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The Phalla Arcade Expo: MAFIA VICTORY (Also B:L and Langly)

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    A perfect score tonight would be 490.

  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    I'm getting a real simulationist vibe from this thread.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    I'm just waiting for B:L and the Evil Eight to reveal themselves.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Day One

    It was as it ever is in the village of Wangshire. Even in this situation where everybody knows they are in a game, but it’s not a real game, but it is, the marketplace was chaotic. Sure they were just players in a game, but the world it felt so real. And that blood, it looked so, bloodlike. And smelled that way too.

    The accusations began to fly almost immediately, and it was a fast and furious type of flying. There was even some spittle and perhaps a tooth or two. And in the middle of the kerfuffle and flying feathers and punches and pointing fingers a voice cried out, “Let’s play a game!”, and the addicts that the villagers of Wangshire are, they stopped trying to kill one another and they played a game. About killing one another.

    It’s a hard town, Wangshire is.

    The accusations the bodily assaults happened throughout the day. From lunch to dinner to elevensies and noontime tea. From supper to second breakfast and back again. The villagers finally took a break at supper time, because arguing over supper is just impolite. And as the sky was turning dark, because you see it’s winter time in this part of the world, the large wooden spot above the communal hearth flickered and began to glow. And once again the illusion that this was all a game is shattered as name after name appears in color on the board and person after person who is seated at the table flickers and then disappears from the world.

    The Dead
    The Anonymous- Precisionk- banned from Servers
    Assuran- cj iwakura- Everybody Else Hates Fun
    Baidol - lonelyahava – drowned in the last can of Sunkist
    Farangu - ecco the dolphin couldn't go on without his lover
    Void Slayer - TehSloth - Murdered
    Alegis - capfalcon – Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed - Langly – Gametheory,bro
    romanqwerty - Alegis – Prohibition!
    and scared to death
    CesareB - Arivia – probed to pieces


    After the list of names and the flickering bodies seemed to stop, the board flashed to life one last time, showing a score of some kind.

    Langly- 96
    Infidel- 0
    SaberOverEasy-0

    The room was a abuzz and all a twitter and a chitter. What would that mean. Whatever could that mean? And who were the mafia? Oh goodness oh me oh my. Oh. Oh. Oh.

    Whatever shall happen now?



    @JaysonFour:: This is your inactivity warning. Do it again and you will be replaced. We are not amused.
    @Egos: this is your stern talking to. tch tch


    PMs are going out shortly for those that need them. Begin Day Two.

    lonelyahava on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I just have to find the proper PM threads to send them to. Bear with me.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun

    There's kime.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    OoOoooOoooOOooOoOoO

    At least I was totally useless.

    oOooOooOoOoOoOooOoo

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    oo00ooo00ooo00oo00oo00oo00o

    Remind me to grudge EVERYONE.

    000oo00ooo00ooo00ooo00oo00o

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO

    Mafia victory. 6 days max. Savor it mafiosos.

    OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun

    There's kime.

    Could be Zandracon...but yeah probably kime

    shalmelo
  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    that wa$ $omewhat unexpected

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    that$ right get ready thi$ $hit$ gonna be obnoxiou$ as hell

    KetBra on
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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    Ke$hBra, yellow is the worst colour.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Langly- 96
    Infidel- 0
    SaberOverEasy-0

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

    Fuck y'all bitch-ass mothafuckas.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    fucking hell , it's Ke$ha

  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    thi$ $hit$ $OLID GOLD

    KetBra on
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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    Alright that was a lot of deaths but I think it's less scary than it looks.

    1. Two vote deaths. That was silly. Don't do that again. Also yes I was just as capable of counting that as anyone else who was here was and didn't so let's get that out of the way right away.
    2. Lover death. Oh well. Purple kill. Flavour text intrigues me. If it doesn't re-appear it may be a cult that can't convert masons (like lovers).
    3. Kime's kill is suspiciously non-SK coloured. Going to guess that kime is actually a neutral vig, because kime.
    4. Two mafia kills, two village vigs. Not too shabby. One vig is likely someone who could be exposed by revealing their role name, the other is not. Suspect the mafia kills are both role specific.

