TDOT, when you hear a Furby come to life on it's own in the middle of the night, borne unto consciousness by some unknown dark current, and hear it mutter some eldritch curse in a saccharine sweet simulated voice...
Sometimes, when I'm alone, and when I start to drift off to sleep, with the lights off...
When all is quiet and well with the world...
Uh sah pina! Heheheh!
The illusion is lost, and I see the world's true heart, trapped within the dark tendrils of a monstrous beast, whose eyes never cease to stare at the scuttling creatures above, its gaze fixed in a perpetual dull hunger.
Hey, I got one of the originals back when they first came out. I wanted one, but because they were so hard to find and I had contingency plans, I ended up with, like, 5.
If you are willing to be at a store hours early before a black friday deal, things can be easy to get.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
My sister's furby's sound chip got corrupted and it started making devil noises.
I knew it must have happened to other people!
This is a thread of nightmares
A friend of mine had two furbies, and she paid the price for her hubris
One day she left the two of them facing each other in her room and when she returned later... they both had their mouths locked open, just going "UNNNNGGGG" in a low, constant rumble
She removed the batteries and put them away forever
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
a friend of mine has a furby that he peeled all the fur off of
it is horrifying
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sponoMining for Nose DiamondsBooger CoveRegistered Userregular
god dammit shorty
your post made me look at pictures of hairless cats
I genuinely do not see the problem with Furbies. It's just a silly bandwagon to say they're creepy or whatever.
This is as dumb as someone saying that people only like a restaurant that they personally don't like because they're just joining some bandwagon. When I say I find them creepy and absurd, I mean that I find them creepy and absurd. Not that hey everyone else is saying this so I will also to try and fit in. Because as you know, I am so very concerned about fitting in and seeming cool.
The Sphynx being hypoallergenic is kinda like
a complex issue
because you aren't really allergic to the fur, you're allergic to a protein called Fel d 1, which is in spit and glands in the skin. So you have a good chance of actually re-acting worse to Sphynx's than with other cats. But there are people who are allergic to other cats but claim to be fine with hairless cats, but it's suggested that may just be the person adapting to the cat and becoming less allergic through prolonged contact.
Source: My own research over many years of lusting over sphynx cats
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and still have room for all the electronics?
it's a little overblown but they're definitely a little creepy-looking, especially the old ones with the mechanical eyeballs
jerky motion, rolls its eyes around a lot, literally speaks in tongues
were it not for the cutesy marketing they'd seem pretty dang unsettling
http://www.audioentropy.com/
It...
It changes you.
but it started for a reason
http://www.audioentropy.com/
it was them interacting with people like space jam
the murderer was a furless furby that was snapping peoples' necks with its teeny tiny beak
When all is quiet and well with the world...
Uh sah pina! Heheheh!
The illusion is lost, and I see the world's true heart, trapped within the dark tendrils of a monstrous beast, whose eyes never cease to stare at the scuttling creatures above, its gaze fixed in a perpetual dull hunger.
If you are willing to be at a store hours early before a black friday deal, things can be easy to get.
I knew it must have happened to other people!
it is horrifying
your post made me look at pictures of hairless cats
@swill what is the deal with hairless cats?
This is as dumb as someone saying that people only like a restaurant that they personally don't like because they're just joining some bandwagon. When I say I find them creepy and absurd, I mean that I find them creepy and absurd. Not that hey everyone else is saying this so I will also to try and fit in. Because as you know, I am so very concerned about fitting in and seeming cool.
that doesn't sound like a nightmare
that sounds like the best hard boiled police procedural since law and order
You can’t sleep – the room seems brighter than it should be for 2 a.m.
You roll over to see the source of the illumination
The half dead stare of a pair of electronic eyes that are focused solely upon you stares back
The room is too dark, and the eyes are too bright
Those eyes
Those unrelenting, unyielding, unwavering eyes
You freeze in abject horror trying your best to see what Lovecraftian terror could possibly poses such nightmarish parts
But the room is too dark
And those eyes are too bright
As a cold sweat breaks over you, you barely manage to squeak out a question you expect to go unanswered
“....h-hello?”
“U NYE WAY LOH NEE WAY BYE BYE WOAAAAAAHHHH”
Those horrible screeching sounds are foreign to you - and yet they sound so familiar
It is almost as if-
And then you realise
This is the song that will end the world.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
Furby, you understand how everything in this world fits together except people
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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This reminds me of the exocomps on Star Trek.
He has no friends.
Some people are allergic to cat hair or dander yet still want to own a cat.
Hairless cats have been selectively bred for this purpose.
Then some people like the breed and get one despite not being allergic.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
who is the intern who photoshops furbys all day and where do i go to apply for their job
behind you
I've got a friend who has a hairless cat
this is the same friend who used to joke about getting a hairless cat and tattooing flames down the side like a hotrod
a complex issue
because you aren't really allergic to the fur, you're allergic to a protein called Fel d 1, which is in spit and glands in the skin. So you have a good chance of actually re-acting worse to Sphynx's than with other cats. But there are people who are allergic to other cats but claim to be fine with hairless cats, but it's suggested that may just be the person adapting to the cat and becoming less allergic through prolonged contact.
Source: My own research over many years of lusting over sphynx cats
i pity them and detest them alternatively
I'd cuddle the shit out of a hairless cat