Well if I don't get Day 1'd for being a thrall that achieved nethead, I could step out if DA finds the time to play.
The offer is appreciated but there is practically no chance of that happening. I'll just steal moments to watch the awesomeness without having to worry about playing well.
The room was oddly quiet. It was one of those things where everybody knows that they know everybody else, but that’s all on the computer and this was real life. And what if people are really weird in real life? Weirder than online? Everybody was milling around and it looked like everybody was going to be super duper uncomfortable when Tarranon stepped up onto the small stage.
“Hellllllo Phallateers. My goodness. You are all quite different than what I expected. Right, so here is the situation. Each of those chairs there are attached to a virtual reality simulator that I’ve been working on over the last four years. If everybody could just climb into one, yes. That’s good. Once you put your helmets on and get yourselves strapped in, the fun can begin.
“What is going to happen is simple. Your physical bodies are all going to go into a deep and dull sleep which will be continually monitored by myself and my assistants back here. What happens in the world that you are going into is something completely different. During the booting up process you will be given the identity of one of your fellow players, as well as something that reflects who they are within our own little game world. Upon awakening in the other world, you will have completely assumed that role and persona. Try to not let this freak you out. And for those of you lucky ones who end up as one of our favourite ladies, please try to not spend too long playing with your own breasts. They’re not as real as you want them to be.
“ Essentially what is going to happen is you are all going to be placed into a virtual village, and there are members of the Mafia in all of their different forms scattered amongst you. There are also others with additional and possibly similar goals amongst you as well. And at this point, you all know the name of the game. For the Village, get rid of the mafia and live happily ever after. For the Mafia, take over the world, outnumber the village and be prosperous and evil.
“Everybody clear? Yes? Excellent. We will boot up the system then and get started!”
Tarranon climbed down from the stage, nodded to his assistants and the room went black. The machines booted up and they brought a faint blue glow to everything around them, and a collective gasp filled the air as the participants were plunged into darkness and a new life.
******
It was a beautiful day in the Village and everybody was gathering in the marketplace as they always do in order to exchange services such as bread and eggs and cheese and cloth. A good old fashioned marketplace. Everything was on barter and nothing was handled with money or cash. You trusted your neighbours completely and even left your doors unlocked. But this morning was slightly different. As the gentleman smoothed out the waistcoats and adjusted their cravats and the ladies fiddled with their hats and readjusted their bosoms, a scream ripped through the marketplace.
Everybody turned to look and there, hanging from the Village’s eldest tree were the bodies of two of the founding members of the village. Ardor the Librarian and Hylianbunny the Fletcher. They had been bound together and left dangling high above the market, with a sign hanging from their ankles. “Some Nice People You Got In This Here Town. Be A Shame If Something Happened To Them.”
The sign was written in a childlike scrawl in some red paint, it was obviously not blood, and it was simply signed “The Mafia”
Well, the people of Wangshire knew what to do. It wasn’t the first time they’d been threatened. This was almost their whole reason for existing. To remove the mafia everytime it came up. Veterans and new recruits the lot of them, they did not even stop to pause, just gathered around in the town square to discuss the next step. It was time to play Phalla.
PMs are out. I think. If you did not get a role PM, PM me. I think I got them all, but it was 50 of them. That's a lot of PMs!
Day 1 has begun, it will end at 11 PM EST Monday. Or in 26+ hours.
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
1) The "playstyle" section of the role PM is not game relevant. If you have a post condition, it will be listed under "abilities." If you would like to role play and are not familiar with your player, this is a rough guide and/or justification for your ability, whatever it may be. Flavor is fun.
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Jdark is village because he's hiding behind a bush, and bushes represent Nature, and Nature is inherently good
No, right Jdark, let's just be obtuse and post images. That will really help the village.
It actually would, seeing as it led to a pretty strong village victory before.
Who are you to say otherwise?
I'm sure lots of dumb ideas ended up working because other, smarter people figured out what was going on. Doesn't make them any better.
I certainly don't see any smarter people than B:L.
Or are you proclaiming yourself to be smarter than everyone, !CesareB? Because if you're so smart, then why haven't you provided anything useful so far?
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He is Fiaryn.
Or is it FIARYN?
The offer is appreciated but there is practically no chance of that happening. I'll just steal moments to watch the awesomeness without having to worry about playing well.
hi!
