Because at work, I told them I'm 17. This means that when I'm closing I get to leave at 11:30 and not 1:30 or 2 am. You see, when I'm in college, they still make the people leave that late, which doesn't give me time to do my homework. I'm not going to fail out of college for 7.75 an hour.
They wanted to see my driver's license yesterday but I didn't have it on me.
My birthday is 2/09/89 but I told them it was 9/02/89.
However, I'll be getting a job on campus within the next couple of weeks so hopefully I can get away with it long enough to not get in any real trouble.
I have (I was in summer school) and their exact words were "Too bad, you're in college now. This is the real world. You're going to have to learn to deal with it."
Goddamnit. My work schedule got changed yesterday, so I was going to work 10am-6pm. Instead, I got called at 9:30 and asked if I could work 2:15pm - 11:15pm.
I was going to go see the Bourne Ultimatum later tonight.
I drove down to San Diego on a spur of the monent last night to see some friends who are here for a few days. i am currently sitting in their hotel room enjoying havin gboth internat AND tv. In a few minutes, I'm going to leave to pick up a third friend from the airport, and we're going to hang out before I have to drive home and not see her for a year. On my way home I'm going to stop by the Saleen store and oggle expensive cars.
ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."
I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.
It's just gonna get dirty again.
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ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."
I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.
It's just gonna get dirty again.
i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'
personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened
it's very fun to kick people in the face off buildings
i want to purchase it
I own it, and I must says, while kicking people in the face is fun, stapling them to a moving vehicle with a harpoon gun is infinitely more entertaining.
Trillian on
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."
I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.
It's just gonna get dirty again.
i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'
personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened
Friday, we went downtown. Started off at the Hard Rock Cafe which is pretty tasty but also expensive. Then we hit Coyote Ugly for a couple drinks and I watched this hot ass chick dancing around on the bar. Good times. Then it was off to our regular where we played pool and drank till close. Only thing that kinda sucks is we bought drinks for these girls we were digging on and they gave them away. Bitches.
Yesterday, my friend the Jew took me out for pizza, more beer and pool because I'd been watching his house while he was out of state for work. Then my stepdad calls me: PARTY. My little brother's moving up to Seattle Wednesday, so we had a big ass party for him. Beer pong, kegs, food, girls, everything. So much fucking fun. I have a lot of carpet to shampoo today.
Then tonight we have the Hall of Fame game, so we're gonna grill up and have yet another party. I don't know how I'm going to make it to work tomorrow.
ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."
I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.
It's just gonna get dirty again.
i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'
personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened
I've never understood the emphasis on the amount of semen. I have a hard time imagining how many post-coital discussions are along the lines of "That's it? That's it? That's all the splooge you can muster? This isn't even a cupful!"
And the guy says, "my entire ballsack doesn't fill a cup!"
Jordyn on
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ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."
I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.
It's just gonna get dirty again.
i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'
personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened
I once saw this japanese comic where that happens
I can direct you to several websites
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edited August 2007
also this one video on youporn with a bukakke machine and seriously what the fuck japan
Getting stuck behind redneck campers in giant RV's going 5 miles an hour, being late to work because of it, and then having to deal with their dumb questions and five-dollar purchases all day...is not so awesome. But I have the rest of the day off and a big bowl of Kraft mac and cheese spirals, so the day can only get better from here.
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Because at work, I told them I'm 17. This means that when I'm closing I get to leave at 11:30 and not 1:30 or 2 am. You see, when I'm in college, they still make the people leave that late, which doesn't give me time to do my homework. I'm not going to fail out of college for 7.75 an hour.
They wanted to see my driver's license yesterday but I didn't have it on me.
My birthday is 2/09/89 but I told them it was 9/02/89.
However, I'll be getting a job on campus within the next couple of weeks so hopefully I can get away with it long enough to not get in any real trouble.
Did he graduate from college?
assholes
I was going to go see the Bourne Ultimatum later tonight.
Goddamnit.
This was a good idea on my part.
A ticket as in the kind a cop might give you? No.
I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.
It's just gonna get dirty again.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
i want to purchase it
i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'
personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened
I own it, and I must says, while kicking people in the face is fun, stapling them to a moving vehicle with a harpoon gun is infinitely more entertaining.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
I once saw this japanese comic where that happens
Friday, we went downtown. Started off at the Hard Rock Cafe which is pretty tasty but also expensive. Then we hit Coyote Ugly for a couple drinks and I watched this hot ass chick dancing around on the bar. Good times. Then it was off to our regular where we played pool and drank till close. Only thing that kinda sucks is we bought drinks for these girls we were digging on and they gave them away. Bitches.
Yesterday, my friend the Jew took me out for pizza, more beer and pool because I'd been watching his house while he was out of state for work. Then my stepdad calls me: PARTY. My little brother's moving up to Seattle Wednesday, so we had a big ass party for him. Beer pong, kegs, food, girls, everything. So much fucking fun. I have a lot of carpet to shampoo today.
Then tonight we have the Hall of Fame game, so we're gonna grill up and have yet another party. I don't know how I'm going to make it to work tomorrow.
I've never understood the emphasis on the amount of semen. I have a hard time imagining how many post-coital discussions are along the lines of "That's it? That's it? That's all the splooge you can muster? This isn't even a cupful!"
And the guy says, "my entire ballsack doesn't fill a cup!"
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
STEAM!
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I can direct you to several websites
...I mean
she needs surgery.
she...
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I'm making fries
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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haha it's stickin to you dogg
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