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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i think i might put my foot down and stop seeing this girl

    but it's hard v_v

    what's wrong, dogg?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    the lady i'm seeing bid me goodnight with a kiss after her party. we did not bone. i won't see her for 2 weeks! WE HAVEN'T BONED YET.

    it's been like 5-6 dates!

    i thought we would tonight!

    what gives, lady.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • KEBKEB Registered User regular
    the lady i'm seeing bid me goodnight with a kiss after her party. we did not bone. i won't see her for 2 weeks! WE HAVEN'T BONED YET.

    it's been like 5-6 dates!

    i thought we would tonight!

    what gives, lady.

    Geez OTLC, close the deal :P

    Nah, it's just 'cause she's a classy lady.

    I envy her

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    i translated a doc at work that kept mentioning "the danger zone"

    and i was losing my shit constantly for no reason

    not for no reason

    EM's never watched a single episode of archer

    he's just insane

    we 80s children grew up in a world of Zones

    there was the highway to the danger zone and there was forbidden zone the oingo boingo movie and the 1981 camp classic "spacehunter in the forbidden zone" and...really there was a huge preponderance of forbidden zones for some reason that I'm still not clear on

    so Zones to me are inherently hilarious

    also the spiral zone

    I totally forgot that!

    I have shamed my clan :(


    No, you remembered Boingo. There is no shame here.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    Jacobkosh
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    I had a legit freak out moment just a bit ago. I got really focused on Dwarf Fortress, and during it I was talking in IRC to some people. I checked back after like 40 minutes during my tune-out, and nobody had said a word since. It had just crossed over midnight on the west coast and I was not appreciating any joke or coincidence happening!

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Jack Daniels honey whiskey is surprisingly good.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    the lady i'm seeing bid me goodnight with a kiss after her party. we did not bone. i won't see her for 2 weeks! WE HAVEN'T BONED YET.

    it's been like 5-6 dates!

    i thought we would tonight!

    what gives, lady.

    MAYBE SHE DOES NOT WANT YOUR BONE. YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I used to be the closer but I put down my bone.

    Also, raven, that is hurtful and never true. Do you have any idea how good I looked tonight?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    the lady i'm seeing bid me goodnight with a kiss after her party. we did not bone. i won't see her for 2 weeks! WE HAVEN'T BONED YET.

    it's been like 5-6 dates!

    i thought we would tonight!

    what gives, lady.

    Maybe she's not comfortable with the idea, everyone has their own pace.

    But I'm putting my money on her being disgusted. Also, on Duke.

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Who doesn't want OTLC's bone, really?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JeanJean For now : Vanier, Ontario. Soon : Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    the lady i'm seeing bid me goodnight with a kiss after her party. we did not bone. i won't see her for 2 weeks! WE HAVEN'T BONED YET.

    it's been like 5-6 dates!

    i thought we would tonight!

    what gives, lady.

    If you see long term potential with her, you will wait.

    If you see her only to get laid, you should move on.

    *sigh* relationship advice. So easy when you give them, so hard to actually follow!



    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
    Ravenhpltc24
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i think i might put my foot down and stop seeing this girl

    but it's hard v_v

    what's wrong, dogg?

    long story short is that she is just looking to have fun, meet new people, not get emotionally involved etc. she's straight up told me she's looking for other dudes because she is young. meanwhile i am seriously, seriously into her to the point where that knowledge- what she expects from us- kills me. like, i'll wake up next to her and a little sunbeam will be perfectly framing her sleeping face and i'm like AAAAARGH SHE'S TRAWLING FOR NEW D, NOT LOOKING TO GET SERIOUSLY INVOLVED.

    i keep hanging out with her and sleeping with her because she is awesome but every time it rips me apart a little more inside. it's terrible. it's worse than the holocaust.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Good morning [chat].

    It seems the world did not end, but our car did break.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    man ain't no one dig that wood?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Good morning [chat].

    It seems the world did not end, but our car did break.

    The world ends in mysterious ways.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    man look at all these people i don't really know talking about my post like i care if i got laid.

    you guys haven't been listening to me for the past few months, it's cool.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
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