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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Raven that whole dress is flattering you blathering imbecile.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goddammit.

    I lost one quarter.

    I had just enough for laundry. Can't fucking find it.

    You are in the worst place. I say this as a dude dealing with a break-up.

    that shit sucks.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I just

    I don't even

    If someone feels they can't control themselves why should that be anyone else's problem

    I hope someone kicks that dude in the fucking teeth

    "I'm sorry for feeding this man his own face, Your Honor

    I just couldn't control myself"

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    i got fired for being beautiful once.

    I was making everyone else jealous

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I'm 31

    The chances of being fired cause I'm too hot to deal with is shrinking with each passing moment.

    Gotta stop wearing shirts, live each day like its my last (not just today).

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i got fired for being beautiful once.

    I was making everyone else jealous

    Get back in the chronochamber. The world is just not ready for you yet.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I just

    I don't even

    If someone feels they can't control themselves why should that be anyone else's problem

    I hope someone kicks that dude in the fucking teeth

    "I'm sorry for feeding this man his own face, Your Honor

    I just couldn't control myself"

    Ooh

    Oh boy

    I ain't heard this one before

    I'm keeping this

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    KEB wrote: »
    I dont know if this was posted yet but if it has Im sorry

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/21/bosses-irresistible-workers_n_2348381.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
    IOWA CITY, Iowa -- A dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant that he found attractive simply because he and his wife viewed the woman as a threat to their marriage, the all-male Iowa Supreme Court ruled Friday.

    The court ruled 7-0 that bosses can fire employees they see as an "irresistible attraction," even if the employees have not engaged in flirtatious behavior or otherwise done anything wrong. Such firings may be unfair, but they are not unlawful discrimination under the Iowa Civil Rights Act because they are motivated by feelings and emotions, not gender, Justice Edward Mansfield wrote.

    ...

    But Nelson's attorney said Iowa's all-male high court, one of only a handful in the nation, failed to recognize the discrimination that women see routinely in the workplace.

    "These judges sent a message to Iowa women that they don't think men can be held responsible for their sexual desires and that Iowa women are the ones who have to monitor and control their bosses' sexual desires," said attorney Paige Fiedler. "If they get out of hand, then the women can be legally fired for it."

    Nelson, 32, worked for Knight for 10 years, and he considered her a stellar worker. But in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing, according to the opinion.


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    He also once allegedly remarked about her infrequent sex life by saying, "that's like having a Lamborghini in the garage and never driving it."

    Knight and Nelson - both married with children - started exchanging text messages, mostly about personal matters, such as their families. Knight's wife, who also worked in the dental office, found out about the messages and demanded Nelson be fired. The Knights consulted with their pastor, who agreed that terminating Nelson was appropriate.

    Knight fired Nelson and gave her one month's severance. He later told Nelson's husband that he worried he was getting too personally attached and feared he would eventually try to start an affair with her.

    Nelson was stunned because she viewed the 53-year-old Knight as a father figure and had never been interested in starting a relationship, Fiedler said.

    ...

    Knight is a very religious and moral individual, and he sincerely believed that firing Nelson would be best for all parties, he said.

    "While there was really no fault on the part of Mrs. Nelson, it was just as clear the decision to terminate her was not related to the fact that she was a woman," he said. "The motives behind Dr. Knight terminating Mrs. Nelson were quite clear: He did so to preserve his marriage.

    "I don't view this as a decision that was either pro-women or opposed to women rights at all. In my view, this was a decision that followed the appropriate case law."


    SIGH. So she was a threat to his marriage, despite her not being remotely interested in him, let alone willing to begin an affair. I cannot believe this was deemed a legitimate reason for firing a good employee. Why not just impose a dress code if her "tight clothing" is causing you pants bulges?

    Raven, you and I both know that, as women, we find ALL men irresistibly attractive, and it's only their incredible self control that stops the world from being a 24/7 bonefest.

    And this man was losing his self control, what was he to do?!

    Ugh.

    Unless they're nice men. :p

    The nice men are loaded into a wagon and shipped to the friend zone.

    I read about it on tumblr.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I just

    I don't even

    If someone feels they can't control themselves why should that be anyone else's problem

    I hope someone kicks that dude in the fucking teeth

    "I'm sorry for feeding this man his own face, Your Honor

    I just couldn't control myself"

    We the jury find that while the defendant clearly assaulted the victim, we do note that the victim has a very punchable face and we plan on taking turns hitting it ourselves.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
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    Buck up, Chuck.