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    PROTIP: MY $IG HA$ MU$IC YOU $HOULD LI$TEN TO WHILE READING MY PO$T$

    KetBra on
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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    OKAY I THINK I NEED TO MAKE THI$ BIGGER TO BE READABLE

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Ke$hBra is my favorite thing :3

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I THINK that's all the necessary PMs. If you are expecting a PM and did not receive one, PM me.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Holy fucking shit. Ketbra. Put down the crack cocaine.

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Alright that was a lot of deaths but I think it's less scary than it looks.

    1. Two vote deaths. That was silly. Don't do that again. Also yes I was just as capable of counting that as anyone else who was here was and didn't so let's get that out of the way right away.
    2. Lover death. Oh well. Purple kill. Flavour text intrigues me. If it doesn't re-appear it may be a cult that can't convert masons (like lovers).
    3. Kime's kill is suspiciously non-SK coloured. Going to guess that kime is actually a neutral vig, because kime.
    4. Two mafia kills, two village vigs. Not too shabby. One vig is likely someone who could be exposed by revealing their role name, the other is not. Suspect the mafia kills are both role specific.

    I think there was only one vote death, and one non-vote death that was also black. Their flavour text is different, but in addition to that there were three votes between The Anonymous and Assuran. An alternative explantion is that there are one or more vote manipulators in play, and "everybody else hates fun" is his/her/their flavour text when someone dies due to vote manipulation. Additionally, I count three village vigs, not two. Look at romanqwerty again - he was targeted by two kills (Prohibition and "scared to death"), each a different colour.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    There was a lot of yellow and sparkles on my screen when I was checking the results.

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  • MillMill Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Note that and between prohibition and scared to death is bolded Orange.

    So roman might have been attacked by three people instead of two.

    Mill on
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    [b]The Dead[/b][b]
    [color=limegreen] The Anonymous- Precisionk- [color=black] banned from Servers
    [color=limegreen] Assuran- cj iwakura-[color=black] Everybody Else Hates Fun
    [color=limegreen]Baidol - lonelyahava –[color=purple] drowned in the last can of Sunkist
    [color=limegreen]Farangu - ecco the dolphin [color=purple] couldn't go on without his lover[/color]
    [color=limegreen]Void Slayer - TehSloth - Murdered
    Alegis - capfalcon –[color=darkorange] Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    [color=limegreen]Gandalf_the_Crazed - Langly – Gametheory,bro
    romanqwerty - Alegis – Prohibition! [/color]and[color=red] scared to death
    [color=limegreen]CesareB - Arivia –[color=red] probed to pieces[/b]
    [/color]
    

    I don't think it means anything

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    the fact that it i$ ORANGE i$ probably more concerning but yea

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    It's just the colour tag of the gigglekill not being closed.

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Im curiou$ a$ to what thi$ $coreboard thing i$ all about

    I knew $ome people were going for point$ but i didnt know they were COMPETING for them

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    ...

    Infidel on
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    It's just the colour tag of the gigglekill not being closed.

    This is right. I'll tell ahava to fix it when she's back from the gym.

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    Warren 2020
  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    ...
    Rude.



    Also I notice that Cythraul was apparently not replaced?

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  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    DAY 1
    Narration
    Day One

    It was as it ever is in the village of Wangshire. Even in this situation where everybody knows they are in a game, but it’s not a real game, but it is, the marketplace was chaotic. Sure they were just players in a game, but the world it felt so real. And that blood, it looked so, bloodlike. And smelled that way too.

    The accusations began to fly almost immediately, and it was a fast and furious type of flying. There was even some spittle and perhaps a tooth or two. And in the middle of the kerfuffle and flying feathers and punches and pointing fingers a voice cried out, “Let’s play a game!”, and the addicts that the villagers of Wangshire are, they stopped trying to kill one another and they played a game. About killing one another.

    It’s a hard town, Wangshire is.

    The accusations the bodily assaults happened throughout the day. From lunch to dinner to elevensies and noontime tea. From supper to second breakfast and back again. The villagers finally took a break at supper time, because arguing over supper is just impolite. And as the sky was turning dark, because you see it’s winter time in this part of the world, the large wooden spot above the communal hearth flickered and began to glow. And once again the illusion that this was all a game is shattered as name after name appears in color on the board and person after person who is seated at the table flickers and then disappears from the world.

