fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags
Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.
If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.
But if they both show up
maaaaan is it awkward
If Rick Moranis shows up, don't let him leave
because where the fuck is Rick Moranis
oh man
why wasn't this the Canadian version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags
Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.
If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.
But if they both show up
maaaaan is it awkward
If Rick Moranis shows up, don't let him leave
because where the fuck is Rick Moranis
oh man
why wasn't this the Canadian version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I know I'm in Canada because I mentioned something about a possible resolution to the NHL lockout to someone at work and what seemed like 14 people I'd never met before descended on us to yell about it
I know I'm in Canada because I mentioned something about a possible resolution to the NHL lockout to someone at work and what seemed like 14 people I'd never met before descended on us to yell about it
that's when you have to activate death blossom mode
I know I'm in Canada because I mentioned something about a possible resolution to the NHL lockout to someone at work and what seemed like 14 people I'd never met before descended on us to yell about it
that's when you have to activate death blossom mode
*jacks off in a dimly lit corner* hipsters......!!!
I've been there, man.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I just got the third John Hodgman Audiobook (which you should all get btw)
and his descriptions of the objectives of various sports is amazing.
Tennis
Equipment: Tennis Racquet, Tennis Shoes, Ball Boy, Towel Boy, Water Boy, Cocktail Boy
Objective: To hit the thing over the thing until you can't anymore
much like cricket and golf before it, curling developed out of a group of people coming together and inventing a sport too silly to be anything but a gag, only to find that folk actually liked playing it and the games diffused from there
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oh man
why wasn't this the Canadian version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
he released an album called The Agoraphobic Cowboy years ago tho and it's one of those things I keep meaning to listen to but never get around to
Don't worry about this, you stopped being the US' Florida a while ago.
Oh man
Rick Moranis
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
and nobody else thought it was cool.
that's when you have to activate death blossom mode
sorry, I should have warned you
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
you can't deny it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmrH20IA2Q
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
wasnt it hockey before though or was there a shift in the earth's magnetic field that caused the national pasttime to evolve
sexy and he knows it
why do you think they're so popular?
your are gay
fuckin hipsters
I would start an internet war with all of you
but chicos making me go to sleep sorry
The best part about this post is that I guarantee this exact thing has been said, in earnest, dozens or perhaps hundreds of times before.
People make me giggle.
it's not a joke, it's a sport front designed to facilitate smuggling goods into Canada
a friend of mine came back from Ireland last week with a set of curling stones filled with leprechaun blood
breezed right through customs
I've been there, man.
and his descriptions of the objectives of various sports is amazing.
Tennis
Equipment: Tennis Racquet, Tennis Shoes, Ball Boy, Towel Boy, Water Boy, Cocktail Boy
Objective: To hit the thing over the thing until you can't anymore
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
get off of there before you break your head open
the best kind of satire is taking exact quotes and using them as jokes
best or "most disheartening" I guess
that'll be $30 for internet detective work
Haha no, its just plain funny.
When a maladjusted person says something dumb and we use it to make jokes that laugh at maladjusted idiots; fuck it, that's good gravy.
I heard that critics generally thought it was quite good
but nobody could take a country music album by Rick Moranis seriously
because Rick Moranis