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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Should I tip my rare steak 15 or 20%¿ Does it change things that I am a feminist Assange supporter who only wants to date gamer girls who get gaming culture, while adjusting for privilege?

    yes

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    This sounds amazing.

    I am hungry. Tomato soup with eggs failed to satisfy me. And the eggs are a month past sell by date sooo.

    Problem is I have neither garlic, bread, or butter.

    Eggs last forever.

    The bread, however, can be made but it's hardly "on demand."

    No these eggs are def. funky now

    the taste was off and there's a battle in my stomach.

    also I don't understand what you mean about the bread

    Almost all yeast breads take at least a few hours to make (mine take about 24 hours start to finish, but with only 15 minutes or so of labor), so if you "want" homemade bread it usually takes a little planning, unlike when you want chocolate chip cookies which can be prepped and baked in about 30 minutes for near-instant gratification.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Arch you're playing GW2 right. I saw you post in there. I am gathering names.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    autodesk sketchbook designer is a thing I can get for free!

    can't dl it now tho

    also can't do much with it without a tablet

    so yeah this is all the reason I need to spend money on one

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch you're playing GW2 right. I saw you post in there. I am gathering names.

    do you have my name, you don't do you, you purposefully left it out

    IN FACT

    IN FACT

    you wrote my name down

    THEN DREW A LINE THROUGH IT

    didn't you

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    to quote nelly:

    "i know it must be yo ass because it aint yo face"

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch you're playing GW2 right. I saw you post in there. I am gathering names.

    do you have my name, you don't do you, you purposefully left it out

    IN FACT

    IN FACT

    you wrote my name down

    THEN DREW A LINE THROUGH IT

    didn't you

    There is a line through it. Made out of poop.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Should I tip my rare steak 15 or 20%¿ Does it change things that I am a feminist Assange supporter who only wants to date gamer girls who get gaming culture, while adjusting for privilege?

    Thank you.

    Thank you Kalkino for making a post that could explain "rape culture" to anyone, anywhere.

    I read it on a cereal box

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch you're playing GW2 right. I saw you post in there. I am gathering names.

    Not right now Sarks. I am interested in it, but I'm probably gonna wait until the first price drop/sale.

    Edit: Dammit, you meant otherArch :D

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i hve gw2 but am debating playing it

    i actually got bored in da stross tost

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch you're playing GW2 right. I saw you post in there. I am gathering names.

    Not right now Sarks. I am interested in it, but I'm probably gonna wait until the first price drop/sale.

    Well you're not the Arch I meant because I forgot there are two Arches but I will accept your response nonetheless. I am quite generous...

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I'm in suspense here. Will the kitty have to use its AK? D:

    What was the quality of the day?!
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Should I tip my rare steak 15 or 20%¿ Does it change things that I am a feminist Assange supporter who only wants to date gamer girls who get gaming culture, while adjusting for privilege?

    Tip 100% of your gross monthly earnings.
    Get evicted from your house.
    Die of exposure.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Guys I have a somewhat time-sensitive question

    Is foot powder the same as gold bond for the purposes of
    can I put it on my balls, because
    shit got crazy humid for like 4 days at the festival and I now feel a special kinship to soldiers who endured trench foot

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch you're playing GW2 right. I saw you post in there. I am gathering names.

    Not right now Sarks. I am interested in it, but I'm probably gonna wait until the first price drop/sale.

    Well you're not the Arch I meant because I forgot there are two Arches but I will accept your response nonetheless. I am quite generous...

    One day we will switch accounts and confuse you all!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Well if it's a line of poop at least I know you gave a shit about me.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Guys I have a somewhat time-sensitive question

    Is foot powder the same as gold bond for the purposes of
    can I put it on my balls, because
    shit got crazy humid for like 4 days at the festival and I now feel a special kinship to soldiers who endured trench foot

    that's what it's actually for

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    prepare yourselves for the ultimate rap experience

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r67xcDqKQYo

    good lord

    The strangest documentary about the hydrocarbon exploration industry I've ever seen.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Should I tip my rare steak 15 or 20%¿ Does it change things that I am a feminist Assange supporter who only wants to date gamer girls who get gaming culture, while adjusting for privilege?

    Tip 100% of your gross monthly earnings.
    Get evicted from your house.
    Die of exposure.

