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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i feel like most of my friends who do what i want to do enjoy their jobs- some of them hate corporate culture (if that's where they work), or incompetent coworkers or whatever. but they almost all enjoy high pay, rarely are asked to work insane hours (if ever), don't have to do physically trying labor, and they're often intellectually challenged by their work. and the ones who went with startups or high end firms often have very smart employees they enjoy.

    i am p sure i will like my career, even if it takes me a move or two to end up somewhere with non-shitty coworkers.

    That's always been the kind of job I want to, based on what I gather from my dad's career.

    One where your colleagues are cool, the boss bitch-aboutable but not too bad, interesting work, good pay, and not awful hours.

    ...Why would someone want a job without any of these qualifications?

    oh some people take "follow your dreams" too literally and study like, film

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    You're already in my FF6 game, @21stCentury

    AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE @Sarksus

    Maybe, but i'm not a dorf in that.

    If there are prostitutes in Dwarf Fortress, I'd make everyone in [chat] a prostitute.

    that would be the military

    if you don't change the .ini setting to have a maximum number of children in the fortress then you absolutely need to make sure to only conscript males in that game. Cause the crazy dorfs will carry their babbies into battle then go psycho bughouse and start killing your people when their kids get killed.

    RiemannLives on
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    There's this piano/8bit/amazingly voiced cover of Video Games done by Amanda Palmer but I feel like it appeals to literally no one other than me

    AND ME

    http://hypem.com/track/1pqte/Amanda+Palmer+&+the+Grand+Theft+Orchestra+-+Video+Games+ft.+Dot.AY+(Lana+del+Rey+Cover)

    This version isn't on youtube which breaks me wee gengar heart

    I would've really liked this if it was actually Lana Del Ray.

    I'm not even particularly fond of her music, but me and Amanda Palmer's voice do not get on well at all.

    Like, really, really awful IMO. I'll turn my hipster card in.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    You're already in my FF6 game, @21stCentury

    AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE @Sarksus

    Maybe, but i'm not a dorf in that.

    If there are prostitutes in Dwarf Fortress, I'd make everyone in [chat] a prostitute.

    that would be the military

    if you don't change the .ini setting to have a maximum number of children in the military then you absolutely need to make sure to only conscript males in that game. Cause the crazy dorfs will carry their babbies into battle then go psycho bughouse and start killing your people when their kids get killed.

    That...actually sounds like a plan I can get behind.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't hate achewood, but I gotta admit I rarely understand it. There's either tons of context I'm missing having never actually sat down and read it, or it's very surreal. I suspect it's a little of both, to be honest.

    Yeah sometimes it is a bit much, but it is all worth it when you get strips like this: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05112007

    the context here is that that day it was "Fuck You Friday"

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    You're already in my FF6 game, @21stCentury

    AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE @Sarksus

    Maybe, but i'm not a dorf in that.

    If there are prostitutes in Dwarf Fortress, I'd make everyone in [chat] a prostitute.

    that would be the military

    if you don't change the .ini setting to have a maximum number of children in the military then you absolutely need to make sure to only conscript males in that game. Cause the crazy dorfs will carry their babbies into battle then go psycho bughouse and start killing your people when their kids get killed.

    During a goblin attack once one of my dorf soldiers got her arm broken and her baby went flying into the moat. I quickly drained the moat, and the baby was still alive! (always have a lever to drain your moat) The mother began the long path around through the now unlocked tunnels to access the moat to retrieve her baby.

    Just before going through the last door she decided that she better get a drink first, and went to the posh dwarf bar I had set up with expensive statues and had a pint. Then she went to go take a nap and eat some food. Then she went crazy because she realized that her baby was dead because someone left it in a moat. Somehow her arm had healed during this process and she managed to effectively cut up a half dozen dwarfs on her murder spree

    DF really is something

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    You're already in my FF6 game, @21stCentury

    AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE @Sarksus

    Maybe, but i'm not a dorf in that.

    If there are prostitutes in Dwarf Fortress, I'd make everyone in [chat] a prostitute.

    that would be the military

    if you don't change the .ini setting to have a maximum number of children in the fortress then you absolutely need to make sure to only conscript males in that game. Cause the crazy dorfs will carry their babbies into battle then go psycho bughouse and start killing your people when their kids get killed.

    That...actually sounds like a plan I can get behind.

    from what I understand it's an odd side effect of the way the game handles psychology. the dorfs are more likely to couple up when they spend time socializing with each other. And the ones in the military spend a lot more time in groups than all the others off working on their individual tasks. So they are waaaay more likely to end up reproducing and getting married.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Skippy that article was excellent and also probably very true.

    Also, I disagree with a lot of Cruz's positions but he is a remarkable speaker.

    spool32 on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    How am I gonna die? I don't live in your city do I.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How am I gonna die? I don't live in your city do I.

    you do now

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm only losing money because I'm running everything at top notch and I now have the cheat to get the monies!

    Proof that Socialism doesn't work.

    9-9-9!

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Your future monarch and mine, Charles, is currently touring through his loyal Pacific colonies, who needs a president !

