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Damn, I'm in one of those moods

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she's a nice jewish girl

    i'd marry her

    all you want is a jewish princess, eh
    what i'm saying is that i'll say anything to bag sarah silverman

    you and me both

    Kovak on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    yeah, okay, you go do that

    i'll be over here just straight banging her

    Seta 3000 on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    maybe bag her, then throw her into the boot of a car, and run that car off a cliff.

    Dublo7 on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    dublo do you just hate jews

    Kovak on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Not specifically. Everyone I hate just coincidentally happens to be a Jew.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cause seriously sarah silverman is hot

    Kovak on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    yeah, okay, you go do that

    i'll be over here just straight banging her
    no you can't, banging her would be a sideffect of the bagging.

    you see

    she's mine

    Faricazy on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    yeah, okay, you go do that

    i'll be over here just straight banging her
    no you can't, banging her would be a sideffect of the bagging.

    you see

    she's mine

    i'm cockblocking you, fari

    i'm going to use her and leave here there, and she'll be too broke for you to even pick up the pieces

    if it makes you feel better, i'll think about you while we're banging

    Seta 3000 on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seta, what do you plan to do about Jimmy Kemmel? I'm pretty sure he's tapping your woman.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy Kimmel sucks.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy Kimmel is slightly overweight.

    Wise_a on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oddly, this never happens to me. I always seem like I have limitless energy, so when this starts to happen, my feet start twitching and I have to get up and DO something.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Oddly, this never happens to me. I always seem like I have limitless energy, so when this starts to happen, my feet start twitching and I have to get up and DO something.

    you mean fantasizing about giving sarah silverman a rimjob?

    Wise_a on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Oddly, this never happens to me. I always seem like I have limitless energy, so when this starts to happen, my feet start twitching and I have to get up and DO something.

    you mean fantasizing about giving sarah silverman a rimjob?

    I said DO, not DREAM, so I would actually be giving silverman said rimjob.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sarah Silverman should die

    Zoolander on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    On the other hand, I guess Sarah Silverman could possibly have dingleberries.

    Wise_a on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    she's hideous and scrotum-shrivelingly annoying

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  • denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    On the other hand, I guess Sarah Silverman could possibly have dingleberries.

    Yeah...but that's nothing a quick squirt from the bidet wouldn't fix

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I bet she has great pillow talk though, all dirty and filthy and arousing

    Actually, I bet it's more berating, insulting and nag-like.

    Endomatic on
  • SuaveSuave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    wow im so high right now i just realized that fear is not real it is artificial it comes from another dimension, that dimension being power

    power = heirarchical structure = money = evil = fear

    take the red pills doods, freedom tastes of reality
    u really think the illuminati is a fuckin conspiracy theory?!

    ALEX JONES TRUTH. LSD DMT. THE SINGULARITY. UFOS. ENLIGHTENMENT. CIRCLE LOOP TIME ILLUSION MAYA SACRED GEOMETRY IN MY MIND

    Suave on
    love is the only way
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    why u?!
    WHY?!

    mully on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm afriad

    Raneados on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Afeard

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    shut up

    drunk

    I get exemption

    Raneados on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sure you do, rummy!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I just realized that I am the ow in now.

    and if you ever tell anyone...

    but yeah so my girlfriend just found out today that I drink and smoke.

    This leads me to beleive that she may be retarded.

    Graves on
  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    susie i have asked "why u" so many times

    there is no reason

    there is only diseasin'

    Riotcow on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    I just realized that I am the ow in now.

    and if you ever tell anyone...

    but yeah so my girlfriend just found out today that I drink and smoke.

    This leads me to beleive that she may be retarded.

    You drink AND smoke?

    I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU

    Seta 3000 on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    time for another bear

    i mean, beer

    fuck how did I honestly just type that

    fucking hell

    look guys play this game it is amazing

    it is a BREAKOUT RPG

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/390987

    newgrounds potentially NSFW yada yada blah blah fuckoff

    Fallout on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I just realized that I am the ow in now.

    and if you ever tell anyone...

    but yeah so my girlfriend just found out today that I drink and smoke.

    This leads me to beleive that she may be retarded.

    You drink AND smoke?

    I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU

    That's pretty much how it went down.

    Also lots of "you're bad!" "how could you not have known this?" "how was I supposed to know" "I thought it was common knowledge among you guys, everyone else here knows"

    Graves on
  • StarseedStarseed Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bored. Need something to do online. Suggestions as to free timewasting games?

    Starseed on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    time for another bear

    i mean, beer

    fuck how did I honestly just type that

    fucking hell

    look guys play this game it is amazing

    it is a BREAKOUT RPG

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/390987

    newgrounds potentially NSFW yada yada blah blah fuckoff

    I think they're pretty much through with the NSFW ads.

    I mean, shit...in the dark ages they had beastiality ads.

    Calamity Jane on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    haha i know

    i have been going to newgrounds for like ten years now

    back before there even was a portal

    Fallout on
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