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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Welp, I'm pretty sure I am going all nihilistic again. God that mood sucks.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Argh do I wanna build a really fast guy to blow up bases or a really defensive guy to heal and support allies or a long range artillery specialist to clear points on the map.

    Sarksus halp me build mechs.

    Is this for MWO or the tabletop thing.

    This is for an arcade game in Japan called Border Break. It communicates online with other arcade machines throughout Japan. Its a 10v10 mech game. You win by putting enough damage on the enemy base that it blows up. You capture nodes on the map that you can spawn at Battlefield style. There are 4 main mech roles assault (high speed general fighter), heavy gunner (big guns, artillery), support (healing, scout drones) and snipers (you know what snipers do). I just don't know what will be the best asset to my team. Like, at the end of the day only killing bases wins matches, and assaults are great at that. However its much easier to attack the enemy base and keep yours safe if you control all the spawns on the map so..its like...what to do!

    Are there pods you climb inside or is it just a thing you stand in front of.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Argh do I wanna build a really fast guy to blow up bases or a really defensive guy to heal and support allies or a long range artillery specialist to clear points on the map.

    Sarksus halp me build mechs.

    Is this for MWO or the tabletop thing.

    This is for an arcade game in Japan called Border Break. It communicates online with other arcade machines throughout Japan. Its a 10v10 mech game. You win by putting enough damage on the enemy base that it blows up. You capture nodes on the map that you can spawn at Battlefield style. There are 4 main mech roles assault (high speed general fighter), heavy gunner (big guns, artillery), support (healing, scout drones) and snipers (you know what snipers do). I just don't know what will be the best asset to my team. Like, at the end of the day only killing bases wins matches, and assaults are great at that. However its much easier to attack the enemy base and keep yours safe if you control all the spawns on the map so..its like...what to do!

    get last hits

    don't feed

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Although now that people can like your posts and there are badgers I can't leave until I GET A BUNCH OF THEM.
    i have so many agrees and likes

    and those are just the posts that get the recognition they deserve

    i feel one of yesterday's posts was slighted

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Aw, Sarah Jessica ain't ugly, y'all.

    DWnCm.jpg

    I really don't get the whole horse thing.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Look at those teeth, Mim. You could jump Sarah Jessica Parkers over those things.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Argh do I wanna build a really fast guy to blow up bases or a really defensive guy to heal and support allies or a long range artillery specialist to clear points on the map.

    Sarksus halp me build mechs.

    Is this for MWO or the tabletop thing.

    This is for an arcade game in Japan called Border Break. It communicates online with other arcade machines throughout Japan. Its a 10v10 mech game. You win by putting enough damage on the enemy base that it blows up. You capture nodes on the map that you can spawn at Battlefield style. There are 4 main mech roles assault (high speed general fighter), heavy gunner (big guns, artillery), support (healing, scout drones) and snipers (you know what snipers do). I just don't know what will be the best asset to my team. Like, at the end of the day only killing bases wins matches, and assaults are great at that. However its much easier to attack the enemy base and keep yours safe if you control all the spawns on the map so..its like...what to do!

    Are there pods you climb inside or is it just a thing you stand in front of.

    You sit on a chair, left hand holds a joystick with a thumbstick and a few buttons on it for movement, right hand holds what is literally a PC mouse, for aiming and shooting. After each match you unlock materials to upgrade your mechs and get new parts.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Argh do I wanna build a really fast guy to blow up bases or a really defensive guy to heal and support allies or a long range artillery specialist to clear points on the map.

    Sarksus halp me build mechs.

    Is this for MWO or the tabletop thing.

    This is for an arcade game in Japan called Border Break. It communicates online with other arcade machines throughout Japan. Its a 10v10 mech game, all players are humans. You win by putting enough damage on the enemy base that it blows up. You capture nodes on the map that you can spawn at Battlefield style. There are 4 main mech roles assault (high speed general fighter), heavy gunner (big guns, artillery), support (healing, scout drones) and snipers (you know what snipers do). I just don't know what will be the best asset to my team. Like, at the end of the day only killing bases wins matches, and assaults are great at that. However its much easier to attack the enemy base and keep yours safe if you control all the spawns on the map so..its like...what to do!

    Just pick whatever you're best at.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Aw, Sarah Jessica ain't ugly, y'all.

    She has nice skin and hair and eyes

    She was just cursed with terrible bone structure

    It's not her fault.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Look at those teeth, Mim. You could jump Sarah Jessica Parkers over those things.

