So I made the mistake of telling my girlfriend I'm planning on proposing while high on election results.
Figured she would freak out and I would be cleaning up a shattered relationship( it's only been about a year since we started dating).
She texted me her ring size and preference of rare metals and said "do it classy ok?".
So I'm sorta happy and vomiting.
I think I liked not knowing she might not say yes. It was less stressful.
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Did you know that there was actually a novelization of the first Gremlins movie that explained that Mogwais were created on some alien planet by an alien scientist as a science experiment? But he fucked up and the vast majority of them turn out to be dicks. Gizmo was the 1:1000 (or possibly 1:10,000 I can't remember) who had a genetic defect that made him lack the dickhead gene.
Kind of glad that stuff wasn't in the films.
Edit: Looked it up, 1 in 10,000 Mogwai are born without being inherently evil according to the novel. They also apparently can't die from old age. Also Gizmo was voiced by Howie Mandel!?
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
One time I infracted a guy for insulting Zapdos because I'm an adult who doesn't know the name of every pokemans.
Did you know that there was actually a novelization of the first Gremlins movie that explained that Mogwais were created on some alien planet by an alien scientist as a science experiment? But he fucked up and the vast majority of them turn out to be dicks. Gizmo was the 1:1000 (or possibly 1:10,000 I can't remember) who had a genetic defect that made him lack the dickhead gene.
Kind of glad that stuff wasn't in the films.
Edit: Looked it up, 1 in 10,000 Mogwai are born without being inherently evil according to the novel. They also apparently can't die from old age. Also Gizmo was voiced by Howie Mandel!?
in the novelization of the sequel, the scene where the gremlins take over the theater that's running the movie was replaced by a scene where Gremlin Tony Randall kidnapped the author of the novelization and started turning the book into an autobiographical polemic
One time I infracted a guy for insulting Zapdos because I'm an adult who doesn't know the name of every pokemans.
Didn't even feel bad.
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Peed my pants in the 5th grade 'cause I overestimated my teacher's willingness to let me go to the bathroom during a guest presentation (man she was a jerk!)
Went to college for 4.5 years studying something I hated because I was ashamed of what I really wanted to do. But at the end I was like "hey this is silly" and my family was like "doggie we love you go do art" and now I'm studying animation so s'all good.
The moral of the second story is fuck the haters, especially when the hater is internal. The moral of the first story is pee when you need to.
I went to college when I wasn't actually ready to do schoolwork again, so I wasted 6 grand and have absolutely nothing to show for it.
Also this one time I started a new job in the middle of their pay period, so I went almost a month without a paycheck which is a terrible position to be in for someone who lives in an apartment they can barely afford in the first place, and no savings to speak of.
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One time I infracted a guy for insulting Zapdos because I'm an adult who doesn't know the name of every pokemans.
Didn't even feel bad.
Is this the same adult that decided that puting canisters of compressed butane into a blender was a good thing?
No, it's the same one that got a dickbutt tattoo
I expect you to get your third on your 86th. No more playing with things that go boom until then. That's what children are for. It also gives an excuse for them to play that rad Astar war amp commercial.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
I have no fucking idea what you just said, but I'm pretty sure you just suggested I blow up my own children.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
It doesn't have to be your children per se but if no other kids are around, why not show them the science with a fun life lesson? The worst that can happen is they get mortally wounded and you have to get/make another one.
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That's the gist of communism right there.
Figured she would freak out and I would be cleaning up a shattered relationship( it's only been about a year since we started dating).
She texted me her ring size and preference of rare metals and said "do it classy ok?".
So I'm sorta happy and vomiting.
I think I liked not knowing she might not say yes. It was less stressful.
Kind of glad that stuff wasn't in the films.
Edit: Looked it up, 1 in 10,000 Mogwai are born without being inherently evil according to the novel. They also apparently can't die from old age. Also Gizmo was voiced by Howie Mandel!?
Didn't even feel bad.
and this other thread about pets
and this dude posted a picture of his puppy who just died
so I reposted the picture in the dead people you'd bang thread
not a mistake, I just remembered that and laughed a whole bunch and felt like sharing
in the novelization of the sequel, the scene where the gremlins take over the theater that's running the movie was replaced by a scene where Gremlin Tony Randall kidnapped the author of the novelization and started turning the book into an autobiographical polemic
novelizations are weird
i wept
Went to college for 4.5 years studying something I hated because I was ashamed of what I really wanted to do. But at the end I was like "hey this is silly" and my family was like "doggie we love you go do art" and now I'm studying animation so s'all good.
The moral of the second story is fuck the haters, especially when the hater is internal. The moral of the first story is pee when you need to.
Is this the same adult that decided that puting canisters of compressed butane into a blender was a good thing?
this was a good video
Also this one time I started a new job in the middle of their pay period, so I went almost a month without a paycheck which is a terrible position to be in for someone who lives in an apartment they can barely afford in the first place, and no savings to speak of.
No, it's the same one that got a dickbutt tattoo
I expect you to get your third on your 86th. No more playing with things that go boom until then. That's what children are for. It also gives an excuse for them to play that rad Astar war amp commercial.
STEAM!
So get off my lawn
I've made a few
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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But then again
but I would have been in elementary school and
Somebody cut his mic
you went blue
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You should have voted for the correct option then.