If you search through the Crawling Chaos you can find quite a few individuals left with the ability to differentiate themselves from the pack and say I. For I can say I . For I is me and me is I. I is for indigo.
It sucks not having any salmon[/b] thrown at my feet anymore. That stuff is delicious.
What? You must be high if you think that! Take your disgusting fishy habits and get out of here! Don't you know that cultists, murderers, communists, and renowned Mafiosi prefer salmon? Ugh.
Note: I AM A FREE MAN; I CAN USE PROPER PRONOUNS, ARTICLES OF SPEECH, AND INDEED, CONJUGATE ALL MANNER OF TRICKY GRAMMAR!
Also
Gonna make a page in my ledger and just paint it solid red.
Au contraire, my good sir, I may have saved us all. Assuming, of course, that my hunch was correct.
If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. No need to get off on the wrong foot though, I'll loan you some paint for your ledger. How do you feel about scarlet?
The Outer Gods are disappointed an Epic Tie did not seemingly just occur. *replace orson clap with bizarro hercules disappointed* ...... pending results http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
'Twas the the night before Phallamas
And all through the thread
There was a badass virus
We'd all soon be dead.
The red votes were hung 'round [strike]ebum[/strike] some other sop with care
In hopes that St. Dickolas soon would be there
The villagers snuggled, confused in their heads
While armies of cultist ants marched through the threads.
As I cast my red vote, too late to switch,
Up came our Gandalf, that sexiest bitch.
"Now I'm Santa, you know,"
He said with a glow.
"I wrote this before vote close,
What happened I don't knows,
but I had to write it quickly so not everything rhymes or has the right rhythm, bite me."
"Now it doesn't take an oracle
To see we need a miracle.
The cult wouldn't play ball with me,
So I'm doing my best, you see,
To grab them by the short follicles."
"Was it a cultist trap?
Forget about that crap,
And list to how I'm trying to save us all."
"A Christmas Pickle,
With a power quite fickle,
Has come into my inbox quite recently.
It gave me one wish,
With conditions vague-ish,
But I tried to use it most decently."
"I could have wished for powers, or wincons or gifts.
Or to heal these most painful, itching anal rifts.
That's more than you wanted to know?
Well I'll say it just so:
I wished on that pickle, the whole village to uplift."
"I said 'No more of this sickliness,
T_A's power of dickliness!
Halt this virus tonight,
Let us have a fair fight!'
This I wished with all of my thick penis."
"Did my wish take effect?
I've no way of knowing.
Was my wording perfect?
Unlikely, so let's just keep going."
But I heard him exclaim, ere he wandered out of sight,
"Merry Phallamas to all, and to all a good night."
(Then he poked his head back in and yelled, "And if this does work?
Hey Cult!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger! ")
The Dead Capfalcon - Vengeful Turkey - turns out he couldn't live without his head after all. Kilnaga - Heat Miser - Mobbed Corvidae - Krampthulhu - Mobbed Macallan - Spirit of Egg Nog - accidentally caught in the Mob
Macallan, I'm sharpening my grapefruit spoon for your ocular cavities.
GOD DAMN IT
Clearly counting votes in the post edit window isn't working for me this game, I'm gonna have to start making spreadsheets.
After the recount, I believe it should be 5/4/3, ebum leading. Carry on with your nights.
OL, it's getting steamy in here with talk like that. :winky:
EDIT: oh hey narration
OooOooOooOooOooOoooooOOooOooooOoOooOOo
Very well, not quite what I was expecting, but hey, I'll take it. I'll be in the graveyard. With the egg nog.
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CTHULHU
Gonna call ebum's bluff. I accept full responsibility for whatever happens, but I ask you all to trust we.
I mean...me. ;-)
I- I- I- I want the kniiiife. Pleeaaassee.
So I can bury it in your skull.
Yup. Madness isn't something that's going to stop Cthulu or (in all likelihood) an insane cult.
ebum
What? You must be high if you think that! Take your disgusting fishy habits and get out of here! Don't you know that cultists, murderers, communists, and renowned Mafiosi prefer salmon? Ugh.