    Some people have long teeth.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Look at those teeth, Mim. You could jump Sarah Jessica Parkers over those things.
    Sarah Jessica Parkours

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    You gonna watch The Carrie Diaries, mim?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Aw, Sarah Jessica ain't ugly, y'all.

    She has nice skin and hair and eyes

    She was just cursed with terrible bone structure

    It's not her fault.

    Is it the chin and nose that's making people make the comparisons?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Welp, I'm pretty sure I am going all nihilistic again. God that mood sucks.

    :l


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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Pick the small mech.

    I want MWO without paying $30.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Although now that people can like your posts and there are badgers I can't leave until I GET A BUNCH OF THEM.
    i have so many agrees and likes

    and those are just the posts that get the recognition they deserve

    i feel one of yesterday's posts was slighted
    Agrees by @Eddy don't count.

    He's an agree slut.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I bet she gives great muzzle. I'd ask her but I'm afraid she'd say neigh. I just don't think I could live anymore after declaring my unbridled love for her.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    mind-officially-blown-27.jpg?w=500&h=364

    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Look at those teeth, Mim. You could jump Sarah Jessica Parkers over those things.
    Sarah Jessica Parkours

    Why do I even bother!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mind-officially-blown-27.jpg?w=500&h=364

    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
    the secret is that everyone always starts off with seven

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    You gonna watch The Carrie Diaries, mim?

    NO.

    If I want Sex and the City goodness, I stick to the 6 seasons on DVD.

    If I want something similar to that but not quite there in terms of quality, then I watch the movies.

    After SatC2, I don't want to further tarnish my love for SatC: the television series.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I never really had nutella as a kid but all this talk of alternative spreads has me craving a peanut butter and fluff sandwich. :s

    ok, so I watched your video and found it incredible but I have to reply to this post instead


    FUCK. YES.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    [img]httpaskfhdsakhgasgdkpoop://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/mind-officially-blown-27.jpg?w=500&h=364[/img]

    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

    Because you hate David Copperfield.

    Sarksus on
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    Women vote with their ladydicks.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    That is a rather nsfw image up there...

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    sarah-jessica-parker-flight-of-the-navigator.jpg

    flight of the navigator

    deal with it

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is a rather nsfw image up there...

    Yeah, get that horse faced mollusk off the page!

    Lh96QHG.png
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mind-officially-blown-27.jpg?w=500&h=364

    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
    the secret is that everyone always starts off with seven

    I didn't get a three digit number and I did it twice. It also did not give me my age.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I bet that kid asked her if she liked it donkey style

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mind-officially-blown-27.jpg?w=500&h=364

    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

    I'm not getting a 3 digit number at the end. This either means that I'm jerking it too much or too little. Somebody needs to help me jerk it just the right amount.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    If Sarah Jessica had quit smoking earlier and gained some weight, she'd look a lot better than she does now, I'll give you that.

    But she's still pretty gorgeous to me.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is a rather nsfw image up there...

    Yeah, get that horse faced mollusk off the page!

    You know which one I am talking about.

    I work at a government job now...

    I'd like to be able to keep chatting...

    I wonder if there is a way to block all inlined images and videos from showing up at all...

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

    Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

    When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

    No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

    Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    finally got the god damned "Awww...yeah" trophy in KoL. Took forever.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    good-points-galore-18.jpg?w=500&h=636

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    That article makes Romney's just looking out for me, the little guy. He's trying to inspire me to do great things.
    Hillary Rodham Clinton told us that it takes a village, and Mitt Romney showed us how to populate a village with thriving offspring.

    I think I'll vote for Romney.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is a rather nsfw image up there...

    Yeah, get that horse faced mollusk off the page!

    You know which one I am talking about.

    I work at a government job now...

    I'd like to be able to keep chatting...

    I wonder if there is a way to block all inlined images and videos from showing up at all...

    I know! I can't keep having Sarah Jessica Parker showing up in my cache!

    Lh96QHG.png
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Like, Season 3 and 6 of SatC is hot Sarah Jessica.

    3 on is hot Kim Catrrall (what the fuck she did to her eyebrows in the first two seasons is beyond me)

    I've always liked Cynthia Nixon (crooked smile aside) and Kristen Davis though.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor gave me a good idea. Why not write a Chrome extension that photoshops tentacle monsters into each inline image so he doesn't get in trouble at work?

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