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Let's Play They Bleed Pixels: Set 3 -- Huge metal chains are a girl's best friend
joshofalltrades
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So, my life is like a fart right now and I have been told to find an outlet for my anger and anxiety.
My first thought was to LP the new I Wanna Be The Guy: Gaiden, but that isn't finding an outlet so much as going up to an electrical substation just after getting out of the pool and holding as many loose and frayed wires as possible while licking the ones that are sparking.
Instead, I decided to try something totally new to me: a blind LP of a difficult platformer. One just popped up on my radar called They Bleed Pixels. It is a Lovecraftian beat-em-up platformer with a one-button context-sensitive moveset and spikes that will totally fucking kill you all over the place.
So the videos will be heavily edited, as usual, negating the terribad parts of a blind LP (the awkward silence while the LPer looks around for what in the hell they're supposed to do). Don't worry though! I will still leave in every fascinating death and every rage episode where you can hear my teeth grinding in the mic so you can mock me and tell me what a terrible gamer I am and how easy it actually is to do and you could show us all if you just had my personality. It's okay. Just accept it and move on.
I actually have no earthly clue how long this game is but I guess we'll find out together! It will be a fascinating journey of fun and discovery for the whole family (disclaimer: by the middle of the LP, you may want to escort women and children and those with a delicate constitution out of the room -- they are no longer part of our "fascinating journey of fun and discovery", nor "the whole family" at that point).
Here are the sets:
Set 1: Somebody get that book a maxi pad
Set 2 (sort of): HAIL SATAN LORD OF DARKNESS
Set 2 (for real): I want to kill the person who first put slippery surfaces in platformers
Set 3: Huge metal chains are a girl's best friend
My first thought was to LP the new I Wanna Be The Guy: Gaiden, but that isn't finding an outlet so much as going up to an electrical substation just after getting out of the pool and holding as many loose and frayed wires as possible while licking the ones that are sparking.
Instead, I decided to try something totally new to me: a blind LP of a difficult platformer. One just popped up on my radar called They Bleed Pixels. It is a Lovecraftian beat-em-up platformer with a one-button context-sensitive moveset and spikes that will totally fucking kill you all over the place.
So the videos will be heavily edited, as usual, negating the terribad parts of a blind LP (the awkward silence while the LPer looks around for what in the hell they're supposed to do). Don't worry though! I will still leave in every fascinating death and every rage episode where you can hear my teeth grinding in the mic so you can mock me and tell me what a terrible gamer I am and how easy it actually is to do and you could show us all if you just had my personality. It's okay. Just accept it and move on.
I actually have no earthly clue how long this game is but I guess we'll find out together! It will be a fascinating journey of fun and discovery for the whole family (disclaimer: by the middle of the LP, you may want to escort women and children and those with a delicate constitution out of the room -- they are no longer part of our "fascinating journey of fun and discovery", nor "the whole family" at that point).
Here are the sets:
Set 1: Somebody get that book a maxi pad
Set 2 (sort of): HAIL SATAN LORD OF DARKNESS
Set 2 (for real): I want to kill the person who first put slippery surfaces in platformers
Set 3: Huge metal chains are a girl's best friend
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You could say I did the same thing with VVVVVV, but really I just don't want to keep doing the same thing over and over again. But no, relaxing doesn't enter into it.
Anyway, the first set is up now.
Not just anybody
You know I need someone
Also I think you might just hate yourself a bit, perhaps you just need to play some sort of horse brushing game for a while.
Are you brushing the horses with bloody spikes
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My video capture was possessed and required an exorcist
I will post it as a subset because it was too damn weird and freaky
What the hell is this game doing to my computer
Am I the only one seeing this
Your computer has apparently opened some sort of portal into hell, it might be best if you take it outside and burn it, than douse the ashes with holy water.
The voice commentary is again subpar but that couldn't be helped, because what I was able to salvage had such low gain that amplifying it made it clip pretty terribly. Still, it is not as bad as it could be. I don't expect to get Retsuperae'd for it.
Also, for some reason the track I salvaged didn't have the audio from the game in it. So I had to go back and find out what the music was for each level I played and drop them in manually, and make sure the loops weren't broken. Unfortunately I am too lazy to add the sound effects from the game one by one into a 30+ minute video, so that sucks, but whatever. You get quality video, my voice and the music that was originally intended for each level. And it took a shitload of work so I don't want to hear whining. Especially from @Rent
This one's longer than the first set, so it'll take some time to encode and upload, but it will be done soon. I've already finished the editing and that took hours.
You guys know I love you
That's why I'm doing this
Because I love you more than I love me
You might need to invent some new swears to properly show your displeasure if it keeps getting increasing hard at the same rate.
PS - Was there ever a sixth part of VVVVVV?
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And you can die on the level select screen.
ok
(I secretly made this LP for you I hope you like it can I give you a backrub)
whatevs
whats up with you, havent been here for months
also might want to change the thread title to reflect the new set uploaded
ed: oh wait you did I saw three links so i thought you uploaded three sets
rent's protips
also holy fuck the new blip.tv aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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And don't feel obligated to watch an LP if you don't anymore, seriously
WHAT.
*googles*
Oh my goodness.
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