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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Welp time to make Kenny Powers in MLB 2012

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    102 mph fastball. That's it

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Gonna put all my points into the fastball. ALL OF THEM.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Any baseball game that doesn't include Kenny Powers mullets in CAP from now on is a fool

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    Craps is the only table worth going to, seriously.

    Might go back and roll Don't Pass, like a boss. Fuck all y'all.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's Walt who should have the big head, what with all the brains

    There is no correlation between intelligence and brain size among humans.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    OH FUCK YOU THERE IS NO MULLET OPTIONS!!?!?!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    OH FUCK YOU THERE IS NO MULLET OPTIONS!!?!?!

    QED - That game is a fool

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    OH FUCK YOU THERE IS NO MULLET OPTIONS!!?!?!

    QED - That game is a fool

    *sigh* I guess Kenny Powers is rocking the mop :(. Oh well. You should see my stat bars. Everything involving velocity is all the way up while everything involving control and stamina is all the way down. Good thing I am a closer.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    HAHAHA pitch location training. This is gonna be fun.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's Walt who should have the big head, what with all the brains

    There is no correlation between intelligence and brain size among humans.

    That can't possibly be true

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    OH FUCK YOU THERE IS NO MULLET OPTIONS!!?!?!

    QED - That game is a fool

    *sigh* I guess Kenny Powers is rocking the mop :(. Oh well. You should see my stat bars. Everything involving velocity is all the way up while everything involving control and stamina is all the way down. Good thing I am a closer.

    Is there a way to jack up his Ski-Doo riding ability, at the expense of his self awareness?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Shit. Summoned in the 9th with 2 runners on. First guy hits a ground ball right in front of the catcher then the next guy strikes out on three pitches. Maybe this approach works?

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's Walt who should have the big head, what with all the brains

    There is no correlation between intelligence and brain size among humans.

    That can't possibly be true

    Er wait.

    I'm thinking of head size.

    Size of different areas of the brain (probably) has some small correlation to what you're good at.

    But yeah, head size is meaningless. Sherlock Holmes was wrong.

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Alright [chat] I need another very important piece of help...

    I'm a switch hitter in the solo game... So what the fuck do I do now that I have a ring on my left hand?

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's Walt who should have the big head, what with all the brains

    There is no correlation between intelligence and brain size among humans.

    That can't possibly be true

    Er wait.

    I'm thinking of head size.

    Size of different areas of the brain (probably) has some small correlation to what you're good at.

    But yeah, head size is meaningless. Sherlock Holmes was wrong.

    the world would be a tiny bit more interesting if phrenology existed

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    I'm trying to have a really weird phase in my life.

    Especially if I'm leaving the country soon.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    I'm trying to have a really weird phase in my life.

    Especially if I'm leaving the country soon.

    Where you headed? Or just planning on getting out, no plan yet?

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I'm trying to have a really weird phase in my life.

    Especially if I'm leaving the country soon.

    Where you headed? Or just planning on getting out, no plan yet?

    England, it looks like. Probably London.

    I can get a five year visa with no work restrictions there, unlike here where I'm basically treated like an illegal mexican even though I'm white and everything and lived here my whole life.

    Greeper on
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Shit. Summoned in the 9th with 2 runners on. First guy hits a ground ball right in front of the catcher then the next guy strikes out on three pitches. Maybe this approach works?

    Kenny Powers? Ground balls?? Ground balls are for pussies! Strikeouts or bust

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    KENNY POWERS ALWAYS GOES FOR THE STRIKEOUTS!

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Shit. Summoned in the 9th with 2 runners on. First guy hits a ground ball right in front of the catcher then the next guy strikes out on three pitches. Maybe this approach works?

    Kenny Powers? Ground balls?? Ground balls are for pussies! Strikeouts or bust

    Hey man I threw him the heater! That shit was fucking hot man!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    goddamnit

    i was just on the cusp of consciousness, delightfully close to slumber, when someone knocks loudly on the door

    DELIVERY, CHEESESTEAKS FROM NEW ENGLAND PIZZA

    wrong address

    and now i'm awake :(

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I'm trying to have a really weird phase in my life.

    Especially if I'm leaving the country soon.

    Where you headed? Or just planning on getting out, no plan yet?

    England, it looks like. Probably London.

    I can get a five year visa with no work restrictions there, unlike here where I'm basically treated like an illegal mexican even though I'm white and everything and lived here my whole life.

    I wish I could just pick up and move. I'm so tired of this place. But definitely! Get weird! The best stories are the weirdest ones

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Prostitute and fireman are among the only two jobs not represented in my friendship circle.

    Does anybody actually know a fireman? I think they could be fictional
    Meanwhile 100% of all professions are not represented in my friendship circle

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Even Kenny Powers should learn how to throw a curveba- err I mean "Fastball that moves a ton and doesn't go as fast (but still pretty fast)"

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Prostitute and fireman are among the only two jobs not represented in my friendship circle.

    Does anybody actually know a fireman? I think they could be fictional
    Meanwhile 100% of all professions are not represented in my friendship circle

    This post was from 40 pages ago!

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I'm trying to have a really weird phase in my life.

    Especially if I'm leaving the country soon.

    Where you headed? Or just planning on getting out, no plan yet?

    England, it looks like. Probably London.

    I can get a five year visa with no work restrictions there, unlike here where I'm basically treated like an illegal mexican even though I'm white and everything and lived here my whole life.

    I wish I could just pick up and move. I'm so tired of this place. But definitely! Get weird! The best stories are the weirdest ones

    I've never done it before, though, I'm nervous. (About picking up and moving and being weird)

    I'm going to go on a date with a former heroin addict soon though, that's almost certainly going to be a fun story.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    So I'm gathering I should check out eastbound and down sometime huh?

    Keep meaning to.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    mcdermott wrote: »
    So I'm gathering I should check out eastbound and down sometime huh?

    Keep meaning to.

    It's such a simple concept, but almost entirely fantastic. Danny McBride can only play one character but Kenny Powers is pretty much the exact best one he can be. The first season could've easily been a movie, and a good one

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    So out of 11 batters I faced, I have 7 strikeouts so far.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Organichu wrote: »

    o god

    you know i went to school in lubbock

    bunch of goddamn hicks

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    WHEN THE UN COMES KNOCKING

    I'LL BE STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF MY ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIER

    AND I'LL SAY OH, NO YOU DON'T

    well

    so long as you have some seasoned veterans

    800k worth or so

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