It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012
When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.
No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.
Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.
It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012
When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.
No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.
Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.
It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
But I do love Young Madonna. Especially the nude photography photos she did. She looks stunning in them and not because she's naked (though her boobs help)
It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012
When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.
No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.
Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.
It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!
It'll work if you put any positive integer in the 'fap' variable, assuming you're 99 years old or less.
If it doesn't work, you're doing the math wrong.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I wish Madonna would be a brunette again. The blonde is aging her.
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edited August 2012
it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"
CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
Sarah Jessica Parker is cute.
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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I believe the world would be vastly better if parts of HoN's community drowned at sea.
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Man, the hunter should have fucked up at least one raptor.
If having a nude photo show up in your web history will get you fired, I'd stay away from forums altogether just because of the possibility that some dick will go rogue and flood the board with penises.
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL
And Madonna is hot otherwise. Like, I love that she's in her 50s and still flashing her boobs.
it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"
You end up thinking...
kiwi-fruit
Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.
It assumes "Denmark", I presume?
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"
You end up thinking...
kiwi-fruit
Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.
It assumes "Denmark", I presume?
Yeah, it assumes Denmark is gonna be the first country people think of.
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL
When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL
When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.
women of a certain age often dress and act like they're actually of a certain age and not like they're 20 like Madonna.
I don't really want anything on the room service menu
but I don't really want to get dressed and drive anywhere
oh no
You can always call a delivery place and give them the address of your hotel. Most places will let the delivery guy go up to your room, and if not it's easier to take an elevator down than it is to drive there yourself.
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such a good movie.
Beat me to it.
That's just what a witch would say...
Except Madonna's arms.
Fuck those arms.
It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!
That article makes me feel greasy just for being the same gender as the author.
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You get a number that ends in your age no matter what number you pick for how many days you fap. That is the "joke."
baby jesus weeps at those arms.
But I do love Young Madonna. Especially the nude photography photos she did. She looks stunning in them and not because she's naked (though her boobs help)
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It'll work if you put any positive integer in the 'fap' variable, assuming you're 99 years old or less.
If it doesn't work, you're doing the math wrong.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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you simply appeared
Yesssss. Strong arms are good arms as long as they don't venture into Madonna territory.
You end up thinking...
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He arms do look like Skeletor's.
I know, I know!
but it somehow didn't work when I tried the second time with a number for 1 that wasn't true and then and then
and fuck you, I'm just gonna keep being stupid, become an engineer, and annoy you with this contradiction
And Madonna is hot otherwise. Like, I love that she's in her 50s and still flashing her boobs.
Just don't flash me those arms.
Well that was predictable.
Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.
It assumes "Denmark", I presume?
Yeah, it assumes Denmark is gonna be the first country people think of.
Could also not work with Djibouti.
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When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.
but I don't really want to get dressed and drive anywhere
oh no
women of a certain age often dress and act like they're actually of a certain age and not like they're 20 like Madonna.
You can always call a delivery place and give them the address of your hotel. Most places will let the delivery guy go up to your room, and if not it's easier to take an elevator down than it is to drive there yourself.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation