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A Christmas [Miniphalla] - Do It Yourself 3: With a vengeance. GAME OVER - Host Victory!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote: »
    m amsd by all ths.

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    so an i tge only one left whho can saay i?

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    If you search through the Crawling Chaos you can find quite a few individuals left with the ability to differentiate themselves from the pack and say I. For I can say I . For I is me and me is I. I is for indigo.

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Montoya?

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I can say I? I guess I'll vote for corvidae

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Don't you mean Ia Ia Fhtagn, egos?

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Montoya?
    "Hello my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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    CTHULHU

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
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    Gonna call ebum's bluff. I accept full responsibility for whatever happens, but I ask you all to trust we.

    I mean...me. ;-)

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    OminousLozenge
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    I, for one, am willing to stay on ebum just to keep the collective the hell away from my brains. Fevered though they may be.

    I- I- I- I want the kniiiife. Pleeaaassee.

    So I can bury it in your skull.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Dudes, global role block. If we're wrong, kill us tomorrow.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    AARRRGHGHHHH GLOBAL ROLEBLOCK

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    xcpt that cthlh s mmn t madnss.

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Dudes, global role block. If we're wrong, kill us tomorrow.
    corvidae wrote: »
    xcpt that cthlh s mmn t madnss.

    Yup. Madness isn't something that's going to stop Cthulu or (in all likelihood) an insane cult.

    ebum

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  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    It sucks not having any salmon[/b] thrown at my feet anymore. That stuff is delicious.

    What? You must be high if you think that! Take your disgusting fishy habits and get out of here! Don't you know that cultists, murderers, communists, and renowned Mafiosi prefer salmon? Ugh.

    Note: I AM A FREE MAN; I CAN USE PROPER PRONOUNS, ARTICLES OF SPEECH, AND INDEED, CONJUGATE ALL MANNER OF TRICKY GRAMMAR!
    Also

    Vote Count of christmas cocks madness

    6 Ebum: Premium. Undergroundmonorail. OL. Macallan. Gandalf
    4. Kilnaga: Spoit. Corvidae Egos anialos. Obifett.
    3. Corvidae: ebum. Corvidae. Gizzy.
    1. INANTP: INANTP
    1. Gizzy: Lucedes.
    1. Macallan: Kilnaga

    This vote count brought to you by EGG NOG! Try it before it's gone!

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Whatever happens tonight, I just want you guys to know.

    I did my best.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Whatever happens tonight, I just want you guys and the Elder Gods upstairs to know

    I asked stuff.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    I don't even know what to believe, but I hope whatever insanity is about to drop is very entertaining.

    (You. Yes, I'm going to kill you. When you die in the narration, that's my hand at work. Consider it a release from madness. You're welcome.)

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Kilnaga

    Whoops

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Vote closed. I hate you all.

    Gandalf_the_CrazedMacallan
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Macallan wrote: »
    Kilnaga

    Whoops

    Fuck you always and forever.

    Gonna make a page in my ledger and just paint it solid red.

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  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Vote closed. I hate you all.

    <3

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Macallan wrote: »
    Kilnaga

    Whoops
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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    I also want you all to know, it's not easy to manage Phalla shenanigans and write poetry.

    Just...just remember that, when the narration gets posted.

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    actlly, krampthl.
    Vote closed. I hate you all.


    yoooo volntrd for ths!!!!!!!!!!

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Macallan counted corvidae twice, so maaaybe it wasn't a tie? I dunno, but there's one thing I do know.

    Macallan, I'm sharpening my grapefruit spoon for your ocular cavities. :)

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    CUSTOM

    MINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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    Egos
  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Macallan wrote: »
    Kilnaga

    Whoops

    Fuck you always and forever.

    Gonna make a page in my ledger and just paint it solid red.

    Au contraire, my good sir, I may have saved us all. Assuming, of course, that my hunch was correct.
    If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. No need to get off on the wrong foot though, I'll loan you some paint for your ledger. How do you feel about scarlet?

