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The [Phall]ympic Games! - Cheater Victory!

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I have come to expand the American medal hegemony over your feeble nations.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    The cyan is barely readable to me. I think I have the default background.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Use this to choose a color, put together by Blarney

    http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff4/MrBlarney/forumcolors.png

    kime on
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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Cool! kime to the rescue again!

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    -Adjusts headset-
    Can yov hear me now, control room? How's this coming throvgh?

    Erin The Red on
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Hm. I think you're having a keyboard malfunction, TRV. U != V

    I'm on a podcast with other PA folk. Which? That DnD Podcast.
    Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    He's reverted back to TheCeasarVirus. D:

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Hm. I think you're having a keyboard malfunction, TRV. U != V

    Yov DARE qvestion yovr emperor? I will have yov brovght to the center of town and have my legions make an example of yov!

    -Muttering in background-

    What? All dead? Two thovsand years ago?


    .....stercore.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Hmm. Still broken. Do you have another keyboard you could try?

    I'm on a podcast with other PA folk. Which? That DnD Podcast.
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Mill wrote: »
    Could try getting

    @Bedlam
    Officially retired until further notice!

    I am actually having a lovely time of it.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Actually thanks for the notification @Mill !

    I will have to make an effort to shoot you less in the future (only twice perhaps)

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Actually thanks for the notification @Mill !

    I will have to make an effort to shoot you less in the future (only twice perhaps)

    I'll laugh if in said event you're some sort of medic where you have to shoot peeps to heal them. "I'll be forced to sit there and say, 'to be fair he did say he would make an effort to shoot me less.'" :P

    Steam ID
    battletag: Millin#1360

    Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Your medals, give them to me!

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I'm obviously here for the dressage

    Hmm....Saber Phalla, wonder what this tastes like....

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
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    vagrant_winds on
    // Steam: VWinds // PSN: vagrant_winds //
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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    DERP

    I guess I can help another village to victory.

    vagrant_winds on
    // Steam: VWinds // PSN: vagrant_winds //
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    I'm obviously here for the dressage

    Hmm....Saber Phalla, wonder what this tastes like....

    Opiates, harems, and the finest cheeses

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    Matev wrote: »
    I'm obviously here for the dressage

    Hmm....Saber Phalla, wonder what this tastes like....

    Opiates, harems, and the finest cheeses

    I am definitely in the right place then.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    vagrant_winds wrote: »
    I guess I can help another village to victory.

    Even if you're mafia?

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    stever777 wrote: »
    vagrant_winds wrote: »
    I guess I can help another village to victory.

    Even if you're mafia?

    Especially if you're mafia. Mafia gets a nice plate of bleu de basque.

    My village specials get some lovely beemster Gouda.

    And all of my vaniallagers are treated to some dubliner cheddar.

    (yes, saber is into artisanal cheeses. It is possible he has also been drinking tonight.)

    SaberOverEasy on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    yov wovldn't believe the spread we get vp here. Being co-host may not be so bad!

    (Newcastle has a new beer and I am drinking it.)

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    If there's still room I'll suppose I'll sign up. However, much like American relay teams before today, I will probably be disqualified.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    stever777 wrote: »
    vagrant_winds wrote: »
    I guess I can help another village to victory.

    Even if you're mafia?

    Hahahahahahahaahahaha. Good one.

    I never get to be mafia. :(

    // Steam: VWinds // PSN: vagrant_winds //
    // Switch: SW-5306-0651-6424 //
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Lately, just be on the team that doesn't include me if you want to win.

    Honestly, I think the only game I've won recently has been Rend's game.

    Assuran on
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Pfft.

    I think I've won two games of phalla my entire career.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    I've only been useful in like half a phalla game.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    I think I have actively hurt the village about a quarter of the times I have been a villager... without meaning to.

    Uh... I mean... more people join please!

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I'm usually most useful when I die, usually in a hilarious fashion...

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I am always useful, all the time, in every game, forever.

    It's the truth. :bz

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    I'm obviously here for the dressage

    Hmm....Saber Phalla, wonder what this tastes like....

    I'm here for the jumping.

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    dubliner cheddar?

    vanillager?

    YES PLEASE GIMME

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    @38thDoe

    There, that might net a few more people. :D

    For some reason that notification never popped up on me. I'll have crappy to no internet at best for the next week or so, so its best I not register. Sorry.

    38thDoE on steam 
    🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    Good Morning Phallympians!

    I am confident that we will get the last few people we need today. The plan is to start sending out PM's either late afternoon or tonight. Day 1 will end 11pm EST tomorrow!

    A few people have neglected to provide real names. Should this situation persist, I will be forced to go to the classics of literature to find names for you. The classics of literature with sparkling vampires. You have been warned.

    The people I do not have names from are:

    @Langly
    @Malkor
    @Baidol
    @vagrant_winds
    @enlightenedbum

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    adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    Your medals will be assimilated. Your countries shall be added to our own.

    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    sign up

    I'm good at horseback fighting.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    They call me The Ringer!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Signup if there are still spots since you asked so nice

    PSN SeGaTai
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    I'm a strong believer in the power of politeness.

    Don't forget to send me a real name to use!

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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    I'm about to head out for a little while. We only have one spot remaining and I'm optimistic that we will get it filled before I return. That means PM's, Day 0 narration and such will go out later tonight.

    Day 1 Vote close will still be 11PM EST tomorrow.

    Please remember to send in a name if you haven't already.

    And get excited...

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    signup

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