rope that he's already cut so you won't find your way back through the treacherous hell that is the Cat's lower intestines, forever lost in a sea of poop that is in the process of being made into more poop
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edited August 2012
Random Internet Quote wrote:
"The average man doesn't want to be free. He wants to be safe. --Henry Louis Mencken"
GSM drew:
Sweeney Tom wrote:
After this particular nightmare, Shaggy knew he had one pot brownie too many.
Usagi drew:
the wook wrote:
Pot always gives Shaggy the weirdest erotic dreams
Reginald drew:
Fishman wrote:
"Once inside a bedroom dreary, as I lay there spent and skeezy,
Having chased a dozen downers with an opiate or four,
As I lay there barely breathing, all a sudden there came a dreaming,
of the porn I had been streaming, streaming for hours before.
'Tis just a fantasy' I muttered, 'of my ideal whore -
the shame will pass and I'll dream no more'
Ah, distinctly I remember how engorged it made my member,
before I started on my bender and saw my dog upon the floor.
Eagerly I needed release; - without it I could not find peace
My loneliness would surcease - surcease through actions I deplore -
In the paws of my faithful companion my lust would find succour
The family pet, my perfect whore.
The thought of soon defiling the hound I found beguiling,
imagining upon its chest the breasts I so adore.
Fantasy mixes with reality; sodomy and bestiality;
There is no end to my depravity as I anticipate the back door,
dancing images of scat and tits and whores of the hardcore
Emptiness wanting something more.
Coming in a sudden judder, immediately I begin to shudder,
a sickening realisation sweeping through me to the core.
Inside my chest my heart was sinking, now wondering what I was thinking
when in my head I started linking my dog to tits forever more -
my shameful hand reaching out to pull the pills from out the drawer
'Never again', I swore.
My drug cocktail gets me high, so my memories might die;
so patiently do I lie as I have many times before.
And my eyes have all the seeming of a wastrel that is dreaming,
of a never-ending reaming until he slowly begins to snore;
hoping that on the morrow that he might forget the shame once more
and shall remember it - nevermore!"
Slipping into his personal, drug-induced nirvana, it ocurred to him that he forgot to coat his balls in peanut butter.
ThatDudeOverThere drew:
sarukun wrote:
"So, like, should I just be, y'know, completely naked? I mean, I've never-- y'know, not with-- look, this is my first time, okay?"
"Woof."
miscellaneoussins drew:
Scudo wrote:
"Did you see the Beach Boys reunion tour? Those old guys still sound great. Well, except for those two verses about fucking marine life that they added to 'California Girls'. That was kind of weird."
MetroidZoid drew:
the geek wrote:
While Jonah the Roadie gets his revenge backstage, two audience members wish they had gone to see Jimmy Buffett instead.
fightinfilipino drew:
DrZiplock wrote:
"From the drugged out mind of Russell Brand
As our heroes run from an angry crowd
In search of the greatest music man in the land
With fists of rage flying, our war cry loud
Or is that guitar but a piece of fevered dream
Shared between we friends and few
The worst plan is but the best scheme
So we make arrangements to rock out
And as this bastardized sonnet draws down
Let us salute those who jump and shout
For each of us is but the clown
Though I leave this now to Rakenphile
Who could proclaim this a large steaming pile"
Viscount Islands drew:
George Fornby Grill wrote:
GOTTA KEEP ON FIGHTIN, SOME DAY GONNA MAKE IT TO THE TOP, AND BE A K-POP HERO
Dex Dynamo drew:
Larlar wrote:
Previously, on Doctor Who.
natek drew:
melding wrote:
They had some evidence he was using owl steroids, and in time his behaviour became strange and erratic, but it wasn't until one fateful day they had enough to fire him.
gatsby drew:
Goose! wrote:
In this economy even monsters are losing their jobs to outsourcing.
TrippyJing drew:
Langly wrote:
Undercut by a steady stream of illegal migrant workers from R'lyeh, the Monsters' Union pushed for swift passage of the "Dead But Dreaming Act"
Oghulk drew:
JayKaos wrote:
"""And that's why God killed all of the dinosaurs.
I mean come on, who the hell ever heard of a four-legged octopus? It has eight right in the name!"""
VALVEjunkie drew:
smart hero wrote:
Tiny Joe looked on beardedly, his lei draped majestically around his neck; Squidward was unhappy.
flay drew:
Jimothy wrote:
Pacific Rim: The Animated Series coming to Nickelodeon in 2014!
