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I am stuck under a bridge with four of my closest friends

T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATEDNAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
edited September 2012 in Social Entropy++
We may die tonight

We were at a toga party

We are underneath an overpass with nobody and no cabs and no transit

I am so scared and we are so alone.
I would like you all to know I appreciate everyone in this forum. In case I get mugged or die tonight

Please talk about your scary experiences here

T4CT on
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I once pooped in a restroom at a ferry terminal.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    you guys should fuck

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    toga! toga! toga!

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Is there torrential downpour or something preventing you from just walking?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    The Blair witch project 3: the cursed toga party

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    complete toga induced surprise was achieved

  • GaryOGaryO Registered User regular
    Is there a troll under the bridge preventing you from leaving unless you answer a riddle?

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    They are really goats dressed in a toga
    Is the riddle a 4chan meme?

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Answer these riddles three!

    Who are you, why are you here, and what are you wearing?!

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    So two of my friends are female to male trans guys. One of them isn't even on testosterone yet and looks all sorts of male. Like, I'm just amazed at how masculine his body is. I mean I guess the best scenario would have been to be born as the correct sex, but when you don't need much help in the way of hormones, well that's pretty lucky.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i saw the worlds cutest lesbian couple at work yesterday

    all i could do was furtively glance and go holy balls that is sweet

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Flying in a helicopter over Ramadi made me nervous.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Someone on these forums posted pictures of Avengers-themed Krispy Kreme donuts

    But when I went to the Krispy Kreme to get some...

    They had no clue what I was talking about!

    I fear they may have been fake or something

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Whyther on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    that ain't no place for no hero

    that ain't no place for no

    better man

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Someone on these forums posted pictures of Avengers-themed Krispy Kreme donuts

    But when I went to the Krispy Kreme to get some...

    They had no clue what I was talking about!

    I fear they may have been fake or something

    maybe they were at dunkin donuts

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    I am so scared all we have are the sheets we are wearing

  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    and a phone that you are using to post on the internet?

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    This is a weird thread right here.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Kill one of your friends and wear their skin. Not only will you be warmer, but any potential mugger will go 'whoa, that's sort of messed up', and then not mug you.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Flying in a helicopter over Ramadi made me nervous.

    I remember Ramadi

    well, hearing about it

    our boys were always most worried about driving through Fallujah proper

    so they had to drive the long way around to Taqqadum

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Man shorty I had one of my dreams last night were the army kidnaps me and makes me deploy again.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    So are you still under the same bridge? If you walk at three miles per hour you can get three miles away from there in an hour and across town in six! Also you should look for a Denny's because I could really go for some Denny's right now, but I'll have to settle for you going and telling me about it.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Being in a large group and getting assaulted by drunken skinheads in Florence, Italy only to have half the group just flip-out and RUN so that we were lost in a foreign country in the middle of the night was pretty damn scary.

    And because I was one of the only kids who kept his shit together and had some sense of direction all the responsibility of getting us back to the hotel fell on me.

    After all that and not one of the ladies in the group gave me a break and threw me some "thank god we're alive!" make-out-times.

    It was the worst.

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Kill one of your friends and wear their skin. Not only will you be warmer, but any potential mugger will go 'whoa, that's sort of messed up', and then not mug you.

    what if they try to mug him for the skin

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Someone on these forums posted pictures of Avengers-themed Krispy Kreme donuts

    But when I went to the Krispy Kreme to get some...

    They had no clue what I was talking about!

    I fear they may have been fake or something


    They have Avenger themed pizzas at work

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Someone on these forums posted pictures of Avengers-themed Krispy Kreme donuts

    But when I went to the Krispy Kreme to get some...

    They had no clue what I was talking about!

    I fear they may have been fake or something

    maybe they were at dunkin donuts

    Nah man

    http://cdn.informabtl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/arte-donas.jpg

    Though with that pic I just found, maybe they just weren't in the U.S.?

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    t4ct if you can't call somebody to pick you up and you seriously think you are in danger then call the cops

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    So...

    wait, how did this happen exactly?

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Kill one of your friends and wear their skin. Not only will you be warmer, but any potential mugger will go 'whoa, that's sort of messed up', and then not mug you.

    what if they try to mug him for the skin

    Then give them the skin, let them go away, and then kill another of your friends. People who mug people for skin are probably rare, and he's got 4 friends.

    Also calling the police is a legit tactic when you are stuck and feel threatened.

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    mike nobody is impressed god get over yourself
    if you die can I have your games

  • SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    How exactly did you end up under an overpass after a toga party, and what city are we talking about?
    Also if you die, can I have your stuff?

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    If you're posting about this on the forums you presumably have the resources to do something else about it other than post on the forums.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    The Blair witch project 3: the cursed toga party
    submitted for the approval of the midnight society

    t4ct and the haunted toga

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    T4CT

    Toga 4: Cursed Togas

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    We may die tonight

    We were at a toga party

    We are underneath an overpass with nobody and no cabs and no transit

    I am so scared and we are so alone.
    I would like you all to know I appreciate everyone in this forum. In case I get mugged or die tonight

    Please talk about your scary experiences here

    Scary recent experience.

    the girl I was having sex with passed out (drugs and alcohol mix), and I was unable to wake her up by any means.... I was at her flat, it was 3 am, I had to be at work at 8am.... I needed her awake so she could open the lobby door of the building.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ^^ there's so much wrong with that story right there

    also I thought this was gonna be some kind of hypothetical situation thread. Like, "If you were stuck under a bridge with four of your closest friends, which one would you a) bone first, b) eat first, c) send for help."

    how do you even get stuck under a bridge anyway.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    t4ct if you can't call somebody to pick you up and you seriously think you are in danger then call the cops

    if you're still stuck there do this

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