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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    It was a false neg and now we for real talking
    a pua expert...

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Also living at home again has done me no favors.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Speaking of tequila, I was at a bar the other night and they served the most amazing Bloody Marys. Like, crazy good.

    I mean okay, I haven't had one since I was 15 and trying to put one together from the recipe book, and I kept overjudgining some ingredients or another and making a mess of thing, but this one was divine.

    I'm definitely a coctails kind of guy.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    tequila isn't in bloody marys just so's ya know.

    they could be in Bloody Marias. but even better than that is having a well made sangrita and shooting tequila alongside it

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I don't know how to drink tequila other than shooting it

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    get a good one and just drink it on the rocks. maybe accompany it with a nice beer in a can or a shot of something else

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I love gin

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I love gin

    Good job.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Gin is dddddddddope

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    gin is king, yes.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    tequila isn't in bloody marys just so's ya know.

    they could be in Bloody Marias. but even better than that is having a well made sangrita and shooting tequila alongside it

    Chose your own adventure post!

    A) Oh yeah, I should have said "speaking of imbibing alcohol" instead.
    B) That would explain why my attempt sucked!
    C) Dicks dicks dicks dicks.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Oh, a friend of mine bought some good Russian vodka, and it is night and day from the stuff we drink here. Smooth, nice taste, goes down a treat. It's crazy. If the the label hadn't said "vodka" I would never have believed it.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    A man walks into a bar and trips on a rug, spilling a cup of semen everywhere.

    The bartender says "what the fuck is wrong with you, asshole"

    And the man replies "it's not my fault! I tripped on the rug!"

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Fucking Russians man

    Make some tasty wudka

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    tequila isn't in bloody marys just so's ya know.

    they could be in Bloody Marias. but even better than that is having a well made sangrita and shooting tequila alongside it

    C) Dicks dicks dicks dicks.

    *nods sagely*

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    I feel like this is the right thread to put this in:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KyH97z3vI

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Futore wrote: »
    gin is king, yes.

    what are some good things to do with gin beyond gin and tonic? Cause I've really turned on to gin and tonics recently, but have not had that much luck poking randomly through gin cocktail recipes.

    only other thing I really liked was Gin + rosemary-infused simple syrup+ orange Pellegrino, which was amazing, but super sweet and not something I want to have very often

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Gin is dddddddddope

    not having agree on mobile is killin' me right now

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Gin owns bones.

    I call a gin and tonic a subtonic/N6

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    GIN RICKY

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I wonder if we get another one of these or if they go on break for a while

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    gin is king, yes.

    what are some good things to do with gin beyond gin and tonic? Cause I've really turned on to gin and tonics recently, but have not had that much luck poking randomly through gin cocktail recipes.

    only other thing I really liked was Gin + rosemary-infused simple syrup+ orange Pellegrino, which was amazing, but super sweet and not something I want to have very often

    an incredibly simple but incredibly delicious cocktail is a Fitzgerald.

    it's the good kind of simple that I love using to introduce friends to gin and cocktails. The kind of simple where the booze comes across wonderfully but won't overpower someone new to gin. where when you focus, you can taste the balance and layers of what makes this kind of cocktail great (it's a variation of the basic Sour formula)

    2 ounce gin (Beefeater is your gold standard for making gin cocktails.)
    1 ounce fresh squeezed lemon
    3/4 Simple
    2 Dashes Angostura Bitters (when you dash with your bottle of bitters, you turn that thing upside down and really do a hard dash. the nozzle/pourer cap is made to dash a standardish amount when you use proper force.)

    shake hard and well with plenty of ice. strain it and serve it into a rocks glass over ice. lemon wedge for garnish

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    gin and lemonade is my simple bar drink of choice, these days. anything and lemonade is p good, tho.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I make a cucumber basil gimlet that is awesome.

    Gin
    Cucumber water
    Basil infused simple syrup
    Lime juice

    Pour over the rocks and enjoy.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    or just drink Bourbon

    like God intended

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    gin is shi

    fucking potpourri water

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    I like the kind of cocktail that comes in a can with a little keyhole for you to punch

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Any chance we'll get yet another datey thread?

    They seem to be doing a great service to the community

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I wish I could wear lace.

    Lace is sexy.

    Like a dress shirt made outta lace

    It would be hard to pull off without looking gay tho

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    you know what look gay

    you totally fuckin a girl while wearing a lace shirt

    which is inevitably what will happen once you wear one

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    I wish I could wear lace.

    Lace is sexy.

    Like a dress shirt made outta lace

    It would be hard to pull off without looking gay tho

    I can wear all the lace I want

    HA

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Wearing lace, playing bass, punching people in their face.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    I wish I could wear lace.

    Lace is sexy.

    Like a dress shirt made outta lace

    It would be hard to pull off without looking gay tho
    I dunno man, guy in a lace shirt probably has a huge dick

    Gotta have all the dick to think you can go around wearing a lace shirt

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I hear that lace underwear is actually not comfortable at all.

    The more you know.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    What if i sew lace onto a shirt already pretty tough looking.


    That'd be fly.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    lace punx

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I hate crust punx

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i like my punx with the crust cut off

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    Legba wrote: »
    Tonight I got the hell beaten out of me and I liked it.

    A friend tried to set me up with a sub, but she's hella more experienced than me and frankly it's kind of intimidating. Like, I've never gone past some light torture and she's into full on beatings. He's told me of some of her escapades and they sound hot as hell but woah, I have no idea how I'd maintain a dom role with her.

    Playing with an experienced bottom can be intimidating, but just remember that you can hit just as hard as anyone else from her past. and even if you're a master at any given tool you'll still need some work with this girl in order to know what she likes.

    As part of your aftercare with someone, ask for a detailed description of the scene as well as a critique of the good and bad points. Tell her not to spare your feelings and to especially point out the things that need improving. Then discuss it with her later.

    Thanks, that's really good advice. Can I ask, what do you mean about a detailed description of the scene? Basically, get her to retrace the events from her point of view so I can see what she responded to, didn't respond to, etc? I've done that in the past, but mainly just a general talk about what she liked, didn't like, etc, not a detailed description. Sounds like I can step things up there.

    Exactly. And just remember that if there's a spot she doesn't remember, it may not be a bad thing.

    Also, getting a description of the scene gives you a frame of reference from her point of view, so where you might have gotten into a groove while flogging her, she might have been bored and just waiting for you to get to something interesting.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    I hear that lace underwear is actually not comfortable at all.

    The more you know.


    It's all about quality actually.

    Lace can actually be really comfortable.

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