    Platitudes.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Wow. Tonight was fucking crazy.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Im glad I created a dialogue

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Wow. Tonight was fucking crazy.

    I thought Thor killing that sun eating wolf was the highlight

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Raven that whole dress is flattering you blathering imbecile.

    Thanks, Chu. :)


    You're still a butt-raving goose nugget.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
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    Buck up, Chuck.

    Platitudes.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
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    Buck up, Chuck.

    Platitudes.

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    Would it help if I posted a miscarriage comic from cad.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    You'll notice that wasn't a question.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goddammit.

    I lost one quarter.

    I had just enough for laundry. Can't fucking find it.
    You are in the worst place. I say this as a dude dealing with a break-up.

    that shit sucks.
    This is literally worse than the Holocaust.

    So fucking frustrating.

    I've even got, like, $100 in cash in my wallet, and, like, probably $40-$50 worth of change on my desk; just no fucking quarters. Motherfucker.

    Thanatos on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I hate when I'm out with my friends and start spacing out because I've been up and running around all day.

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    JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    Reading my old threads fill me up with shame. Too bad I can't plausibly deny it was me.

    IT IS ME! I just find ''me '' from a few years ago to be so damn stupid.

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Back from a good time with friends. First was dinner and some frambozen. Then Chai for dessert. Then we all went to Korea Town for Karaoke. It was a fucking blast. Yay for good times.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    I think my only threads have been chat threads

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Fucking found it! Thank fucking Christ!

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Everything wrong with Ted Mosby can be summed up in the episode "The Window" wherein he tries to herd a woman away from men so that he can bone her.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I have made some goof threads.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Tomorrow I have to go to my grandmothers 96th birthday.

    I can't stand seeing her because every time I look at her I can feel that I remind her of my Dad and he ain't been dead more than two years.

    and then when i leave early everyone will be like.

    "did you see that due. he didn't even stay long! what a jerk!"

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I tried that Norse myth joke on my gf via text msg

    Not dating a geek sucks.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goddammit.

    I lost one quarter.

    I had just enough for laundry. Can't fucking find it.

    There was a website someone once linked it [chat] about minor inconveniences that at the time seem really irritating. Any clues? Because this was my worst one.

    Could you be referring to a Sneaky Hate Spiral?

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    This is for you, DUEd.
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    I'm not Ludious so that's the best I am willing to find.

    AManFromEarth on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    wait is that a real Whomp or an edit?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Raven that whole dress is flattering you blathering imbecile.

    Thanks, Chu. :)


    You're still a butt-raving goose nugget.

    a butt-raving goose nugget w/ feelings :(

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jean wrote: »
    Reading my old threads fill me up with shame. Too bad I can't plausibly deny it was me.

    IT IS ME! I just find ''me '' from a few years ago to be so damn stupid.

    I understand that feeling but it's best to just try and take it as a positive. Imagine if you read your old stuff and thought "man, I suck so much compared to that guy."

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    wait is that a real Whomp or an edit?

    Fairly sure it's an edit.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Today I was a groomsman in a friend's wedding

    Good times, but I am so tired

    Pony on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    wait is that a real Whomp or an edit?

    Fairly sure it's an edit.

    Shit :( I love when people take shots at Buckley

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Raven that whole dress is flattering you blathering imbecile.

    Thanks, Chu. :)


    You're still a butt-raving goose nugget.

    a butt-raving goose nugget w/ feelings :(

    Only a cynic would call what you have "feelings".

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2012
    let it never be said that klipsch isn't awesome.

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    @tav
    @donkey kong
    @variable

    they didn't even ask me to ship my old ones in first! they're just sending me a new pair and i guess presumably i will send in the defective pair once i get that in the mail? if they even want me to. i dunno.

    point is i expected to have to pay for shipping at least one way AND i'd be getting a repair at best. i am pleasantly surprised.

    Organichu on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Pony wrote: »
    Today I was a groomsman in a friend's wedding

    Good times, but I am so tired

    I'm glad you were able to make it, dude

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    wait is that a real Whomp or an edit?

    Fairly sure it's an edit.

    Shit :( I love when people take shots at Buckley

    Agreed. But not enough to click "agree"

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