General Omar N. Bradley commanded American ground forces in Germany during World War II, and he witnessed some of mankind's most debased savagery. Bradley once said: "If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner."
Dru, when you die, I hope your coffin is made out of hundreds of these things. Then you can arrange to be hurled out of a plane at 10,000 feet, crash-land intact into your reserved plot with mind-blowing aeronautical precision, and exit this world in a way that overwrites every remaining memory of Super Dave Osborne.
speed racer and I just literally spent an hour talking about furbies
the conversation has been recorded but this whole timeline is fucking terrifying and is probably the most legitimate case I've ever heard/made for the mayan apocalypse
one year I was ALL ABOUT getting a creepy crawlers kit for christmas, like I was SUPER PUMPED and stuff
and then I had a horrible nightmare about all the fake bugs comin' for me and I freaked out and told my parents noooooo I don't want the creepy crawlers
I found out later that they had already purchased one, but then they'd taken it back to the store after my freakout
I received one the next Christmas; apparently I needed a year to un-freak myself
one year I was ALL ABOUT getting a creepy crawlers kit for christmas, like I was SUPER PUMPED and stuff
and then I had a horrible nightmare about all the fake bugs comin' for me and I freaked out and told my parents noooooo I don't want the creepy crawlers
I found out later that they had already purchased one, but then they'd taken it back to the store after my freakout
I received one the next Christmas; apparently I needed a year to un-freak myself
My brother stabbed himself through the hand while trying to get a creepy crawler out of the mold.
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Pogs!
Or, shit, what else was big back then? Yoyos for some reason. What else? I dunno. It was all obliterated by pokemon cards anyway.
finally chalked it up to pop music, I think
would you pay money for that first part?
Depends on who I could get to help me out.
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Upon opening the box, you recoil in horror as nothing but an enormous hairball rolls out.
that and cats meant it was always going off
you're alone, you hear voices
you know what it is, you're not scared
you're not
you peer around the door frame
you thought you last saw it facing the other way but no it is facing you
and
it
sees
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
Guess I secretly majored in Furbish
Dru, when you die, I hope your coffin is made out of hundreds of these things. Then you can arrange to be hurled out of a plane at 10,000 feet, crash-land intact into your reserved plot with mind-blowing aeronautical precision, and exit this world in a way that overwrites every remaining memory of Super Dave Osborne.
i might buy one tomorrow
People didn't like furbies?
I fucking LOVED furbies.
I hope he liked his time in the spotlight
We need to lock Uriel in a Level 3 Contagion Zone before he spreads the infection.
And now, they have returned. I guess shit really is cyclical dawgs.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Actually on second thought, it was probably a feature.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
the conversation has been recorded but this whole timeline is fucking terrifying and is probably the most legitimate case I've ever heard/made for the mayan apocalypse
my reaction
My mom had to throw the Furby away because no one in the house wanted to be in the same room as it.
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
and then I had a horrible nightmare about all the fake bugs comin' for me and I freaked out and told my parents noooooo I don't want the creepy crawlers
I found out later that they had already purchased one, but then they'd taken it back to the store after my freakout
I received one the next Christmas; apparently I needed a year to un-freak myself
MAKE THEM BOYS GO CRAZY
Those never went away. You can still get them just about anywhere that sells toys.
tdot is himself a furby
My brother stabbed himself through the hand while trying to get a creepy crawler out of the mold.