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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    You assholes.

    *panting, out of breath*

    where!?

    How are you out of breath? You've been here the whole time.

    I think he just finished tossing some salad or something

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    I'm paying $hahahafuckyou to AT&T because they're lying sacks of shit who flat out said it would be a different price than it was because that's legal in America

    Freedom.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Evil Dead not funny

    Evil Dead 2 funny but still a bit scary

    Army of Darkness not scary in the slightest and as slapsticky as the Stooges
    2 is da bes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_XT-HdBvE

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    What kind of gameplay does xcom have? You guys keep talking about it and I've never played any of them.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    You assholes.

    *panting, out of breath*

    where!?

    How are you out of breath? You've been here the whole time?

    i run in place when i hear buttholes

    You just made me guffaw at work you dick.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    a5ehren wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    anything more than a blackberry would be overkill

    Who are you, a dad from 1995?

    well, am i wrong

    all i need to do is make calls and send texts

    i don't want to pay a huge ass monthly fee so i can look at butts online while on the bus

    If all you're doing is calling and texting, then I'd say even a Blackberry is overkill. Why not get an even simpler phone? My gf has a cheapo phone with a flip-open qwerty keyboard that she loves.

    Agreed. What carrier are we talking here?

    mobilicity

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    WHERE IS 21st!! He's the only one who I know will appreciate that my Agrees equal exactly half my Awesomes. Oh, I've been waiting so long for this.

    HahahahhahHAHAHAHAHA

    On the day I die an infractiony death, I will go peacefully into the night knowing I contributed such an agreeable and awesome poster as yourself.

    It's all your fault!

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Totally quiet office and then I read about Chu running in place for buttholes.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

    It's the quickest way to get rich, really. Just kill them all off and take their stuff.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wait no, found the press release. It offers a few game mode toggles on new games. That is less interesting

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Just take their stuff slowly so you're only rich once the frenzy dies down.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich
    you will never be rich

    it is not a thing that happens anymore

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    America: Whoever Dies with the Most Toys Wins

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

    um how do you think you'll get rich if no spots open up

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

    aint nothin wrong with wanting to be rich

    actually being rich, on the other hand...

    919UOwT.png
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    What kind of gameplay does xcom have? You guys keep talking about it and I've never played any of them.

    Turn-based isometric small-unit combat (max of 6 guys on a mission I believe) with a base upgrade / research / training component in between missions.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    When I saw the Evil Dead 2013 trailer, I was fully expecting the last line to be one of the kids saying something about a boomstick, but they disappointed me so I'm not going to bother seeing it.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

    aint nothin wrong with wanting to be rich

    actually being rich, on the other hand...

    You ain't gonna get rich unless you clear out the current backlog of folks holding all the riches so you can be rich.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    What kind of gameplay does xcom have? You guys keep talking about it and I've never played any of them.
    Interactive erotic novel featuring sexy (and not so sexy) aliens

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I mean I hope Fox pounces on AIG for this one since they're the only network anyone cares about

    Unless they can't connect the mental dots that lawsuit vs government -> money taxed from everyone

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I drew a passable piece of card art for "boiling oil"... Yay. I should keep going... Do the iron maiden next... shouldn't be tooo hard...

    21stCentury on
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    What kind of gameplay does xcom have? You guys keep talking about it and I've never played any of them.

    There's longterm international government management preventing countries from succumbing to alien panic by ensuring that they're safe with completed missions and satellite coverage and short term turn-based tactical combat that plays out like dungeons and dragons meets final fantasy tactics meets starship troopers.

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    a5ehren wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    anything more than a blackberry would be overkill

    Who are you, a dad from 1995?

    well, am i wrong

    all i need to do is make calls and send texts

    i don't want to pay a huge ass monthly fee so i can look at butts online while on the bus

    If all you're doing is calling and texting, then I'd say even a Blackberry is overkill. Why not get an even simpler phone? My gf has a cheapo phone with a flip-open qwerty keyboard that she loves.

    Agreed. What carrier are we talking here?

    mobilicity

    If you just need text/calls, the Samsung Gravity TXT is a good option:

    CAD$75 here, no idea if that's a good price or not.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    What kind of gameplay does xcom have? You guys keep talking about it and I've never played any of them.

    It's an FTP - Fuck The Player - game.

    seriously, it's turn-based strategy. In the tactical game, you're given a small squad and must eradicate all the aliens on the field.
    In the geoscape game, you equip the squad, research upgrades, and purchase new equipment.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    What kind of gameplay does xcom have? You guys keep talking about it and I've never played any of them.

    Squad based action/shooter I believe.

    Notorious for being difficult.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I drew a passable piece of card art for "boiling oil"... Yay. I should keep going... Do the iron maiden next... shouldn't be tooo hard...
    9bbcce3e.jpg

    Obvious joke is obvious.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

    aint nothin wrong with wanting to be rich

    actually being rich, on the other hand...

    rich people are the worst and smell of wee

    obF2Wuw.png
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    x-com is advance wars to the extreeeemeeeee

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    I actually only recently watched original Evil Dead all the way through for the first time. What a great great ending.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't feel comfortable calling for the death of rich folks because i want to be rich

    aint nothin wrong with wanting to be rich

    actually being rich, on the other hand...

    rich people are the worst and smell of wee

    they're packed with butter.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Samsung Gravity TXT is a messaging oriented cell phone more than adequate for teenagers and the younger crowd with its so-so set of features - such as a 2.4 inch display, 2-megapixel camera, and slide-out landscape style QWERTY keyboard.

    BRO IF YOU WANT ME TO DROP $75 YOU NEED TO WORK FOR IT A LITTLE

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    x-com is advance wars to the extreeeemeeeee

    canon like what metroid has on his arm

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    All this talk of zombies and buttholes pretense pretense nsfw link http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B009XY1X9G/schnittberich-20

    Oh brilliant
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2013
    Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister, who was tormented by high school bullies, young karate student Megumi accompanies a group of friends on a trip into the woods. Attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, the group seeks refuge in the home of the strange Dr. Tanaka, who conducts experiments on the zombies ... and who has another fate in mind for the five strangers. Can Megumi s karate help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of f**ts to save the day?

    Vanguard on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    All this talk of zombies and buttholes pretense pretense nsfw link http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B009XY1X9G/schnittberich-20

    Oh, Japan...

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    pLsBJ.jpg

    oh my GOD it's a CORGI/HUSKY MIX!!!!!!

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    but dark raven

    what about this related amazing purchase

    nsfw http://www.amazon.com/Big-Tits-Zombie-Sola-Aoi/dp/B0091C226I/ref=pd_cp_mov_0

    obF2Wuw.png
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    The West Wing has become
    The Donna and Josh Go Campaigning Show

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