In this story, Jinx goes to work for a female industrialist who wants her to do more than just teach her and her sister martial arts. Since her real name is top secret, I have given Jinx the name "Mariko Tanaka" for this story.
This is it.... this is where the world ends. right here.
Cobra's Venture In Trade - By Night Creeper
In this story, Scarlett and Lady Jaye travel to a Mid-East sheikdom to investigate the apparent disappearance of a group of scientists and their G.I. Joe team bodyguards, unaware of the trap being laid for them by the forces of Cobra. Archivist's Note: Chapter 4 allows you to choose your own ending.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE EROTIC GI JOE FAN FICTION
Seriously people... what the fuck is wrong with you? What series of events had to happen in order to produce these fucking things.
i would learn some videogames songs, but man when would i ever even have the opportunity to play them
all at a party and some lady is all, 'that was awesome what was that' and i'm all 'oh it's metal man's stage from mega man 2' and then she goes and makes out with a guy in a stupid hat
If you guys want to see a crazy bass player, look for live videos of The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. Might not be your kind of music but you can put it on mute and watch that dude wail on the thing. It's amazing.
i would learn some videogames songs, but man when would i ever even have the opportunity to play them
all at a party and some lady is all, 'that was awesome what was that' and i'm all 'oh it's metal man's stage from mega man 2' and then she goes and makes out with a guy in a stupid hat
But then you'd meet one who is all "Oh shit! That's awesome." Then she'd make out with you.
Or maybe this is just a dream of mine and I'm projecting.
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Things I am in need of:
1x Shave
1x Shirt
In this story, Jinx goes to work for a female industrialist who wants her to do more than just teach her and her sister martial arts. Since her real name is top secret, I have given Jinx the name "Mariko Tanaka" for this story.
Now go to hell.
And a goddamn cheesburger.
All skin and bone
eat a sandwich
Cobra's Venture In Trade - By Night Creeper
In this story, Scarlett and Lady Jaye travel to a Mid-East sheikdom to investigate the apparent disappearance of a group of scientists and their G.I. Joe team bodyguards, unaware of the trap being laid for them by the forces of Cobra. Archivist's Note: Chapter 4 allows you to choose your own ending.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE EROTIC GI JOE FAN FICTION
Seriously people... what the fuck is wrong with you? What series of events had to happen in order to produce these fucking things.
You are a good looking man.
...
I hate you.
Good god, son. You look like me circa 2001.
I just want to be friends.
let's see what happens next!
god this thing is a pain in the ass to play
http://bonertown.net/jkravik/musics/eastbay.mp3
http://bonertown.net/jkravik/musics/yournamehere.mp3
I think I've put on a pound since then.
all at a party and some lady is all, 'that was awesome what was that' and i'm all 'oh it's metal man's stage from mega man 2' and then she goes
you're supposed to be bald
I weighed 125 when I went to bootcamp. I came out weighing 145. I had put on twenty freaking pounds of muscle.
But then you'd meet one who is all "Oh shit! That's awesome." Then she'd make out with you.
Or maybe this is just a dream of mine and I'm projecting.
yes
I haven't picked up my bass in probably two months now. I should probably feel guilty or something.
i'm leasing it through a very reputable company
I could eat you as an appetiser.
I outweigh you by 70 pounds
good fucking god
I just want to say
seething with jealousy here
I don't look it
not even nude
nobody can figure it out