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    The Outer Gods are disappointed an Epic Tie did not seemingly just occur.
    *replace orson clap with bizarro hercules disappointed* ...... pending results

    Gandalf_the_Crazed
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    'Twas the the night before Phallamas
    And all through the thread
    There was a badass virus
    We'd all soon be dead.

    The red votes were hung 'round [strike]ebum[/strike] some other sop with care
    In hopes that St. Dickolas soon would be there
    The villagers snuggled, confused in their heads
    While armies of cultist ants marched through the threads.

    As I cast my red vote, too late to switch,
    Up came our Gandalf, that sexiest bitch.
    "Now I'm Santa, you know,"
    He said with a glow.

    "I wrote this before vote close,
    What happened I don't knows,
    but I had to write it quickly so not everything rhymes or has the right rhythm, bite me."

    "Now it doesn't take an oracle
    To see we need a miracle.
    The cult wouldn't play ball with me,
    So I'm doing my best, you see,
    To grab them by the short follicles."

    "Was it a cultist trap?
    Forget about that crap,
    And list to how I'm trying to save us all."

    "A Christmas Pickle,
    With a power quite fickle,
    Has come into my inbox quite recently.
    It gave me one wish,
    With conditions vague-ish,
    But I tried to use it most decently."

    "I could have wished for powers, or wincons or gifts.
    Or to heal these most painful, itching anal rifts.
    That's more than you wanted to know?
    Well I'll say it just so:
    I wished on that pickle, the whole village to uplift."

    "I said 'No more of this sickliness,
    T_A's power of dickliness!
    Halt this virus tonight,
    Let us have a fair fight!'
    This I wished with all of my thick penis."

    "Did my wish take effect?
    I've no way of knowing.
    Was my wording perfect?
    Unlikely, so let's just keep going."

    But I heard him exclaim, ere he wandered out of sight,
    "Merry Phallamas to all, and to all a good night."

    (Then he poked his head back in and yelled, "And if this does work?
    Hey Cult!
    This is what happens when you fuck a stranger! ")


    The Dead
    Capfalcon - Vengeful Turkey - turns out he couldn't live without his head after all.
    Kilnaga - Heat Miser - Mobbed
    Corvidae - Krampthulhu - Mobbed
    Macallan - Spirit of Egg Nog - accidentally caught in the Mob



    Very few PMs to send tonight. Go nuts

    AssuranAnialos
  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Macallan counted corvidae twice

    Macallan, I'm sharpening my grapefruit spoon for your ocular cavities. :)


    GOD DAMN IT
    Clearly counting votes in the post edit window isn't working for me this game, I'm gonna have to start making spreadsheets.
    After the recount, I believe it should be 5/4/3, ebum leading. Carry on with your nights.

    OL, it's getting steamy in here with talk like that. :winky:


    EDIT: oh hey narration

    OooOooOooOooOooOoooooOOooOooooOoOooOOo


    Very well, not quite what I was expecting, but hey, I'll take it. I'll be in the graveyard. With the egg nog.
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    OOoooOooooOooOooooooOoOoOoooOooOooOooO

    Macallan on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Every single one of you fuckers needs to remember this when we're voting on "Craziest Day" at the next Phallawards.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Gizzy has been replaced by Cythraul.

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    ooOOooOOOoooOOoooOOOoo

    ths s what happns whn yo'r back s aganst 3 walls smltanosly.

    oooOOOoooOOOooooOOOooo

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Go team pickle!

    Ebum's still alive, but not for loooong!

    OminousLozenge on
    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    OK, time to send ebum packing.

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  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum you had your fun, you crazy bastard. Tell me who your number two is, so I can kill him! INANTP, that's who I think it is!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    I btouht thr raid!
    ebumbum

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    ebum

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    We're puzzled.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    do trh mfiasoso syill ebrn gave a kill?

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