i want to read a car tumblr that doesnt also inexplicably feature 'classy' naked women everywhere
Yeah
Except that girls don't like cars unless they're wearing a bikini and are draped over the hood/standing next to it sticking their booty out/soapy water/etc. etc. barf
So nope
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Larlarconsecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPAmod
i want to read a car tumblr that doesnt also inexplicably feature 'classy' naked women everywhere
Yeah
Except that girls don't like cars unless they're wearing a bikini and are draped over the hood/standing next to it sticking their booty out/soapy water/etc. etc. barf
So nope
the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen while not being pregnant and also having a job
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
I didn't rehost that because the filename is too good.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
i want to read a car tumblr that doesnt also inexplicably feature 'classy' naked women everywhere
Yeah
Except that girls don't like cars unless they're wearing a bikini and are draped over the hood/standing next to it sticking their booty out/soapy water/etc. etc. barf
So nope
they're just draped on the hood cause it's a warm place to be when wearing a bikini so small
in my head canada and switzerland are the same country
canadians give me some of your delicious chocolate
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
this shit is hilarious
i saw a picture from a newspaper where they "interviewed" a creepshots moderator named something like I_PUT_POTATOES_IN_MY_ANUS and another one where they interviewed I_RAPE_BITCHES_II
redditors trying to defend themselves make everything worse and it's great
i want to read a car tumblr that doesnt also inexplicably feature 'classy' naked women everywhere
Yeah
Except that girls don't like cars unless they're wearing a bikini and are draped over the hood/standing next to it sticking their booty out/soapy water/etc. etc. barf
So nope
the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen while not being pregnant and also having a job
Today? Trying not to read my facebook feed where a bunch of my high school acquaintances are ablooing over Biden's "bullying" last night
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
i want to read a car tumblr that doesnt also inexplicably feature 'classy' naked women everywhere
Yeah
Except that girls don't like cars unless they're wearing a bikini and are draped over the hood/standing next to it sticking their booty out/soapy water/etc. etc. barf
So nope
the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen while not being pregnant and also having a job
Today? Trying not to read my facebook feed where a bunch of my high school acquaintances are ablooing over Biden's "bullying" last night
elegant women are very rare im greek so im giving you an oppurtunity here
Now I understand if you've got other issues, like maybe you're not playing games, maybe you’ve had I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. And you let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression; I'm not interested, okay. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life which prevented you, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay, bye.
elegant women are very rare im greek so im giving you an oppurtunity here
Now I understand if you've got other issues, like maybe you're not playing games, maybe you’ve had I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. And you let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression; I'm not interested, okay. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life which prevented you, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay, bye.
I hope I'm not the only person who thought this post was going to transition somewhere in the middle and end with The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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wasnt my part I don't think
That could have happened anywhere, but yeah if you watch the video after reading the story it's just
damn
how do you stop that from happening to people
nobody thought canada was ever cool anyway
now they're less cool than crwth even
Cause kids are dumb
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also chad kroger and avril lavigne
Yeah
Except that girls don't like cars unless they're wearing a bikini and are draped over the hood/standing next to it sticking their booty out/soapy water/etc. etc. barf
So nope
I'll go get a handful of pencils, and when I get back we're going to poke everyone's eyes out.
you expect better of a nation that would elect this guy to run the country?
ill also fuck you
he later went on to eat that kitten and then masturbate
PIIIIIIP
they're just draped on the hood cause it's a warm place to be when wearing a bikini so small
women are like stray cats, you see
people are gonna start talking
that was also my part dudes
you guys
shit
I'm so sorry you guys
fakeedit actual dmitri message:
thats how many people are in canada right
i only know about canada from that one episode of the angry beavers
fuck, pip
stone cold
what the hell
canadians give me some of your delicious chocolate
i saw a picture from a newspaper where they "interviewed" a creepshots moderator named something like I_PUT_POTATOES_IN_MY_ANUS and another one where they interviewed I_RAPE_BITCHES_II
redditors trying to defend themselves make everything worse and it's great
Today? Trying not to read my facebook feed where a bunch of my high school acquaintances are ablooing over Biden's "bullying" last night
ughhhh
i'm completely single, i'm very intelligent, i'm great in bed, i make great money. believe it or not...i'm a great catch
Now I understand if you've got other issues, like maybe you're not playing games, maybe you’ve had I don't know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo…maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on some medication for that…I don't know, there could be another issue that I'm not aware of. But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. And you let me know, if you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression; I'm not interested, okay. But if you're psychologically normal, and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life which prevented you, that's fine. But otherwise? Don't call me. Okay, bye.
only recently learned about and watched this movie. it's great
Also, I listened to the Space Jam soundtrack a bajillion times.
I just wanted to take a moment to say I really appreciate how awful you guys aren't
such poetry
I hope I'm not the only person who thought this post was going to transition somewhere in the middle and end with The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.