    The Dead
    The Anonymous- Precisionk- banned from Servers
    Assuran- cj iwakura- Everybody Else Hates Fun
    Baidol - lonelyahava – drowned in the last can of Sunkist
    Farangu - ecco the dolphin couldn't go on without his lover
    Void Slayer - TehSloth - Murdered
    Alegis - capfalcon – Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed - Langly – Gametheory,bro
    romanqwerty - Alegis – Prohibition!
    and scared to death
    CesareB - Arivia – probed to pieces


    After the list of names and the flickering bodies seemed to stop, the board flashed to life one last time, showing a score of some kind.

    Langly- 96
    Infidel- 0
    SaberOverEasy-0

    The room was a abuzz and all a twitter and a chitter. What would that mean. Whatever could that mean? And who were the mafia? Oh goodness oh me oh my. Oh. Oh. Oh.

    Whatever shall happen now?



    @JaysonFour:: This is your inactivity warning. Do it again and you will be replaced. We are not amused.
    @Egos: this is your stern talking to. tch tch


    PMs are going out shortly for those that need them. Begin Day Two.

    Vote Count
    (9) The Anonymous - CesareB, Mill, Egos, Megafrost, SaberOverEasy, KetBra, Void Slayer, Typhus733, Anialos, Gandalf_the_Crazed, Langly, KetBra, TehSpectre
    (6) Infidel - Thetheroo, Delmain, Megafrost, Assuran, Bliss 101, SeGaTai, CesareB, The Anonymous, KetBra
    (6) Assuran - Fiaryn, Thetheroo, Infidel, B:L, thorgot, Bliss 101, The Anonymous, jdarksun, romanqwerty
    (5) Fiaryn - Bedlam, premium, Gandalf_the_Crazed, Megafrost, Hucklebuck, KetBra
    (4) Mill - Lucedes, OminousLozenge, Smasher, Macallan
    (3) KetBra - Spoit, 38thDoe, Rainfall
    (2) 38thDoe - Locus, Xenogears
    (1) Thetheroo - Kilnaga
    (1) jdarksun - Anialos, Gandalf_the_Crazed, Zombie Hero
    (1) TehSpectre - ObiFett
    (1) shalmelo - INANTP
    (1) Spoit - Bliss 101, Cayrus
    (1) B:L - shalmelo
    (1) SeGaTai - Invictus
    (1) Gandalf_the_Crazed - Mikey CTS
    (1) Anialos - Gizzy
    (1) OminousLozenge - Alegis, Bliss 101, Bliss 101
    (1) ObiFett - Void Slayer, Hucklebuck, Fiaryn
    (1) Zombie Hero - Farangu
    (1) Delmain - Baidol
    (0) Megafrost - TehSpectre
    (0) Langly - Delmain, romanqwerty
    (0) Cythraul - Megafrost
    (0) CesareB - B:L
    (0) Bliss 101 - Megafrost
    (0) Farangu - Megafrost
    (0) INANTP - Gandalf_the_Crazed
    (0) Void Slayer - ObiFett

    Here are your summaries for today. I think it's safe to say this information will be next to useless for a while, but there you have it just the same. Also, now that INANTP mentions it all that gold and pink sparkly shit is really distracting. I'm pretty sure it's a mafia tactic to keep everyone out of the thread through basic aversion conditioning.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    ...
    Rude.

    Transylvania madness. Misconceptions of the phallaverse, !INANTP

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Captain Obvious: The scores are probably for the roles of named players vs. the players themselves. :)

  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    SUCH CARNAGE

    NEARLY ENOUGH TO SATE EVEN ME

    BUT NOT REALLY

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    OH REALLY? /OWL

    ANY AMOUNT OF CARNAGE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO SATE ME. BUT IMITATING ME... IS SOMETHING THAT NOT EVEN I CAN FORGIVE.

    I WILL CATCH UP IN THE THREAD, GO BREAK SOMEONE IN HALF, CHECK UP MY BOOK OF GRUDGES, AND HELP FIND THESE PEOPLE. THERE WILL BE MAYHEM TO COME. GET ON MY GOOD SIDE AND YOU MAY GO LAST.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. like fire Registered User regular
    That explains the absence.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    ...Spoit

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