Honestly, I want to fault you, but I've done the same thing with dogs and my friend.
you fucked turtles with your dogs and your friend
Nope. Almost.
No, actually not almost.
I call my friend on the phone and inform him I am watching two dogs fuck, and how they are doing it in graphic detail. It's a game we play. I try and do it while he's working.
Honestly, I want to fault you, but I've done the same thing with dogs and my friend.
you fucked turtles with your dogs and your friend
Nope. Almost.
No, actually not almost.
I call my friend on the phone and inform him I am watching two dogs fuck, and how they are doing it in graphic detail. It's a game we play. I try and do it while he's working.
you have a game where you try to get dogs to fuck while he is working
Honestly, I want to fault you, but I've done the same thing with dogs and my friend.
you fucked turtles with your dogs and your friend
Nope. Almost.
No, actually not almost.
I call my friend on the phone and inform him I am watching two dogs fuck, and how they are doing it in graphic detail. It's a game we play. I try and do it while he's working.
you have a game where you try to get dogs to fuck while he is working
Exactly!
Wait, no, not exactly.
Lets say I'm driving down the street and I see what looks like a furry bush thats moving eradictly. Well, if I get closer and see that it is infact two dogs humping, I pull out my cellphone, call my friend and describe what I saw.
If it is infact just a furry bush moving eradictly, I drive on and wonder what kind of a bush is furry, haha vagina, and go about my day.
Honestly, I want to fault you, but I've done the same thing with dogs and my friend.
you fucked turtles with your dogs and your friend
Nope. Almost.
No, actually not almost.
I call my friend on the phone and inform him I am watching two dogs fuck, and how they are doing it in graphic detail. It's a game we play. I try and do it while he's working.
Haha, I called my mom at work too. It went something like this:
"Hey Mom, what's up?"
"I'm just working, at work."
"We're at the San Diego Zoo watching two turtles make sweet turtle love."
"How's that?"
"The male keeps grunting everytime he thrusts, and this third turtle came over to watch."
"Did it take long?"
"I haven't been timing, they're still going at it."
"Oh, you're there right now?"
"Yeah yeah, this is live."
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Honestly, I want to fault you, but I've done the same thing with dogs and my friend.
you fucked turtles with your dogs and your friend
Nope. Almost.
No, actually not almost.
I call my friend on the phone and inform him I am watching two dogs fuck, and how they are doing it in graphic detail. It's a game we play. I try and do it while he's working.
you have a game where you try to get dogs to fuck while he is working
Exactly!
Wait, no, not exactly.
Lets say I'm driving down the street and I see what looks like a furry bush thats moving eradictly. Well, if I get closer and see that it is infact two dogs humping, I pull out my cellphone, call my friend and describe what I saw.
If it is infact just a furry bush moving eradictly, I drive on and wonder what kind of a bush is furry, haha vagina, and go about my day.
Haha, I called my mom at work too. It went something like this:
"Hey Mom, what's up?"
"I'm just working, at work."
"We're at the San Diego Zoo watching two turtles make sweet turtle love."
"How's that?"
"The male keeps grunting everytime he thrusts, and this third turtle came over to watch."
"Did it take long?"
"I haven't been timing, they're still going at it."
"Oh, you're there right now?"
"Yeah yeah, this is live."
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