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[Wrestling] Note: Brock Lesnar died on his way to his home planet

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    65 out of 58 is pretty amazing there Geebs.

    I will be attending your pick em strategy seminar.

    Those 20 extra points won't be showing up on the Overall ranks, btw.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I never should have went with Del Rio winning. I could have been the average champ if I was smart. And I would then insist on being referred to as Above Average Magell in homage to my hero.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVMpCORgU_c

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    David Otunga, I have missed you so

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Oh man.

    David Otunga may be the first person ever to need to grow facial hair to NOT look like a sex offender.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I like how AJ's punishing Kane by having him team with Ryder, when that's actually more punishment for Ryder seeing as how he's being forced to team with the guy who ran him and his wheelchair off the stage and tried to kill him at least 5 separate times.

    edit: I like to think AJ randomly skips into people's conversations all the time.

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Jinder Mahal vs Ryback. That's a feud that's going to put asses in seats.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    It most certainly will, assuming that the match before it was more exciting and they were standing up cheering.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    It most certainly will, assuming that the match before it was more exciting and they were standing up cheering.

    Can I cash my MITB briefcase in on Sander's MITB briefcase?

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  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Did they just break Ryback's streak with the Mahal run in?

  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    No. Ryback wins via DQ.

    Everyone is different. Everyone is special.
  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Did they just break Ryback's streak with the Mahal run in?

    Nope. Mahal attacked Ryback, thus winning the match for him by DQ.

    If Mahal really wanted to be a heel they'd have him do that and ruin his streak...but then they'd have to come up with something for Ryback besides beating up people smaller than him.

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  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Oh right.

    I don't know why I thought the guy that got attacked was the one who was DQed.

  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Guys...

    I don't really like Sandow all that much. He bores me.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Guys...

    I don't really like Sandow all that much. He bores me.

    Plebeian.

    Also, WWE should be using Sandow's matches to put over how smart faces actually are or something. I'm sure a few of them have to have had decent GPAs or something...

    What I'm saying is that WWE is missing yet another chance to use skewed statistics and half-truths to desperately try and make themselves look good.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I like how the faces commit more heel acts nowadays than the actual heels.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I want Sandow to challenge someone to Chesswrestling.

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  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    NoC commercial just said the main event is
    Punk/Cena.

    Seriously guys. Running commercials before you announce the main event that spoil the main event for the home audience is fucking weird.

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Jesus this promo is terrible.
    If I didn't already dislike Triple H this would turn me onto the haterade in a heartbeat.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    David Otunga, always trying to take things from Wade Barrett. First the Nexus now using a jacket as a cape. Knock it off Starscream.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    David Otunga, always trying to take things from Wade Barrett. First the Nexus now using a jacket as a cape. Knock it off Starscream.

    shh maybe he'll trick wirehead into yelling that david otunga deserves a WHT

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    When I shave, which is always, I look younger.

    David Otunga shaves for the first time in a while, and he looks 10 years older.

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    That bit where he argues with a fan is gold every single week.

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  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Here's what I don't get matches about like these....why does anyone care to win them?

    Bryan doesn't like Miz or Kane. So why not leave Miz to rot?

    Kane doesn't like anyone. So why does he even want to be out there wasting his time with Ryder as his partner?

    Miz doesn't like Bryan. So why doesn't he just bail on Bryan?

    Ryder is the only good guy here who needs to pretend to care.

  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Of course as I post that, both heels bail on the match. And Kane chokeslams Ryder.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    in case you thought ryder still had stock

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    in case you thought ryder still had stock

    Just because the fans cheer for him and buy all his merchandise and want to see him wrestle, it's no reason to actually give him a push and treat him like he matters.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    A.J. ‏@WWEAJLee
    Starting next week, I've decided to help Daniel Bryan out with his anger issues, by sending him to anger management therapy classes.

    I don't know if this happened on the show as well, but it looks like Sheen returns next week.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    A.J. ‏@WWEAJLee
    Starting next week, I've decided to help Daniel Bryan out with his anger issues, by sending him to anger management therapy classes.

    I don't know if this happened on the show as well, but it looks like Sheen returns next week.

    BRB vomiting everywhere.

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    We should at least wait until it happens to make sure. And maybe Bryan is going to be awesome enough to save the segments.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I'm going to go with 'under 2 minutes until less than 4 people are left'

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Oh good, a Divas battle royal. This is everything I ever wanted...

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Two divas were just eliminated via catfight roll.

    ...that is a thing that actually happened.

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    I wondered what happened. I don't even know which two it was though, that's how little attention I was playing.
    Hopefully Kaitlyn will win the belt and her celebration will be spoiled by Johnny Curtis slinking out of the shadows and sniffing her hair.

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  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    You never beat Cena, Brock. There's plenty for you to conquer.

  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Oh no Jericho is gong to be "fired" agaaaiiiinnnn.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Thread title updated to reflect the convincing acting in that tout.

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  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    Guys, where's Triple H? He should be here soon.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Ryder is apparently a bit of a whiner and that's why he's not gone anywhere since dropping the US title to Swagger.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Ryder is apparently a bit of a whiner and that's why he's not gone anywhere since dropping the US title to Swagger.

    I thought that was a thing everybody knew.

    Of course Ryder's a whiner. The whole point of his show in the first place was a way for him to get over in the fans' eyes because he felt WWE was never going to get him over. Remember him climbing the fence in the show and screaming happily about how he was trying to get over?

    He's entertaining, but still.

    Also, Jericho is about to be 0-3 in matches where his contract was on the line.

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