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do you use your phone on the toilet?

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    that's right folks

    mites live in your face

    mites are closely related to spiders so

    I hope you're not arachnophobic

    because that often quoted thing about there always being eight spiders near you at any given time isn't true

    but if it was amended to other arachnids always being inside your skin then yeah, that is real

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    ahahahahahahahaaha D:

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    bugboy most of the time i like your posts and then you go and do things like that

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I just blew a CFL lightbulb in my room somehow.

    It's only been three days.

    Worried about my wiring.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I have an iPad I bought just for using in the bathroom while I poop

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Seeing this thread for the first time in the bathroom.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    look at it this way though

    they're unnoticeable and harmless

    the idea is only scary because we've grown afraid of spiders and spiderlike things

    maybe we should remember that before we ever got scared of them our eyebrows were colonized by their tiny and friendly cousins

    and then we can all be friends with arachnids

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    not ticks though, ticks can go to hell

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    did I ever tell you about the time I found a tick on my dick

    that is a thing that actually happened

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    bugboy is the enemy

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I just blew a CFL lightbulb in my room somehow.

    It's only been three days.

    Worried about my wiring.

    Did the light bulb enjoy it at least?

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Indie Winter wrote: »
    did I ever tell you about the time I found a tick on my dick

    that is a thing that actually happened
    sounds pretty sweet

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    on the plus side all this mention of mites helped me identify some galls

    who knew that mites made galls? I didn't

    the more you know about invertebrates

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Man pooping with an iPad or ds is the only way to poop. I sometimes light scented candles too, like pre-pooping

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Indie Winter wrote: »
    Indie Winter wrote: »
    did I ever tell you about the time I found a tick on my dick

    that is a thing that actually happened

    Did I ever tell you about the time I didn't find a tick on my dick? And I suffered through five years of arthritis and health problems?

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    not ticks though, ticks can go to hell
    gasp.
    poor ticks :(

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Spiders are yucky.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I try to love all bugs

    but my sympathy has got to end at parasites

    especially if they spread disease like ticks do

    I try not to kill mosquitoes though

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    kill all mosquitoes

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I read most of Astonishing X-Men: Gifted on the can the other day on my iPad.

    I wonder if they have Hellboy...

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    The only good bug is a dead bug.



    >Would you Like to Know More?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Aw man no Dark Horse Comics at all

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I have volume 1 of hellboy.

    I should read it eventually.

    Probably on the terlet.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Indie Winter wrote: »
    Indie Winter wrote: »
    did I ever tell you about the time I found a tick on my dick

    that is a thing that actually happened

    Did I ever tell you about the time I didn't find a tick on my dick? And I suffered through five years of arthritis and health problems?

    I dunno I don't think your story would be as as good as mine

    (seriously though that sucks)

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I try to love all bugs

    but my sympathy has got to end at parasites

    especially if they spread disease like ticks do

    I try not to kill mosquitoes though

    What about malaria and west nile?

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    uriel can check "make bugboy sad" off his to do list

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    A tick gave me lyme disease once. Burn all ticks.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    uriel can check "make bugboy sad" off his to do list

    quit hatin' on hellboy

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    uriel can check "make bugboy sad" off his to do list

    It drives everyone I live with crazy because I will not let them kill bugs in my house.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    A tick gave me lyme disease once. Burn all ticks.

    Hi5 Lyme disease sibling! Lets go be tired and have arthritis together!

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I try to love all bugs

    but my sympathy has got to end at parasites

    especially if they spread disease like ticks do

    I try not to kill mosquitoes though

    What about malaria and west nile?

    disease carrying mosquitoes are terrible

    and if I find out there are some in my area I will in fact kill them

    but netting and bug spray is probably a much better tactic

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    Man pooping with an iPad or ds is the only way to poop. I sometimes light scented candles too, like pre-pooping

    Hehe

    Man pooping

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I've definitely made a number of posts on the toilet. Try not to do it too much because as mentioned I can get distracted and then shit takes forever. If I'm at work though sure full steam ahead.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    pooping with scented candles is the only way to properly do Man Pooping

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    Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    I am generally tolerant of insects and consider spiders to be my special friends, but if I encounter mosquitoes or mayflies I do not hesitate to eradicate them.

    My hatred of mosquitoes it practical: they bite me and spread disease. My hatred of mayflies is personal.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I am posting this from a toilet in Hong Kong while I listen to LMFAO

    Suck my dick I'm a shaaaaark

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    @Lost Salient truly you live a blessed life

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Ew, I do not use my phone on the toilet.

    That's what the iPad is for.

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    existexist Registered User regular
    once my brother brought our game boy to school and dropped it in a toilet

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    my work just gave me a blackberry and I pretty much exclusively use it on the toilet

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