And the Bikini Bottom mafia started, and ended, with Patrick Star
Jars drew:
Bucketman wrote:
Screen shots from the new Hitman game have left fans disappointed
zimfan drew:
DarkPrimus wrote:
Nun Assassins: Anything But Conventional.
Knob drew:
satansfingers wrote:
later, when the police asked why he did it, he told them: "i couldn't lose the fucking costume contest again. i had to make it authentic this time."
Vargas Prime drew:
Fearghaill wrote:
Between claims of a magical kingdom and decades of hallucinogen use he had pretty strong case for an insanity plea already. That fucked-up mask was just a way of hedging his bets.
MulysaSempronius drew:
Munkus Beaver wrote:
The alternate ending to the Hangover was rejected for being too similar to that Law and Order episode about metrosexual medieval masons everyone hated.
#pipe drew:
Kwoaru wrote:
"The man in the mask stares at Jerry, who stares back unmoved.
The yellow knight roars his challenge, but Jesse thinks him a fool.
The Nine Who Are One cast their singular gaze on Sam and are rebuffed.
The Wolf cries out his name, heralding the end once more."
The geebs that is a pony drew:
Weaver wrote:
The newly invented "ghost-pig" early warning system, while hailed as revolutionary by the media, was wholly insufficient in preventing the Necrodonger invasion.
alternatingAberation drew:
romanian my escutcheon wrote:
Nobody can ever deny that Larlar did his damnedest to combine sensual pig ghost pottery with his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction.
Posts
It might be a joke about the gravity of the situation.
it is geebs we're talking about.
Romeo, thou art a villain.
Which of these 50 quotes dealing with wangs goes with this picture of a wang?
now listen here, fuckface
he hit post before finishing his empty little threat.
so clumsy.
because I can keep feeding you rope
Steam
if you die who is going to raise these children
that I found
in a bunch of houses
sleeping in their beds
geebs can't do anything carefully with those previously-documented dumb fat fingers
like
it's a joke.
by "lost" I mean I deleted all the files from the internet maliciously
this post is the real joke, right?
like, we're three layers in by now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jUhnCU9iA
Having chased a dozen downers with an opiate or four,
As I lay there barely breathing, all a sudden there came a dreaming,
of the porn I had been streaming, streaming for hours before.
'Tis just a fantasy' I muttered, 'of my ideal whore -
the shame will pass and I'll dream no more'
Ah, distinctly I remember how engorged it made my member,
before I started on my bender and saw my dog upon the floor.
Eagerly I needed release; - without it I could not find peace
My loneliness would surcease - surcease through actions I deplore -
In the paws of my faithful companion my lust would find succour
The family pet, my perfect whore.
The thought of soon defiling the hound I found beguiling,
imagining upon its chest the breasts I so adore.
Fantasy mixes with reality; sodomy and bestiality;
There is no end to my depravity as I anticipate the back door,
dancing images of scat and tits and whores of the hardcore
Emptiness wanting something more.
Coming in a sudden judder, immediately I begin to shudder,
a sickening realisation sweeping through me to the core.
Inside my chest my heart was sinking, now wondering what I was thinking
when in my head I started linking my dog to tits forever more -
my shameful hand reaching out to pull the pills from out the drawer
'Never again', I swore.
My drug cocktail gets me high, so my memories might die;
so patiently do I lie as I have many times before.
And my eyes have all the seeming of a wastrel that is dreaming,
of a never-ending reaming until he slowly begins to snore;
hoping that on the morrow that he might forget the shame once more
and shall remember it - nevermore!"
"Woof."
As our heroes run from an angry crowd
In search of the greatest music man in the land
With fists of rage flying, our war cry loud
Or is that guitar but a piece of fevered dream
Shared between we friends and few
The worst plan is but the best scheme
So we make arrangements to rock out
And as this bastardized sonnet draws down
Let us salute those who jump and shout
For each of us is but the clown
Though I leave this now to Rakenphile
Who could proclaim this a large steaming pile"
I mean come on, who the hell ever heard of a four-legged octopus? It has eight right in the name!"""
The yellow knight roars his challenge, but Jesse thinks him a fool.
The Nine Who Are One cast their singular gaze on Sam and are rebuffed.
The Wolf cries out his name, heralding the end once more."
I'm only about halfway through right now but it's been so amazing. My favorites so far are @Fishman and @natek!
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
...and that caption explains where Vargas' drawing came from better than I expected.
e: you just go down that first row of drawers and they're all so good
then you hit mine
and I couldn't stop laughing
I also like how both me and wook looked at the drawings we were given, and both made captions about Shaggy's pot hallucinations.
Steam
look at my caption
used that for reference to dreamers