I needed release; - without it I could not find peace
    My loneliness would surcease - surcease through actions I deplore -
    In the paws of my faithful companion my lust would find succour
    The family pet, my perfect whore.

    The thought of soon defiling the hound I found beguiling,
    imagining upon its chest the breasts I so adore.
    Fantasy mixes with reality; sodomy and bestiality;
    There is no end to my depravity as I anticipate the back door,
    dancing images of scat and tits and whores of the hardcore
    Emptiness wanting something more.

    Coming in a sudden judder, immediately I begin to shudder,
    a sickening realisation sweeping through me to the core.
    Inside my chest my heart was sinking, now wondering what I was thinking
    when in my head I started linking my dog to tits forever more -
    my shameful hand reaching out to pull the pills from out the drawer
    'Never again', I swore.

    My drug cocktail gets me high, so my memories might die;
    so patiently do I lie as I have many times before.
    And my eyes have all the seeming of a wastrel that is dreaming,
    of a never-ending reaming until he slowly begins to snore;
    hoping that on the morrow that he might forget the shame once more
    and shall remember it - nevermore!"
    ChicoBlue drew: bwanie wrote:
    Slipping into his personal, drug-induced nirvana, it ocurred to him that he forgot to coat his balls in peanut butter.
    ThatDudeOverThere drew:
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    sarukun wrote:
    "So, like, should I just be, y'know, completely naked? I mean, I've never-- y'know, not with-- look, this is my first time, okay?"
    "Woof."
    miscellaneoussins drew:
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    Scudo wrote:
    "Did you see the Beach Boys reunion tour? Those old guys still sound great. Well, except for those two verses about fucking marine life that they added to 'California Girls'. That was kind of weird."
    MetroidZoid drew:
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    the geek wrote:
    While Jonah the Roadie gets his revenge backstage, two audience members wish they had gone to see Jimmy Buffett instead.
    fightinfilipino drew:
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    DrZiplock wrote:
    "From the drugged out mind of Russell Brand
    As our heroes run from an angry crowd
    In search of the greatest music man in the land
    With fists of rage flying, our war cry loud
    Or is that guitar but a piece of fevered dream
    Shared between we friends and few
    The worst plan is but the best scheme
    So we make arrangements to rock out
    And as this bastardized sonnet draws down
    Let us salute those who jump and shout
    For each of us is but the clown
    Though I leave this now to Rakenphile
    Who could proclaim this a large steaming pile"
    Viscount Islands drew:
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    George Fornby Grill wrote:
    GOTTA KEEP ON FIGHTIN, SOME DAY GONNA MAKE IT TO THE TOP, AND BE A K-POP HERO
    Dex Dynamo drew:
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    Larlar wrote:
    Previously, on Doctor Who.
    natek drew:
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    melding wrote:
    They had some evidence he was using owl steroids, and in time his behaviour became strange and erratic, but it wasn't until one fateful day they had enough to fire him.
    gatsby drew:
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    Goose! wrote:
    In this economy even monsters are losing their jobs to outsourcing.
    TrippyJing drew:
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    Langly wrote:
    Undercut by a steady stream of illegal migrant workers from R'lyeh, the Monsters' Union pushed for swift passage of the "Dead But Dreaming Act"
    Oghulk drew:
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    JayKaos wrote:
    """And that's why God killed all of the dinosaurs.

    I mean come on, who the hell ever heard of a four-legged octopus? It has eight right in the name!"""
    VALVEjunkie drew:
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    smart hero wrote:
    Tiny Joe looked on beardedly, his lei draped majestically around his neck; Squidward was unhappy.
    flay drew:
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    Jimothy wrote:
    Pacific Rim: The Animated Series coming to Nickelodeon in 2014!
    Berk drew: Kai_San wrote:
    And the Bikini Bottom mafia started, and ended, with Patrick Star
    Jars drew:
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    Bucketman wrote:
    Screen shots from the new Hitman game have left fans disappointed
    zimfan drew:
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    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Nun Assassins: Anything But Conventional.
    Knob drew:
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    satansfingers wrote:
    later, when the police asked why he did it, he told them: "i couldn't lose the fucking costume contest again. i had to make it authentic this time."
    Vargas Prime drew:
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    Fearghaill wrote:
    Between claims of a magical kingdom and decades of hallucinogen use he had pretty strong case for an insanity plea already. That fucked-up mask was just a way of hedging his bets.
    MulysaSempronius drew:
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    Munkus Beaver wrote:
    The alternate ending to the Hangover was rejected for being too similar to that Law and Order episode about metrosexual medieval masons everyone hated.
    #pipe drew:
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    Kwoaru wrote:
    "The man in the mask stares at Jerry, who stares back unmoved.
    The yellow knight roars his challenge, but Jesse thinks him a fool.
    The Nine Who Are One cast their singular gaze on Sam and are rebuffed.
    The Wolf cries out his name, heralding the end once more."
    The geebs that is a pony drew:
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    Weaver wrote:
    The newly invented "ghost-pig" early warning system, while hailed as revolutionary by the media, was wholly insufficient in preventing the Necrodonger invasion.
    alternatingAberation drew:
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    romanian my escutcheon wrote:
    Nobody can ever deny that Larlar did his damnedest to combine sensual pig ghost pottery with his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction.
    Tonkka drew:
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    Rankenphile on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    woo, finally.

  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2012
    Oh my God, you guys!

    I'm only about halfway through right now but it's been so amazing. My favorites so far are @Fishman and @natek!

    Bogey on
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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    This was fun

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    it is everything I dreamed it would be

    ...and that caption explains where Vargas' drawing came from better than I expected.

    UnbrokenEva on
  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    holy fucking shit

    e: you just go down that first row of drawers and they're all so good

    then you hit mine

    and I couldn't stop laughing

    Oghulk on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    That was worth the wait.

    I also like how both me and wook looked at the drawings we were given, and both made captions about Shaggy's pot hallucinations.

    Sweeney Tom on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    o m g

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    seriously oghulk what the fuck is up with that four-legged octopus?

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    BEST EPYC EVER

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That was amazing.

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    seriously oghulk what the fuck is up with that four-legged octopus?

    look at my caption

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    used that for reference to dreamers

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I am more than pleased with your rendition of my caption, natek. More than very pleased, indeed.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    I am more than pleased with your rendition of my caption, natek. More than very pleased, indeed.
    That was the first drawing that literally made me laugh out loud.

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