I do love me some good wings. But challenge eating is dumb. Just give me some delicious wings. The geese can enjoy the dubious victory of shitting fire.
I do love me some good wings. But challenge eating is dumb. Just give me some delicious wings. The geese can enjoy the dubious victory of shitting fire.
Also, boneless wings are bullshit.
You enjoy your sticky fingers and balled-up wad of napkins, all stained with red like you just jerked off one time too many
I will enjoy eating my boneless wings like a grown-ass man!
Yeah, you enjoy your bullshit "wings" that are actually just breaded breast strips and are completely lacking in the richness that dark meat cooked on the bone has. If I wanted breast meat, I wouldn't be ordering wings. Since I DO want wing meat, I put on my big boy pants and eat it off the bone. And if I'm still hungry? I ORDER MORE WINGS.
Yeah, you enjoy your bullshit "wings" that are actually just breaded breast strips and are completely lacking in the richness that dark meat cooked on the bone has. If I wanted breast meat, I wouldn't be ordering wings. Since I DO want wing meat, I put on my big boy pants and eat it off the bone. And if I'm still hungry? I ORDER MORE WINGS.
I actually don't like dark meat (on the bone or off, I can't even tell the difference), I prefer breast meat and if I can get it without the minor inconvenience of having to gnaw it off the bone than that's even better.
Yeah, you enjoy your bullshit "wings" that are actually just breaded breast strips and are completely lacking in the richness that dark meat cooked on the bone has. If I wanted breast meat, I wouldn't be ordering wings. Since I DO want wing meat, I put on my big boy pants and eat it off the bone. And if I'm still hungry? I ORDER MORE WINGS.
Don't forget your big-boy bib
Because nothing says "I'm an adult" like "I'm going to sloppily smear a severed limb along my face, letting the grease and sauce splatter where they fall, until I look like a hilarious Christmas card my parents should send out"
Fuck breading on wings. It is the simplest way to tell if a joint don't know what they're doing. Take Hooter's. They excell at moderately edible food for the clueless, and they bread their wings.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
We had a little shithole bar in Florida called Buffalo Chips that used to have the best fucking wings.
Yeah, you enjoy your bullshit "wings" that are actually just breaded breast strips and are completely lacking in the richness that dark meat cooked on the bone has. If I wanted breast meat, I wouldn't be ordering wings. Since I DO want wing meat, I put on my big boy pants and eat it off the bone. And if I'm still hungry? I ORDER MORE WINGS.
Don't forget your big-boy bib
Because nothing says "I'm an adult" like "I'm going to sloppily smear a severed limb along my face, letting the grease and sauce splatter where they fall, until I look like a hilarious Christmas card my parents should send out"
It's okay that you need the culinary equivalent of training wheels because you can't stomach real food yet. So many fussy geese in here afraid to get a little messy for some good food. You probably also prefer boneless riblets to some beautiful baby back ribs because you're afraid of getting your widdle hands messy.
in case while on the beach you want to eat at a place where FINALLY you can see some cleavage
I've eaten there several times. I never eat the wings though, Hooters wings are not very good.
but but
there are so many great places there!
There's a pizza place there in the little downtown piece that has the best new york style I've ever had
and their pepperoni is nice and spicy so its relevant!
Definitely. I lived in Fort Myers for almost 20 years so I've eaten on Fort Myers beach hundreds of times. Been to the Hooters 4 maybe 5 times total, always because I was with friends who wanted to eat there.
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
the thing about getting dirty is you can always get clean again
Yeah, you enjoy your bullshit "wings" that are actually just breaded breast strips and are completely lacking in the richness that dark meat cooked on the bone has. If I wanted breast meat, I wouldn't be ordering wings. Since I DO want wing meat, I put on my big boy pants and eat it off the bone. And if I'm still hungry? I ORDER MORE WINGS.
Don't forget your big-boy bib
Because nothing says "I'm an adult" like "I'm going to sloppily smear a severed limb along my face, letting the grease and sauce splatter where they fall, until I look like a hilarious Christmas card my parents should send out"
It's okay that you need the culinary equivalent of training wheels because you can't stomach real food yet. So many fussy geese in here afraid to get a little messy for some good food. You probably also prefer boneless riblets to some beautiful baby back ribs because you're afraid of getting your widdle hands messy.
Man.
Maybe some people just want to eat breaded breast strips in sauce.
It does not seem like a "wrong" food to eat.
I mean you may think some people's stated reasons are silly but still
I've discovered this happens to me a lot, where I will decide I will take a hard-line stance on something patently ridiculous, and then halfheartedly get dragged into a way more serious argument than i had planned
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Also, boneless wings are bullshit.
You enjoy your sticky fingers and balled-up wad of napkins, all stained with red like you just jerked off one time too many
I will enjoy eating my boneless wings like a grown-ass man!
Except for Ethiopian, but then I secretly just use the Injera as a napkin and gobble away the evidence.
and therefore I tend to not eat much wings
I actually don't like dark meat (on the bone or off, I can't even tell the difference), I prefer breast meat and if I can get it without the minor inconvenience of having to gnaw it off the bone than that's even better.
Don't forget your big-boy bib
Because nothing says "I'm an adult" like "I'm going to sloppily smear a severed limb along my face, letting the grease and sauce splatter where they fall, until I look like a hilarious Christmas card my parents should send out"
you know
in case while on the beach you want to eat at a place where FINALLY you can see some cleavage
Just sometimes, a man wants to eat with a fork
Or alternately, sometimes a man wants a chicken finger, but still wishes to experience wing sauce
I've eaten there several times. I never eat the wings though, Hooters wings are not very good.
no shh he is legend
I.. I need to try this with thighs
but but
there are so many great places there!
There's a pizza place there in the little downtown piece that has the best new york style I've ever had
and their pepperoni is nice and spicy so its relevant!
It's okay that you need the culinary equivalent of training wheels because you can't stomach real food yet. So many fussy geese in here afraid to get a little messy for some good food. You probably also prefer boneless riblets to some beautiful baby back ribs because you're afraid of getting your widdle hands messy.
and i've read superman vs. goku threads
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Definitely. I lived in Fort Myers for almost 20 years so I've eaten on Fort Myers beach hundreds of times. Been to the Hooters 4 maybe 5 times total, always because I was with friends who wanted to eat there.
I forgive you then. :P
can you?
sorry i ain't ever had a wing good enough to justify the inconvenience of eating it
i just want chicken covered in some sauce man
Man.
Maybe some people just want to eat breaded breast strips in sauce.
It does not seem like a "wrong" food to eat.
I mean you may think some people's stated reasons are silly but still
maybe some people just want a thing
I've discovered this happens to me a lot, where I will decide I will take a hard-line stance on something patently ridiculous, and then halfheartedly get dragged into a way more serious argument than i had planned
this may take the crown for my most apathetically fought war yet!
but i'll fight it
I really am :bz
Finally, a sentiment all can agree on
Shit, now I want some right now
But yknow what, YOLO