Note: I AM A FREE MAN; I CAN USE PROPER PRONOUNS, ARTICLES OF SPEECH, AND INDEED, CONJUGATE ALL MANNER OF TRICKY GRAMMAR!
Also
Vote Count of christmas cocks madness
6 Ebum: Premium. Undergroundmonorail. OL. Macallan. Gandalf
4. Kilnaga: Spoit. Corvidae Egos anialos. Obifett.
3. Corvidae: ebum. Corvidae. Gizzy.
1. INANTP: INANTP
1. Gizzy: Lucedes.
1. Macallan: Kilnaga
This vote count brought to you by EGG NOG! Try it before it's gone!
I did my best.
I asked stuff.
(You. Yes, I'm going to kill you. When you die in the narration, that's my hand at work. Consider it a release from madness. You're welcome.)
Whoops
Fuck you always and forever.
Gonna make a page in my ledger and just paint it solid red.
Just...just remember that, when the narration gets posted.
yoooo volntrd for ths!!!!!!!!!!
Macallan, I'm sharpening my grapefruit spoon for your ocular cavities.
MINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Au contraire, my good sir, I may have saved us all. Assuming, of course, that my hunch was correct.
If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. No need to get off on the wrong foot though, I'll loan you some paint for your ledger. How do you feel about scarlet?
*replace orson clap with bizarro hercules disappointed* ...... pending results
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
And all through the thread
There was a badass virus
We'd all soon be dead.
The red votes were hung 'round [strike]ebum[/strike] some other sop with care
In hopes that St. Dickolas soon would be there
The villagers snuggled, confused in their heads
While armies of cultist ants marched through the threads.
As I cast my red vote, too late to switch,
Up came our Gandalf, that sexiest bitch.
"Now I'm Santa, you know,"
He said with a glow.
"I wrote this before vote close,
What happened I don't knows,
but I had to write it quickly so not everything rhymes or has the right rhythm, bite me."
"Now it doesn't take an oracle
To see we need a miracle.
The cult wouldn't play ball with me,
So I'm doing my best, you see,
To grab them by the short follicles."
"Was it a cultist trap?
Forget about that crap,
And list to how I'm trying to save us all."
"A Christmas Pickle,
With a power quite fickle,
Has come into my inbox quite recently.
It gave me one wish,
With conditions vague-ish,
But I tried to use it most decently."
"I could have wished for powers, or wincons or gifts.
Or to heal these most painful, itching anal rifts.
That's more than you wanted to know?
Well I'll say it just so:
I wished on that pickle, the whole village to uplift."
"I said 'No more of this sickliness,
T_A's power of dickliness!
Halt this virus tonight,
Let us have a fair fight!'
This I wished with all of my thick penis."
"Did my wish take effect?
I've no way of knowing.
Was my wording perfect?
Unlikely, so let's just keep going."
But I heard him exclaim, ere he wandered out of sight,
"Merry Phallamas to all, and to all a good night."
(Then he poked his head back in and yelled, "And if this does work?
Hey Cult!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger! ")
The Dead
Capfalcon - Vengeful Turkey - turns out he couldn't live without his head after all.
Kilnaga - Heat Miser - Mobbed
Corvidae - Krampthulhu - Mobbed
Macallan - Spirit of Egg Nog - accidentally caught in the Mob
Very few PMs to send tonight. Go nuts
GOD DAMN IT
Clearly counting votes in the post edit window isn't working for me this game, I'm gonna have to start making spreadsheets.
After the recount, I believe it should be 5/4/3, ebum leading. Carry on with your nights.
OL, it's getting steamy in here with talk like that. :winky:
EDIT: oh hey narration
OooOooOooOooOooOoooooOOooOooooOoOooOOo
Very well, not quite what I was expecting, but hey, I'll take it. I'll be in the graveyard. With the egg nog.
OOoooOooooOooOooooooOoOoOoooOooOooOooO
ths s what happns whn yo'r back s aganst 3 walls smltanosly.
oooOOOoooOOOooooOOOooo
Ebum's still alive, but not for loooong!
ebumbum
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