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    How am I gonna die? I don't live in your city do I.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Charles is having his 64th birthday in NZ, with 64 NZers....

    oh we are a nice bunch

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    mim is in the navy now, she will find you through the trail of broken gay sailor hearts you leave in your wake

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Charles is having his 64th birthday in NZ, with 64 NZers....

    oh we are a nice bunch

    I keep hearing NZ is lovely. I want to see it.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    I'm only losing money because I'm running everything at top notch and I now have the cheat to get the monies!

    So you're pretty much like a real mayor!

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Charles is having his 64th birthday in NZ, with 64 NZers....

    oh we are a nice bunch

    I keep hearing NZ is lovely. I want to see it.

    I have pictures!

    gimme a sec...

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Charles is having his 64th birthday in NZ, with 64 NZers....

    oh we are a nice bunch

    I keep hearing NZ is lovely. I want to see it.

    Make sure you pretend to be royalty, that will help

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Oh my god, my game is telling me that the Army base is rife with crime.

    Why does this not surprise me.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    mim is in the navy now, she will find you through the trail of broken gay sailor hearts you leave in your wake

    I am curious how many gay sailors I'm going to meet.

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    That's the deal with army bases - they stimulate demand for low and mid commercial zones, but bring in crime and pollution. I usually accept them and build around them because tanks are cool.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    You can lure them out by doing the dance of their people:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    mim is in the navy now, she will find you through the trail of broken gay sailor hearts you leave in your wake

    I am curious how many gay sailors I'm going to meet.

    a boatload.

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Charles is having his 64th birthday in NZ, with 64 NZers....

    oh we are a nice bunch

    I keep hearing NZ is lovely. I want to see it.

    I have pictures!

    gimme a sec...

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    Milfordsound2_zps8cbdf567.jpg

    Milfordsound1_zpsd2418ca2.jpg

    Akaroa_zps86064337.jpg

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    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    The library I work at wants to hire someone with a MLS and preferred three years of academic library experience to edit the library blog.

    It would be a ten hour a week position.

    Meanwhile I work 20 hours and just sit at a desk making sure no one steals our books and that the student workers don't take a shit on the printers.

    The employer's market can take a hike.

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh my god, my game is telling me that the Army base is rife with crime.

    Why does this not surprise me.

    Bandit attacks can account for up to 5% of your casualties during a siege

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    really enjoying the reactions people are having to the borderlands patch

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I wonder what it is that makes a person predisposed to conspiracy theories

    I know a few guys who literally buy any conspiracy theory they hear- 9/11, voter fraud, Obama planning government takeover, antenioplaston therapy- basically if you can frame it as some lone wolf maverck guy with THE TRUTH going against some big entity, they eat it up

    I wonder why that is

    or did I just answer my own question

    someone give me things to read about psychology of conspiracy theorists @Ferallllllllllllll

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Is NZ as dangerous as Aus? I don't need to be killed in my sleep by a spider.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    What's a good way for someone to get into Dwarf Fortress? And what's a good way to make me not want to gouge out my eyeballs trying to decipher ASCII?

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    kaleedity wrote: »
    really enjoying the reactions people are having to the borderlands patch

    ?

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Mim wrote: »
    Is NZ as dangerous as Aus? I don't need to be killed in my sleep by a spider.

    Strangely no.

    Though, licking possums or hedgehogs does increase your chances of getting TB.

    Edit: In case you're wondering, you have to turn the hedgehog upside down.

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    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I wonder what it is that makes a person predisposed to conspiracy theories

    I know a few guys who literally buy any conspiracy theory they hear- 9/11, voter fraud, Obama planning government takeover, antenioplaston therapy- basically if you can frame it as some lone wolf maverck guy with THE TRUTH going against some big entity, they eat it up

    I wonder why that is

    or did I just answer my own question

    someone give me things to read about psychology of conspiracy theorists @Ferallllllllllllll

    Religion and conspiracy operate on similar if not identical vectors.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Is NZ as dangerous as Aus? I don't need to be killed in my sleep by a spider.

    Nah, but be careful of getting into arguments with sheepkin, they are very stupid

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    What's a good way for someone to get into Dwarf Fortress? And what's a good way to make me not want to gouge out my eyeballs trying to decipher ASCII?

    Lazy Newb Pack and watching tutorials by a guy named 51ppycup on YouTube. He has a new set of tutorials too!

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I wonder what it is that makes a person predisposed to conspiracy theories

    I know a few guys who literally buy any conspiracy theory they hear- 9/11, voter fraud, Obama planning government takeover, antenioplaston therapy- basically if you can frame it as some lone wolf maverck guy with THE TRUTH going against some big entity, they eat it up

    I wonder why that is

    or did I just answer my own question

    someone give me things to read about psychology of conspiracy theorists @Ferallllllllllllll

    I think it's just paranoid tendencies, compulsively distrusting the most likely / accepted explanation for a given event.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    What's a good way for someone to get into Dwarf Fortress? And what's a good way to make me not want to gouge out my eyeballs trying to decipher ASCII?

    LazyNewbPack + a tutorial of the dorf wiki.

    Alternatively, try out Towns which is much like DF but not quite as hardcore. Or if you want a rogue-y experience, try Don't Starve (You're just one dude there though).

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    oh finally

    the increasingly puzzled looks on faces have made this lecturer say that students should just give up on trying to intuit the strategic forms and just treat them as mathematical abstractions

    wouldn't have needed that dodge if he hadn't fouled it up from the start

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