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do you use your phone on the toilet?

Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
edited September 2012 in Social Entropy++
not like call people but just textin/browsin/tweetin
I do, I even dropped my phone right in there once. what a waste.

so do you, plz share

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i am pooping right now

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    everyone does

    if you forget your phone, you end up having to read the back of the shampoo bottle

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    nah
    my toilet is kind of busted and if you're not careful you and the seat just slide right off the edge
    you gotta have both hands on deck and be paying attention, gotta get that balance just right

    also
    i don't think i have every spent long enough on the toilet to accomplish anything viz. texting/browsing/tweeting

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    my friend said I was gross for doing that

    now who is the gross one zach

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Local H Jay wrote: »
    my friend said I was gross for doing that

    now who is the gross one zach

    Apparently you and two other people.
    I am just jealous because my phone doesn't have anything interesting that I could do with it while I am on the toilet. I probably wouldn't anyway, but the option would be nice.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    no

    gross

    fuckin

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    why would you bring a phone to the toilet?

    seems like a waste when I have my home theatre setup right there

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    i do this every time i go to the bathroom
    every
    damn
    time

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    for sure

    sometimes i spend longer on the phone than i did doin my business

    one time my roommate went to poop and then i didn't see him for the rest of the night
    he got caught up playin some game on his tablet

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    existexist Registered User regular
    yes

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    no

    I don't read or watch anything on the toilet

    I do my poops and walk out

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    I have replied to many texts with "sure, just let me finish up with this poop"

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    at least people use phones now

    I remember when people would talk about browsing their fucking laptops while pooping

    all frying their balls and shit

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    I have taken calls to answer "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARGHey what's up"

    splash

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    ...

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    I'll play tetris on occasion. just about the only thing my shitty dumbphone is good for.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    -Tal wrote: »
    at least people use phones now

    I remember when people would talk about browsing their fucking laptops while pooping

    all frying their balls and shit

    I just put mine on a little chair.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    at least people use phones now

    I remember when people would talk about browsing their fucking laptops while pooping

    all frying their balls and shit

    I just put mine on a little chair.

    why

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    at least people use phones now

    I remember when people would talk about browsing their fucking laptops while pooping

    all frying their balls and shit

    I just put mine on a little chair.

    why

    Well, the chair was already there in the bathroom. And I didn't want to put it on my lap.

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    JandaruJandaru New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    if you forget your phone, you end up having to read the back of the shampoo bottle

    Why is there shampoo in your toilet?

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    really if you have to be in there long enough that you have to do stuff on your phone you need to eat more fiber

    and if you choose to sit there for an hour you're gonna get butt problems

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I've posted from the loo before.

    The best is when I've posted from work. Whilst on the loo.

    LIKE A BOSS

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    I have taken calls to answer "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARGHey what's up"

    splash

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3g8Xnf7LI

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I read National Geographic while I'm on the toilet.

    However sometimes I have to pee in the middle of a phone call and then yeah, I pretty much just pee and keep talking - because honestly the only people I talk to for so long that I have to pee during a phone call are not people who are gonna care.

    This is not a weird thing I think.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I play my ds while on the toliet and before I go to bed
    I can only think of a few times I have used the phone while going to the bathroom

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    No, I use your phone on the toilet.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    All my best posts are mid-squeeze

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    yeah man who don't

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    when I was a little kid I'd bring a whole bunch of books and spend like an hour sitting on the toilet reading them

    good times

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    chidonachidona Registered User regular
    How did you drop the phone in the toilet? Are you still using when wiping, because that's too bleeding-edge for me.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    chidona wrote: »
    How did you drop the phone in the toilet? Are you still using when wiping, because that's too bleeding-edge for me.

    But the iPhone has smooth edges!

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    ThePrimmThePrimm Registered User regular
    What else am i going to do while going to the bathroom at work?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Maybe they use the camera to confirm that they're done wiping.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Jandaru wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    if you forget your phone, you end up having to read the back of the shampoo bottle

    Why is there shampoo in your toilet?

    Because my toilet is in the bathroom.

    Where the bath is.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I love the bogus science-esque bullshit that always seems to be on the back of shampoo bottles.

    Sham-science?

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    in response to original post: no.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    don't you get bored

    pooping doesn't really require 100% of your attention

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    having just got a galaxy s3

    i will be poop phone posting a whole bunch, yes sir

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    FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    don't you get bored

    pooping doesn't really require 100% of your attention

    then you are not pooping correctly, a real-man poop takes a great ammount of concentration and tuning of all the senses, specially if you are a particularly hairy man, I hope I dont have to go into details.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    don't you get bored

    pooping doesn't really require 100% of your attention

    look i mean, i'm as ADD as the next hyperactive internet generation brat
    but all I can think when i read this is that some people here really should be eating more fibre because pooping shouldn't take so long you get bored

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