I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
Kevin Sorbo voiced Hercules in God of War III. I watched the behind the scenes, he seems like a cool dude.
I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
Lisa Rinna.
Never heard of him. I'm sold!
Washed up soap actress, over the hill, too much make-up, does infomercials now.
I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
Kevin Sorbo voiced Hercules in God of War III. I watched the behind the scenes, he seems like a cool dude.
He was also good on that episode of psych.
Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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I'm going to go on a diet consisting of nothing but kale, quinoa, steel cut oats, and acai berry juice and then I'm going to sell my poop to hipsters as an all-purpose fertilizer/cosmetic/snack/interior paint.
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
Lisa Rinna.
Never heard of him. I'm sold!
Washed up soap actress, over the hill, too much make-up, does infomercials now.
I'm not an enormous Psych fan but the episode guest starring Ralp Macchio was fucking hysterical. I have rarely laughed out loud at a television show like I did at that.
I love that in the effusivly positive series where Steven Fry drives across America the only place in the entire country he disliked even a little was Miami. And he just hated it.
I doubt it, Quid. I don't really facebook people I haven't met in real life.
Well then.
I'm mostly trying to sort out which chatters are who at the moment. I know who's a chatter, I just don't know which chatters.
WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO FIX THAT
You should come to Florida, as long as you don't look anyone in the eye you'll be all right.
It's not Boston, but... um... well... the beaches are nice, I guess.
I have been as far in as Navarre and that's good enough for me. Oh, also to Disney World and Gatorland (the fare superior attraction) when I was a kid.
I propose instead you get your ass up to DC some time.
I love that in the effusivly positive series where Steven Fry drives across America the only place in the entire country he disliked even a little was Miami. And he just hated it.
Miami is terrible.
I can solve Everglades restoration and Miami's drug problem in one swoop: blow the levees along Okeechobee. Farmers will be compensated for lost arable land.
I love that in the effusivly positive series where Steven Fry drives across America the only place in the entire country he disliked even a little was Miami. And he just hated it.
Hah, I loved that series. I love all the cultural mistakes he makes up in the northeast (my homeland), like noting that Maine accents are similar to Boston accents. Even if the are, the Maine fishermen did not take kindly to that observation.
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
I love that in the effusivly positive series where Steven Fry drives across America the only place in the entire country he disliked even a little was Miami. And he just hated it.
I love that in the effusivly positive series where Steven Fry drives across America the only place in the entire country he disliked even a little was Miami. And he just hated it.
boy did he ever
I would watch an entire series of Fry ripping into every city in the US like that. But he didn't. Every other place he visited he found something positive to talk about. Even that Romney fundraiser. But Miami was just too much.
I've never been to Miami but I know from television that there is an inordinate amount of crime there, frequent explosions, and everyone punctuates verbal statements by donning and removing their sunglasses.
Wow, I didn't know she was engaged. That must be so hard on her fiance. I really hope she gets better, a couple years ago when I discovered her blog I checked it every week for new posts, they always made me laugh.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
my wife lived in Miami for a while
Basically from what I gather, if you are not a rich kid with a black card, Miami is not for you.
Now I'm curious how Stephen Fry felt about the places that I've experienced when I used to drive cross-country.
the series is in netflix streaming. But the short version is other than Miami it is universally upbeat. He loves everything. But the guy is so fun to listen to its still worth watching.
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Did you also know doing this makes them even better?
and the Sega megadrive game Desert Strike?
Well I've got good news
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gKWR9m4mfA
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Which hard-up celebrity would you like to have promote your hipster dumps?
I'm thinking Kevin Sorbo, but I'm open to chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan.
i am glum. let us grow happy together.
Kale is good for that.
Probably.
Don't buy from Fong though...
Lisa Rinna.
dont tell me you are still on that windows garbage
Never heard of him. I'm sold!
Well then.
I'm mostly trying to sort out which chatters are who at the moment. I know who's a chatter, I just don't know which chatters.
Kevin Sorbo voiced Hercules in God of War III. I watched the behind the scenes, he seems like a cool dude.
Washed up soap actress, over the hill, too much make-up, does infomercials now.
Basically perfect for my product.
He was also good on that episode of psych.
WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO FIX THAT
You should come to Florida, as long as you don't look anyone in the eye you'll be all right.
It's not Boston, but... um... well... the beaches are nice, I guess.
Nobody ever gets confused about who I am on facebook.
They see my name and they're like "oh right, that's VH".
This remains one of my favorite websites in existence, even if she seems to have dropped off the face of the earth.
GIS reveals her tits are both sad and gloomy.
You chose wisely.
If i've never agreed with one of your posts on Fb, it means I forgot who you are
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
I have been as far in as Navarre and that's good enough for me. Oh, also to Disney World and Gatorland (the fare superior attraction) when I was a kid.
I propose instead you get your ass up to DC some time.
This is actually entirely true.
And that comes from the heart.
Miami is terrible.
I can solve Everglades restoration and Miami's drug problem in one swoop: blow the levees along Okeechobee. Farmers will be compensated for lost arable land.
Hah, I loved that series. I love all the cultural mistakes he makes up in the northeast (my homeland), like noting that Maine accents are similar to Boston accents. Even if the are, the Maine fishermen did not take kindly to that observation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7NTRyOLKg
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qov3p/does_anybody_know_what_is_happening_with_allie/c3zh6pn
Hopefully she's still improving.
I would watch an entire series of Fry ripping into every city in the US like that. But he didn't. Every other place he visited he found something positive to talk about. Even that Romney fundraiser. But Miami was just too much.
Wow, I didn't know she was engaged. That must be so hard on her fiance. I really hope she gets better, a couple years ago when I discovered her blog I checked it every week for new posts, they always made me laugh.
Basically from what I gather, if you are not a rich kid with a black card, Miami is not for you.
i think they might HAVE rubbed poop on themselves at some point?
and he was cool with that
then he gets to miami and, apparently without even leaving the car he's just like
WELL FUCK THIS PLACE
the series is in netflix streaming. But the short version is other than Miami it is universally upbeat. He loves everything. But the guy is so fun to listen to its still worth watching.