As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

I am stuck under a bridge with four of my closest friends

2456

Posts

  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    ^^ there's so much wrong with that story right there

    also I thought this was gonna be some kind of hypothetical situation thread. Like, "If you were stuck under a bridge with four of your closest friends, which one would you a) bone first, b) eat first, c) send for help."

    how do you even get stuck under a bridge anyway.

    It had a happy ending though, I managed to sneak out, I could sleep a couple of hours before work, and the girl is still alive (thumbs up emoticon)

    PS: I dont know how to make emoticons.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well thank goodness you made it to work on time.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.

    E: I'm not sure if Fantomas is joking.

    Mayday on
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    Mayday wrote: »
    Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.

    If you dont have a partner that would be pretty normal. :^:

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    gonna assume that tact got eaten by trolls

    0BnD8l3.gif
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    t4ct don't die

    I need your hosting

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    How was he unable to call a taxi?

  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    Man I would be so embarrassed if that was the last post I ever made

    xet8c.gif


  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    How was he unable to call a taxi?

    No cash to pay for it?

    Oh brilliant
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sal wrote: »
    Man I would be so embarrassed if that was the last post I ever made

    I think if it were the last post you ever made it probably means you've got some bigger problems than being judged by SE.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Sal wrote: »
    Man I would be so embarrassed if that was the last post I ever made

    I think if it were the last post you ever made it probably means you've got some bigger problems than being judged by SE.

    SE++ is serious business. It is my legacy.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Nope

    ain't no problems bigger than whether or not I think you're a cool dude

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Nope

    ain't no problems bigger than whether or not I think you're a cool dude

    What about the women on the board?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Nope

    ain't no problems bigger than whether or not I think you're a cool dude

    What about the women on the board?

    are you saying women can't be dudes???

    ... this is gonna REALLY FUCK with my Big Lebowski halloween costume.

  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    FANTOMAS wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    We may die tonight

    We were at a toga party

    We are underneath an overpass with nobody and no cabs and no transit

    I am so scared and we are so alone.
    I would like you all to know I appreciate everyone in this forum. In case I get mugged or die tonight

    Please talk about your scary experiences here

    Scary recent experience.

    the girl I was having sex with passed out (drugs and alcohol mix), and I was unable to wake her up by any means.... I was at her flat, it was 3 am, I had to be at work at 8am.... I needed her awake so she could open the lobby door of the building.

    what the fuck is this shit

    sig-1.jpg
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Nope

    ain't no problems bigger than whether or not I think you're a cool dude

    What about the women on the board?

    Cool ladydudes

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Well thank goodness you made it to work on time.

    yeah, he clearly doesn't get it

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Berk wrote: »
    FANTOMAS wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    We may die tonight

    We were at a toga party

    We are underneath an overpass with nobody and no cabs and no transit

    I am so scared and we are so alone.
    I would like you all to know I appreciate everyone in this forum. In case I get mugged or die tonight

    Please talk about your scary experiences here

    Scary recent experience.

    the girl I was having sex with passed out (drugs and alcohol mix), and I was unable to wake her up by any means.... I was at her flat, it was 3 am, I had to be at work at 8am.... I needed her awake so she could open the lobby door of the building.

    what the fuck is this shit

    Well, the OP asked us to share scary experiences, I havent had anything scarier than that recently, whats so odd, or what is it that I am not "getting" ? Did I write something really offensive that i still havent realiced ?

    EDIT: And ladies can be dudes, and they are really cool dudes to hang out with.

    FANTOMAS on
    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    See? He's hardcore man.

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    See? He's hardcore man.

    Dude, are you being a jerk to me? please make it clear because I am confused.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    jVrUL.gif

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    FANTOMAS bro I'm gonna spell this out for you: a girl passes out from drugs + alcohol and won't wake up, and you claim that it was a scary experience only because it might make you late for work

    Zek on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i think he was being flippant

    i hope

    reposig.jpg
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    well fantomas I believe the problem here is that you snuck out and abandoned the girl who could have possibly died without calling an ambulance because you were more concerned about whether you would make it to work on time

    PNk1Ml4.png
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    please use the appropriate bbcode when being a jerk

    [jerk]typetypetype[ /jerk] (remove spaces)

    EzUAYcn.png
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    spacist

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    @T4CT your profile says you last visited at 11:13AM

    please post if you are still alive

    PNk1Ml4.png
  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    well fantomas I believe the problem here is that you snuck out and abandoned the girl who could have possibly died without calling an ambulance because you were more concerned about whether you would make it to work on time

    When you put it that way it does make me look sort of bad... but no, it wasnt an OD case or anything that serious, just a case of very deep sleep due to being very tired, very late, having drunk some alcohol and having consumed some pot. If you guys pictured a girl with blank eyes, spread on a bed with an H needle still attached to her arm and bleeding from the nose, you are taking it too far. She would have probably woke up if I threw some water on her, but WHO wants to wake up like that ?

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    did u know u cn OD on weed tho

    reposig.jpg
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    did u know u cn OD on weed tho

    By itself? If you can manage to smoke truckload in an hour. But even then you'll be more likely to die of smoke inhalation.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    inject all the weeds into your eye balls.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    also maybe you are a fucking rapist

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    it's wrong to use drugs though, for seriously

    reposig.jpg
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    it's wrong to use drugs though, for seriously

    I don't know who you are anymore.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    also maybe you are a fucking rapist

    Oh goody, another one.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    We woke up in someone's treehouse with our togas turned into sleeping bags, all our phones dead, and no idea of approximate location

    But I am not dead.

    That was one of the scarier things that's ever happened

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    T four ct please elaborate on how you arrived at this predicament.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    We woke up in someone's treehouse with our togas turned into sleeping bags, all our phones dead, and no idea of approximate location

    But I am not dead.

    That was one of the scarier things that's ever happened
    Which one of your friends did you decide to cook for food?

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    so you guys all fucked right?

    zkHcp.jpg
Sign In or Register to comment.