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I am stuck under a bridge with four of my closest friends

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    So somebody's going to illustrate this story, right? Or at least the parts that T4CT can remember/has photographic evidence of.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    T4CT, my friend tweeted last night that he yelled at some people wearing togas to put their clothes on. This was by the Wendy's in Crowchild, I think. Maybe it was you guys!

    Holy fuck

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I hope they at least played soggy biscuit

    I don't know what that is but it sounds like an awesome sex game to accuse others of playing.

    It's where you try to be the first to finish jerking it onto a biscuit

    loser eats it.

    Someone on the forums once played it in france.

    isn't this also the origin of Limp Bizkit or something

    man I don't understand white people at all

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    T4CT were you at the country hills burger king in the NW because that is hilariously close to where I live.

    Uhh no the one at crowfoot

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    so I got my flask back

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    so I got my flask back

    well enjoy drinking out of it now that's been god only knows where.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    our whole house just shook for a second or two

    we have no idea what it was from

    afaik texas doesn't really get earthquakes

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    i'm going to thoroughly clean it but i don't know if i'll ever use it again

    me and this flask have been through some shit so I may retire it but i brought this flask to the best worst camping trip of life

    i brought this flask to PAX and used it in the hotel room because y'all have some bulllllllshit 21 legal drinking age thing (silly america)

    I used this flask to sneak nerds into a dentist office and fill all his floride containers with nerds because he was a huge dick

    i had this flask on me when I got mugged and it didn't get stolen

    this flask was a gift from ray muzyka



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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    our whole house just shook for a second or two

    we have no idea what it was from

    afaik texas doesn't really get earthquakes

    hangover farts my bad

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Harrier wrote: »
    So somebody's going to illustrate this story, right? Or at least the parts that T4CT can remember/has photographic evidence of.

    Give it 6 months, it'll be a direct to DVD sequel to The Hangover.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Holy shit T4CT this thread is a thing of beauty

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Wait how did you get the flask back?

    Come on bro

    Story in its own right

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    our whole house just shook for a second or two

    we have no idea what it was from

    afaik texas doesn't really get earthquakes

    Are you around Dallas?

    http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/usc000cyc1#summary

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    our whole house just shook for a second or two

    we have no idea what it was from

    afaik texas doesn't really get earthquakes

    Are you around Dallas?

    http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/usc000cyc1#summary

    well that'd be it then

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Tossrock wrote: »
    so did they fuck

    on the boat no less

    tugga on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    what is this even

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    ultimakay wrote: »
    Waking up early rocks, you have the entire day ahead of you why waste it sleeping!

    Look I don't want to waste it sleeping
    I would LOVE to spring out of bed at 7 or so and have a leisurely breakfast
    but noooo my brain is all '9.30? fuck you, you only went to sleep at 4, you're not going anywhere'

    Waking up easily early is not a choice, it's a biological superpower.

    Yeah, when you work until like midnight, or sometimes 3 a.m., there's no falling asleep until 4, or sometimes 6.

    Also, T4CT what the fuck.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Why did Ray Muzyka give you a flask

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    because t4ct is ray's bff and they started the Cool Guys Club together

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Why did Ray Muzyka give you a flask

    it was a gift when my mom and stepdad got married #humblebrag

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Also all Canadians know each other

    it's not a stereotype, they're required to

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Also all Canadians know each other

    it's not a stereotype, they're required to

    He means "know" in the biblical sense.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    They're just that polite.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Glad this didn't turn into Donner Party II: Party Harder

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    T4CT I think we need to make a new AC3 multi mode of Togas vs Hobos.

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    more like donger party HEH

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    more like donger party HEH

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Last night I took a streetcar ride home after going out to dinner.

    There was a vaguely Eastern European couple who did not have a total grasp of the english language, but found that they could use alternate words to work around their language barrier:

    "You want to be making a fuck at me? Look at you, Mr Big Fuck. You are a fucking fuck. Fuck you, Big Fuck."

    "Fuck you. I am too the Fuck. You do not fuck, I fuck. I fuck you, I fuck her, I fuck anyone I fucking want to fuck."

    "You fucking fuckhead. You think I want to fucking give my fuck to you? That I want to be fucking at you? You cannot even fuck."

    "Fuck you, you are full of fuck and shit. I wouldn't give a fuck to you you fucking piece of shit. Fuck you and fuck your mother."


    None of this was said in anger. He had his arm around her, and she was resting on his chest the entire ride home. They left the streetcar holding hands.


  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    true love

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    well i drank a lot and puked last night and now i got a headache

    it's me i'm the cool guy

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    well i drank a lot and puked last night and now i got a headache

    it's me i'm the cool guy

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    I went to a beer festival yesterday and spent the day there

    Drank way too much beer, ended up drunker than I have been in quite some time

    Luckily the buses they were running to the event take about an hour to get from Ottawa to the thing

    So I sobered up on the way home and went to a coffee shop and drank hot chocolate and played Torchlight II like a COOL GUY


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    T4CT wrote: »
    T4CT, my friend tweeted last night that he yelled at some people wearing togas to put their clothes on. This was by the Wendy's in Crowchild, I think. Maybe it was you guys!

    Holy fuck

    I am currently investigating, for Great Justice

    Edit. 6 or 7 toga-wearing adventurers in Brentwood.

    GreasyKidsStuff on
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I first read the title as "stuck in the closet with four my closest friends"

  • darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    I know where that flask was:

    http://youtu.be/IIxz77Xmyr8

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  • djmitchelladjmitchella Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Edit. 6 or 7 toga-wearing adventurers in Brentwood.

    If it's Brentwood, then this thread gets even weirder -- I take the bus to Brentwood station on the way to work, so I know which Wendy's that is..

    djmitchella on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    jesus christ

    I am glad you and your friends aren't dead mike, that would be pretty sucky.

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