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I am stuck under a bridge with four of my closest friends

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    the geese totally used up the juice texting each other, right

    edit: FUCK IT CRWTH
    8-)

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    the geese totally used up the juice texting each other, right

    edit: FUCK IT CRWTH
    8-)

    She was giving you an order, crwth.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    she ain't the boss of me

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Man shorty I had one of my dreams last night were the army kidnaps me and makes me deploy again.

    I've had dreams like that

    they're always pretty stressful!

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Did you remember to roll your perception checks?

    The Cow King on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Man shorty I had one of my dreams last night were the army kidnaps me and makes me deploy again.

    I've had dreams like that

    they're always pretty stressful!

    I feel you guys. I've had so many dreams of plane crashes since getting out of the military

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Jeez T4CT

    That is fucking nuts.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    big sale on truck nutz

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    T4CT how many members of the Yakuza did you run into?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ... Gatsby how the hell are you awake

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I wake up really early on weekends.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ugh that's so fucking adult of you

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    ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    Waking up early rocks, you have the entire day ahead of you why waste it sleeping!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    So it turns out the guy that was hit pretty bad last night is in critical condition. I am still kinda freaked out by this.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    ugh that's so fucking adult of you

    Not really, Im on my iPod in bed still.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ultimakay wrote: »
    Waking up early rocks, you have the entire day ahead of you why waste it sleeping!

    Look I don't want to waste it sleeping
    I would LOVE to spring out of bed at 7 or so and have a leisurely breakfast
    but noooo my brain is all '9.30? fuck you, you only went to sleep at 4, you're not going anywhere'

    Waking up easily early is not a choice, it's a biological superpower.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    well it certainly helps if you go to sleep before midnight

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    well it certainly helps if you go to sleep before midnight

    yeah but if you get up at 11 it's really hard to be tired before midnight. You see the dilemma.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I seem to always wake up an hour early when I set my alarm.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I seem to always wake up an hour early when I set my alarm.

    I seem to have developed the ability to wake up just a few minutes before my alarm goes off. This would be less impressive if my alarm went off at the same time each day, but it doesn't. It varies by up to two hours depending on whether I have morning meetings or not (and whether I can be arsed going to them). It's spooky.

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    ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    well it certainly helps if you go to sleep before midnight

    yeah but if you get up at 11 it's really hard to be tired before midnight. You see the dilemma.

    Yeah, I know its much harder pushing a sleep schedule back then it is forward and I do slip into staying up later if school or work doesn't require me to be up in the morning. Its just too easy to keep staying up later even though I dislike it.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    right now I usually sleep 6 hours a night

    as a result most of my waking day is completely miserable

    I need between 8-10 hours of solid sleep to feel right when I wake

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    ultimakay wrote: »
    ultimakay wrote: »
    Waking up early rocks, you have the entire day ahead of you why waste it sleeping!

    some of us live bleak lives where unconsciousness is the only respite

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    not me though i rock

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    so did they fuck

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    can't be bothered to read the middle part of this thread

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    This thread has been glorious to read at my horrible weekend shift. I'm glad you didn't die, so that more stories may come in the future.

    And no, Tossrock, they did not.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well actually we don't know for sure.

    But it sounds like there would have been photographic evidence if they had.

    Still suspicious about the squirrel though.

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    chidonachidona Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Well actually we don't know for sure.

    But it sounds like there would have been photographic evidence if they had.

    Still suspicious about the squirrel though.

    I think it's for the best that we leave the squirrel be. For all we know, it could've been integral to the process. An umpire, of sorts.
    Jesus, it's Saturday night and I'm hinting that a squirrel played some sort of sex umpire roll at a full on orgy in a treehouse in Canada, I must get out.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I hope they at least played soggy biscuit

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    soggy squirrel

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    I hope they at least played soggy biscuit

    I don't know what that is but it sounds like an awesome sex game to accuse others of playing.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    I hope they at least played soggy biscuit

    I don't know what that is but it sounds like an awesome sex game to accuse others of playing.

    It's where you try to be the first to finish jerking it onto a biscuit

    loser eats it.

    Someone on the forums once played it in france.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    I hope they at least played soggy biscuit

    I don't know what that is but it sounds like an awesome sex game to accuse others of playing.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/4968590/#Comment_4968590

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    google is like right there

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    AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Things like this are why I just don't drink very much.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    T4CT, my friend tweeted last night that he yelled at some people wearing togas to put their clothes on. This was by the Wendy's in Crowchild, I think. Maybe it was you guys!

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    google is like right there

    Yeah. And it turns out my imagination was more fun.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    google is like right there

    Yeah. And it turns out my imagination was more fun.

    Now I must know what your brain came up with.

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    T4CT were you at the country hills burger king in the NW because that is hilariously close to where I live.

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