The room was oddly quiet. It was one of those things where everybody knows that they know everybody else, but that’s all on the computer and this was real life. And what if people are really weird in real life? Weirder than online? Everybody was milling around and it looked like everybody was going to be super duper uncomfortable when Tarranon stepped up onto the small stage.
“Hellllllo Phallateers. My goodness. You are all quite different than what I expected. Right, so here is the situation. Each of those chairs there are attached to a virtual reality simulator that I’ve been working on over the last four years. If everybody could just climb into one, yes. That’s good. Once you put your helmets on and get yourselves strapped in, the fun can begin.
“What is going to happen is simple. Your physical bodies are all going to go into a deep and dull sleep which will be continually monitored by myself and my assistants back here. What happens in the world that you are going into is something completely different. During the booting up process you will be given the identity of one of your fellow players, as well as something that reflects who they are within our own little game world. Upon awakening in the other world, you will have completely assumed that role and persona. Try to not let this freak you out. And for those of you lucky ones who end up as one of our favourite ladies, please try to not spend too long playing with your own breasts. They’re not as real as you want them to be.
“ Essentially what is going to happen is you are all going to be placed into a virtual village, and there are members of the Mafia in all of their different forms scattered amongst you. There are also others with additional and possibly similar goals amongst you as well. And at this point, you all know the name of the game. For the Village, get rid of the mafia and live happily ever after. For the Mafia, take over the world, outnumber the village and be prosperous and evil.
“Everybody clear? Yes? Excellent. We will boot up the system then and get started!”
Tarranon climbed down from the stage, nodded to his assistants and the room went black. The machines booted up and they brought a faint blue glow to everything around them, and a collective gasp filled the air as the participants were plunged into darkness and a new life.
******
It was a beautiful day in the Village and everybody was gathering in the marketplace as they always do in order to exchange services such as bread and eggs and cheese and cloth. A good old fashioned marketplace. Everything was on barter and nothing was handled with money or cash. You trusted your neighbours completely and even left your doors unlocked. But this morning was slightly different. As the gentleman smoothed out the waistcoats and adjusted their cravats and the ladies fiddled with their hats and readjusted their bosoms, a scream ripped through the marketplace.
Everybody turned to look and there, hanging from the Village’s eldest tree were the bodies of two of the founding members of the village. Ardor the Librarian and Hylianbunny the Fletcher. They had been bound together and left dangling high above the market, with a sign hanging from their ankles. “Some Nice People You Got In This Here Town. Be A Shame If Something Happened To Them.”
The sign was written in a childlike scrawl in some red paint, it was obviously not blood, and it was simply signed “The Mafia”
Well, the people of Wangshire knew what to do. It wasn’t the first time they’d been threatened. This was almost their whole reason for existing. To remove the mafia everytime it came up. Veterans and new recruits the lot of them, they did not even stop to pause, just gathered around in the town square to discuss the next step. It was time to play Phalla.
PMs are out. I think. If you did not get a role PM, PM me. I think I got them all, but it was 50 of them. That's a lot of PMs!
Day 1 has begun, it will end at 11 PM EST Monday. Or in 26+ hours.
1) The "playstyle" section of the role PM is not game relevant. If you have a post condition, it will be listed under "abilities." If you would like to role play and are not familiar with your player, this is a rough guide and/or justification for your ability, whatever it may be. Flavor is fun.
2) If it looks like we're trying to tell you you're masoned with someone, the names are those in the player list, not the names of the role you are masoned with.
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so
Q.E.D
Chicago Megagame group
Watch me struggle to learn streaming! Point and laugh!
but I hate to see good friends fight
so I decide to take the case
It actually would, seeing as it led to a pretty strong village victory before.
Who are you to say otherwise?
I'm sure lots of dumb ideas ended up working because other, smarter people figured out what was going on. Doesn't make them any better.
if some people are unfamiliar with All-Stars, it was actually the "Burnage" role that was a thrall-vig as played by B:L. :whistle:
Because keeping B:L around has never ended well for me.
Is MacSpectre on the case?
Theesh soundsh rethart rord.
I certainly don't see any smarter people than B:L.
Or are you proclaiming yourself to be smarter than everyone, !CesareB? Because if you're so smart, then why haven't you provided anything useful so far?
stealing my thunder ;-)
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It wouldn't surprise me if they made my role mafia because of the bizarro-ness in Ahava's last game.
edit: If I was included.
Because if they didn't do that the first time, they're sure as hell likely to do it the second?
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