    No, you tip three months pay. When the steak gives you food poisoning, lawyer up, delete Facebook and hit the gym.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    i hve gw2 but am debating playing it

    i actually got bored in da stross tost

    Just play. Did you play the structured PvP. Pretend it's League of Legends.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Variable wrote: »
    Steak is so easy to cook, salt the fucker, sear the fucker, oven the fucker, let the fucker rest - use finger to test doneness

    cutting it before the final step results in you being responsible for all the suffering in the world on that day

    I have not cooked steak

    what is your finger checking for exactly? what kind of reaction means it's 'done' and how done is 'done' to you

    Everyone has the power to tell themselves

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQ0VOJmCbg&feature=relmfu

    Watch all of the Good Eats: Steak episode (you can skip part one though, just for the start of part 2, he's showing you what kind of pan to get) and you will be a better steak cook than 99% of the human race, you get a certificate and everything

    you don't get a certificate

    Edit: steak doneness part starts at 6:00

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I give you bread:

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    oh shit thanks override

    did not know

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    yes

    i did the pvp

    thats part of the problem

    ive already explored the builds i wanted to lol

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    The difference is DoctorArch makes bread, and money, and regular Arch makes bugs explode.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Hmn.

    Work.

    Or Minecraft.

    Or clothes shopping.

    Ugh, clothes shopping.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    This sounds amazing.

    I am hungry. Tomato soup with eggs failed to satisfy me. And the eggs are a month past sell by date sooo.

    Problem is I have neither garlic, bread, or butter.

    Eggs last forever.

    The bread, however, can be made but it's hardly "on demand."

    No these eggs are def. funky now

    the taste was off and there's a battle in my stomach.

    also I don't understand what you mean about the bread

    Almost all yeast breads take at least a few hours to make (mine take about 24 hours start to finish, but with only 15 minutes or so of labor), so if you "want" homemade bread it usually takes a little planning, unlike when you want chocolate chip cookies which can be prepped and baked in about 30 minutes for near-instant gratification.

    Oh, like that.

    Well, no problem, because I don't have the ingredients for bread either.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Passerbye, do you play Minecraft single player or multiplayer or what?

    Do you use a public server or do you have a private server?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The difference is DoctorArch makes bread, and money, and regular Arch makes bugs explode.

    Yeah, but regular Arch is much more likely to be the governor of Vichy Infested Earth when the Zerg attack.

    When that happens, bread will be outlawed. We will eat our dead.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    yes

    i did the pvp

    thats part of the problem

    ive already explored the builds i wanted to lol

    Did you explore comedy builds.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hmn.

    Work.

    Or Minecraft.

    Or clothes shopping.

    Ugh, clothes shopping.

    Work blows. Use a bedsheet for a toga instead of shopping for clothes. play minecraft, in toga. Build the forum romanum.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    I give you bread:

    IMG_20120822_152308.jpg

    No you don't, you tease us with pictures of bread. :P

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I was thinking about gw2 but then they made diablo 3 way better so I'm just gonna see how that goes

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I was thinking about gw2 but then they made diablo 3 way better so I'm just gonna see how that goes

    Jeez Variable.

    JEEEEEEZ.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    "It's a way to get closer to your customers, to make sure you have a revenue. On PC it's only around five to seven per cent of the players who pay for F2P, but normally on PC it's only about five to seven per cent who pay anyway, the rest is pirated. It's around a 93-95 per cent piracy rate, so it ends up at about the same percentage. The revenue we get from the people who play is more long term, so we can continue to bring content."

    Now I'm deeply curious as to where Yves Guillemot got those numbers because I assumed his head was too far up his own ass to allow for numbers to be pulled out of it.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Passerbye, do you play Minecraft single player or multiplayer or what?

    Do you use a public server or do you have a private server?

    I've played both. Right now we don't have a server, usually Boy and I just LAN it up.

    Is there a particular server [chat] uses anymore?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
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    Ce n'est pas un pain.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Passerbye, do you play Minecraft single player or multiplayer or what?

    Do you use a public server or do you have a private server?

    I've played both. Right now we don't have a server, usually Boy and I just LAN it up.

    Is there a particular server [chat] uses anymore?

    Oh, I dunno about chat. I've just been playing on a server my friend runs. I've been thinking about hosting a private server somewhere though.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
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    Ce n'est pas un pain.

    C'est l'image d'un pain?

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hmn.

    Work.

    Or Minecraft.

    Or clothes shopping.

    Ugh, clothes shopping.

    Work blows. Use a bedsheet for a toga instead of shopping for clothes. play minecraft, in toga. Build the forum romanum.

    The thing is, I generally dislike clothes shopping (always too much pestering), but I like new clothes and I have money for them. And I'd like to get a new outfit for the PAX dinner. It's a conundrum.

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